BFTD Posted November 7, 2014 Share Posted November 7, 2014 I have nothing but respect for this sad lonely loser, he faced his demons and defeated them. As a St.Booooooooo fan I must be closer to the edge than most on here, do you think there's a chance the NHS would prescribe hookers and cocaine? Doesn't need to be Mexico, Greenock or Leith would do. The STD's would be a small price to pay. I remember a story in the papers about how the German health service had paid for a laddie with chronic pain (or something similar) to visit whores after he claimed that his pain was better for a few weeks after every illicit shag. Would a w**k not have achieved the same results, or are hookers full of vitamins and minerals? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sergeant Wilson Posted November 7, 2014 Share Posted November 7, 2014 I remember a story in the papers about how the German health service had paid for a laddie with chronic pain (or something similar) to visit whores after he claimed that his pain was better for a few weeks after every illicit shag. Would a w**k not have achieved the same results, or are hookers full of vitamins and minerals? Good bacteria, I believe. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bigbud Posted November 7, 2014 Share Posted November 7, 2014 I'd rather have relations with a whore than a w**k. I work with a bunch of wanks everyday but yet my malady continues. Whores > wanks Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BFTD Posted November 7, 2014 Share Posted November 7, 2014 I'd rather have relations with a whore than a w**k. I work with a bunch of wanks everyday but yet my malady continues. Whores > wanks You might feel better if you slipped them a little surprise sausage. Worth a shot, surely. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sergeant Wilson Posted November 7, 2014 Share Posted November 7, 2014 You might feel better if you slipped them a little surprise sausage. Worth a shot, surely. I'll have a word with Jones. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bigbud Posted November 7, 2014 Share Posted November 7, 2014 My chipolata has been rebuffed so far, I live in hope........but.......... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bigbud Posted November 7, 2014 Share Posted November 7, 2014 I'll have a word with Jones. Only for the Cpt, we know the score. Jones is a sook. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
throbber Posted November 7, 2014 Share Posted November 7, 2014 Depression thread for this pish Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bigbud Posted November 7, 2014 Share Posted November 7, 2014 Go on then, I'll see you there. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Enigma Posted November 8, 2014 Share Posted November 8, 2014 You might feel better if you slipped them a little surprise sausage. Worth a shot, surely. I'll have a word with Jones. He'll just tell you that they don't like it up 'em. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ICTChris Posted November 9, 2014 Share Posted November 9, 2014 If you are disabled you can be prescribed prostitutes on their NHS. Great lost Liverpool band Shack wrote a song about this, Oscar http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4wU5ff2sXms Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BFTD Posted November 9, 2014 Share Posted November 9, 2014 If you are disabled you can be prescribed prostitutes on their NHS. Great lost Liverpool band Shack wrote a song about this, Oscar http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4wU5ff2sXms It doesn't make you a bad person, Chris; nobody's blaming you. Unless you're pretending to be disabled...? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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