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I have no idea what getting off at Haymarket means. I suspect it is a reference to anal sex although I could be a train station or more wide of the mark with that one.

You may be a tunnel wide of the mark rather than a station.

Think of Billy Connollys least favourite form of contraceptive.
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46 minutes ago, mjw said:


You may be a tunnel wide of the mark rather than a station.

Think of Billy Connollys least favourite form of contraceptive.

The kind that a pack of wild horses couldn't help him with?

It all makes sense now.

Thank you.

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I have no idea what getting off at Haymarket means. I suspect it is a reference to anal sex although I could be a train station or more wide of the mark with that one.


It's when you pull out upon ejaculation. I.e. Get off early.

Don't think it works for any Dundee station.
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That would surely be the equivalent of premature ejaculation which is no laughing matter.


Would dispute this; think it's an extra safe version of getting off at Haymarket. It's an extra mile or two in distance from Dundee than Haymarket is to Waverley.



ETA: this chat is mental. [emoji23]
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6 minutes ago, sjc said:

is Bennett genuinely thick as pig shit or has Dryhorce just been staying at the same B&B?

Bennett's not at all thick and most of his posts are tongue in cheek.  You have to remember that a fair few posters become barely-coherent, seething, hackneyed messes when talking about Rangers/Rangers posters.

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3 minutes ago, The_Kincardine said:

Bennett's not at all thick and most of his posts are tongue in cheek.  You have to remember that a fair few posters become barely-coherent, seething, hackneyed messes when talking about Rangers/Rangers posters.

You become a barely-coherent, seething, hackneyed mess when talking about Rangers/Sevco, Gincardine.

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