Romeo Posted November 12, 2014 Share Posted November 12, 2014 They should pass a law here that: Bans devil dogs Jails people who want to have devil dogs Means that dogs should be kept on a leash at all times except in specified areas Increases the dog licence fee to a level that such specified areas are wholly funded by the dog licence fee Makes cat owners responsible for their cats' activities Sounds fair, although an all out ban and subsequent cull of all dogs should be considered. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Highlandmagyar Posted November 12, 2014 Share Posted November 12, 2014 There is NO dog licence. Hasn't been for years! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Granny Danger Posted November 12, 2014 Share Posted November 12, 2014 There is NO dog licence. Hasn't been for years! Genuinely didn't know that. Should be reintroduced in the way I mentioned. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MONKMAN Posted November 12, 2014 Share Posted November 12, 2014 Sounds fair, although an all out ban and subsequent cull of all dogs should be considered. This seems the most reasonable of all comments. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tamthebam Posted November 12, 2014 Share Posted November 12, 2014 Genuinely didn't know that. Should be reintroduced in the way I mentioned. The Thatcher Government abolished the dog licence in 1987 I spy some Jocks- Tebbit, release the hounds...... Still need one in the Failed Statelet it seems I didn''t know that until I looked it up! Northern Ireland Dog licences are required under the Dogs (Northern Ireland) Order 1983. as of October 2011 dog licences cost £12.50 a year, with reductions for pensioners and owners of neutered dogs.[1] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jock001 Posted November 13, 2014 Share Posted November 13, 2014 There is NO dog licence. Hasn't been for years! There should however be a cat license since they habitually torture other animals and revel in doing stuff people would be sent to jail for. On the other hand, I would prefer turkmenbashi to david cameron Warning, do not click link if uttely true fecking mentalness offends you. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Romeo Posted November 13, 2014 Share Posted November 13, 2014 There should however be a cat license since they habitually torture other animals and revel in doing stuff people would be sent to jail for. If it were not for cats you would be up to your neck in giant rats and mice. I have also just booked a ticket to Turkmenbashi. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hillonearth Posted November 13, 2014 Share Posted November 13, 2014 The Thatcher Government abolished the dog licence in 1987 thatch.jpg I spy some Jocks- Tebbit, release the hounds...... Still need one in the Failed Statelet it seems I didn''t know that until I looked it up! Northern Ireland Dog licences are required under the Dogs (Northern Ireland) Order 1983. as of October 2011 dog licences cost £12.50 a year, with reductions for pensioners and owners of neutered dogs.[1] Strange one that - thought they had sent all their mad dogs over here... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rod Posted November 13, 2014 Share Posted November 13, 2014 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cracowjambo Posted November 13, 2014 Share Posted November 13, 2014 Cats are shit. That's why spinsters get cats because they know cats are the only thing as worthless as them. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tom McB Posted November 13, 2014 Share Posted November 13, 2014 The pro dog lobby will be furious. Barking dear boy, absoluetly barking. Mon e dugs. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tom McB Posted November 13, 2014 Share Posted November 13, 2014 Given how the Islamic republic of Iran treats gay folk and women who commit adultery the dug law is just petty shit. Funny it's never blokes who get it for adultery. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
THE KING Posted November 13, 2014 Share Posted November 13, 2014 Always liked the Iranians...... Cats, on the other hand, are cherished. The Prophet Muhammad even owned a pet cat, called Muezza. Muslims are free to live with cats and they must treat cats well, providing the cat with enough water and food, and giving "roaming time". Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tom McB Posted November 13, 2014 Share Posted November 13, 2014 Always liked the Iranians...... Cats, on the other hand, are cherished. The Prophet Muhammad even owned a pet cat, called Muezza. Muslims are free to live with cats and they must treat cats well, providing the cat with enough water and food, and giving "roaming time". Never confuse a people with a government. Especially when the power is an unelected theocracy. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
topcat(The most tip top) Posted November 13, 2014 Share Posted November 13, 2014 Shiite idea Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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