JakeSAFC Posted November 9, 2014 Share Posted November 9, 2014 Vitamin K Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Big Gus Posted November 9, 2014 Share Posted November 9, 2014 A free house. Normally me and my family go to Ireland and stay with relatives, which has been put on halt by the fact that I'm working right through Christmas. It's a shame, but it comes with the most silvery of linings which is having the place to myself for a bit. Now my ma is threatening that dream by suggesting sticking around for my sake or even more unthinkably, getting the relatives over to stay at ours. "I think you should go anyway and be with your sisters" = selfless and thoughtful, but "I want the place to myself so f**k off" = early death for EGB. I sense I'm one more selfless offer to let her do her own thing away from the penny dropping that I want her to bolt. Advice? Like a lot of posters on here, you need to get out from under your mothers teats then there wouldn't be this problem. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sergeant Wilson Posted November 9, 2014 Share Posted November 9, 2014 A free house. Normally me and my family go to Ireland and stay with relatives, which has been put on halt by the fact that I'm working right through Christmas. It's a shame, but it comes with the most silvery of linings which is having the place to myself for a bit. Now my ma is threatening that dream by suggesting sticking around for my sake or even more unthinkably, getting the relatives over to stay at ours. "I think you should go anyway and be with your sisters" = selfless and thoughtful, but "I want the place to myself so f**k off" = early death for EGB. I sense I'm one more selfless offer to let her do her own thing away from the penny dropping that I want her to bolt. Advice? Tell the old trout to haul ass. You're all the man you're going to be and don't need her or her daft relatives hanging about your feet ruining everything. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Big Gus Posted November 9, 2014 Share Posted November 9, 2014 You're a man that still lives with his mum. Manly... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sergeant Wilson Posted November 9, 2014 Share Posted November 9, 2014 You're a man that still lives with his mum. Manly... Says the man with the 2nd best pie blog on the internet...in Scotland. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Big Gus Posted November 9, 2014 Share Posted November 9, 2014 There's nothing to remember about your posting, pretty beige. Did you not post something funny with Barry one time? Maybe not. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
throbber Posted November 9, 2014 Share Posted November 9, 2014 Im going to my parents house and there are 8 of us, all couples including my parents so we have decided to do a secret santa idea rather than buy each other presents. I want a PS4 and or a new TV but i think we said a 50 pound budget so doubt anyone will go over the top for me. I think its best that we don't buy presents for our other halves but I'm wondering on what would be a way that we can draw the ballot to avoid getting each others partner while being able to keep the ballot a secret? We will definitely need a third party to do this for us Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Scary Bear Posted November 9, 2014 Share Posted November 9, 2014 Peace for all. You beat me to it. What about some 'joy to all men'. Not sure if that's a fragrance yet, but it should be. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MangoBroccoli Posted November 9, 2014 Share Posted November 9, 2014 There's nothing to remember about your posting, pretty beige. Did you not post something funny with Barry one time? Maybe not. Barry's very good. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Scary Bear Posted November 9, 2014 Share Posted November 9, 2014 I'll take socks, some work shirts to replace the current dead ones, and at least two day seshs at the pub. Simple things. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WeAreElgin Posted November 9, 2014 Share Posted November 9, 2014 Socks and a shag Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Adam Posted November 9, 2014 Share Posted November 9, 2014 For Big Gus to be less angry. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
throbber Posted November 9, 2014 Share Posted November 9, 2014 Socks and a shag I'll be passing through Elgin around the 27th if your interested Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cracowjambo Posted November 9, 2014 Author Share Posted November 9, 2014 I'll be passing through Elgin around the 27th if your interested No one wants your socks. We know what you do to them. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
throbber Posted November 9, 2014 Share Posted November 9, 2014 No one wants your socks. We know what you do to them. I put them in the wash after though Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mark Connolly Posted November 9, 2014 Share Posted November 9, 2014 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
itzdrk Posted November 9, 2014 Share Posted November 9, 2014 I'll take socks, some work shirts to replace the current dead ones, and at least two day seshs at the pub. Simple things. You get given time to go to the pub as a Christmas present ? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cracowjambo Posted November 9, 2014 Author Share Posted November 9, 2014 I put them in the wash after though No you don't. they will get flung in the back of the wardrobe after a few uses, don't lie to us Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
throbber Posted November 9, 2014 Share Posted November 9, 2014 No you don't. they will get flung in the back of the wardrobe after a few uses, don't lie to us Its a step up from the days when i used to do it straight into the bin adjacent to the bed for my mum to clean up Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cracowjambo Posted November 9, 2014 Author Share Posted November 9, 2014 Its a step up from the days when i used to do it straight into the bin adjacent to the bed for my mum to clean up Just let it go on your belly and let it air dry. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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