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Best excuse you've used to get a bird oot yer hoose?


beetroot

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I pished the bed and blamed her, what a speed she left.

It may have been said before, but I'd like to add my own little :lol: to proceedings.

My best excuse? "I'm emigrating to shag another bird. Let yourself out"

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I lass I worked with years ago came in on Monday morning to tell us that she had a one night stand at this lad's place. The following day he 'went out for a pint of milk' and after 6 hours she decided to leave. Apparently she found out later on that he met up with a mate and then eventually went down the pub and forgot about her.

She was rather upset at about the whole issue.

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I lass I worked with years ago came in on Monday morning to tell us that she had a one night stand at this lad's place. The following day he 'went out for a pint of milk' and after 6 hours she decided to leave. Apparently she found out later on that he met up with a mate and then eventually went down the pub and forgot about her.

She was rather upset at about the whole issue.

I would be worried she would pinch something!

I don't think I've ever wanted rid of a bird the morning after as usually wanted more sex and cuddles

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