haggis pakora Posted November 16, 2014 Share Posted November 16, 2014 f**k machines man, you can play roulette machines from your desktop at home. If you're going to the casino, get yourself on a table - the real deal. I don't like casinos after I once nearly lost 80 quid. Kept doubling my bet on roulette to win my money back and kept losing. It would have got to the point where I wouldn't have enough funds to carry on and be at a highly unsustainable loss. Was proper shiteing it but managed to get it back. Let out a cheer of relief when I did and went straight home to bed. You were shiting at loseing £80 at the casino, get a grip f**k sake.If you were shiting it at loseing £80 you shouldn't be at the casino in the first place.80 fucking quid... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
welshbairn Posted November 16, 2014 Share Posted November 16, 2014 You were shiting at loseing £80 at the casino, get a grip f**k sake.If you were shiting it at loseing £80 you shouldn't be at the casino in the first place.80 fucking quid... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Grass Is Greener. Posted November 16, 2014 Share Posted November 16, 2014 If your looking to make money I'd avoid the casino and try one of those Rolling Bets, phree money. Example A - http://www.pieandbovril.com/forum/index.php/topic/218289-rolling-bets/ You can't lose. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Loki Posted November 16, 2014 Share Posted November 16, 2014 f**k machines man, you can play roulette machines from your desktop at home. If you're going to the casino, get yourself on a table - the real deal. I don't like casinos after I once nearly lost 80 quid. Kept doubling my bet on roulette to win my money back and kept losing. It would have got to the point where I wouldn't have enough funds to carry on and be at a highly unsustainable loss. Was proper shiteing it but managed to get it back. Let out a cheer of relief when I did and went straight home to bed. I wipe my arse with £80 notes. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jamamafegan Posted November 16, 2014 Share Posted November 16, 2014 You were shiting at loseing £80 at the casino, get a grip f**k sake.If you were shiting it at loseing £80 you shouldn't be at the casino in the first place.80 fucking quid... I wipe my arse with £80 notes. I was a student and needed rent money in my account. That's why I was shiteing it. Definitely out of my depth at the time. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Latino Lover Posted November 16, 2014 Share Posted November 16, 2014 I try not to go but when I do I sometimes play on the machines around a wheel as it's easier to repeat patterned bets. Aspers in Newcastle can get a bit lairy, an ethnic chap took my winning chips once as we both had same colours, had to get croupier to check cameras with security to sort it out. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mattydfc Posted November 17, 2014 Share Posted November 17, 2014 You've never lived until youve lost £2k in 3 weeks in the casino. Liberating. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest honestrae95 Posted November 17, 2014 Share Posted November 17, 2014 I played blackjack and lost a total of £10 in all. Not a bad night was had. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pars fan Posted December 1, 2014 Share Posted December 1, 2014 When you don't need to pay for your steak and booze, it's time to stay away! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fudge Posted December 4, 2014 Share Posted December 4, 2014 The only times I've been to a casino recently has just been to prolong drinking hours. I'm so desensitised to gambling I can't get anything resembling a 'buzz' from it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dave258 Posted December 5, 2014 Share Posted December 5, 2014 Good timing for this thread, I tried to get into a casino last night, but am still banned because I shagged a croupier 15 years ago. Weird. I remember you telling this story before. Glorious. One day I'm going to try to pass it off as my own. Was she worth it? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mid-table Posted December 5, 2014 Share Posted December 5, 2014 I remember you telling this story before. Glorious. One day I'm going to try to pass it off as my own. Was she worth it? Yeah, I'd fancied her for ages. We lost touch, I then saw a news article 5 years later about her being sentenced for the culpable homicide of her boyfriend, after she killed him by sticking a knife in his chest. Still worth it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
doulikefish Posted December 5, 2014 Share Posted December 5, 2014 Yeah, I'd fancied her for ages. We lost touch, I then saw a news article 5 years later about her being sentenced for the culpable homicide of her boyfriend, after she killed him by sticking a knife in his chest. Still worth it. I think i speak for most when i say "we need more" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dave258 Posted December 6, 2014 Share Posted December 6, 2014 Yeah, I'd fancied her for ages. We lost touch, I then saw a news article 5 years later about her being sentenced for the culpable homicide of her boyfriend, after she killed him by sticking a knife in his chest. Still worth it. I'll probably omit that last bit when I tell folk my version of the story tbh. Still, excellent work mate. Cap well and truly doffed. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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