Ross. Posted November 7, 2014 Share Posted November 7, 2014 http://totalfratmove.com/guy-goes-to-mexico-to-kill-himself-spends-week-doing-coke-and-banging-hookers-decides-to-keep-living/ Guy Goes To Mexico To Kill Himself, Spends Week Doing Coke And Banging Hookers, Decides To Keep Living Two thousand dollars spent on a trip to Mexico, a cab ride, a seedy hotel room, excessive amounts of cocaine, and hooker orgies legitimately saved a man’s life. This might be the first time anyone’s ever said that. Don’t know. Amidst a battle of debilitating depression, he traveled to Mexico to purchase “chemicals” to humanely end his life. The aptly-named Reddit user, plzsendhalp, shares his story involving ripping lines of coke off hookers’ tits, battling whiskey/coke dick with Viagra, multiple threesomes, and of course his will to finally live. From reddit: Went to Mexico to buy barbiturates for a humane and peaceful death. Decided that if I was gonna die anyway I might as well f**k a prostitute before it was all over. After that a cab driver offered to sell me cocaine. One thing lead to another, and I got a room above a whore house equipped with a heart shaped bed, a stripper pole, and a hot tub. Spent a full week snorting coke off tits, popping pain meds, drinking tequila, eating handfuls of Viagra to fight the whiskey/coke dick, and had three FFM threesomes. Somewhere in the midst of my coke-fueled orgy I decide life wasn’t so bad after all. He then packed his shit up and headed back home, STD-free. Personally speaking, after a week filled with cocaine and sex with Mexican prostitutes, I’d descend into a deep, dark state of depression from the effects of my moral hangover. I’m glad it worked for this guy, though. He goes on to explain in the comments that his depression was caused by an abusive childhood, then offers words of encouragement for anyone dealing with similar depression issues. He doesn’t suggest they go the Mexico hookers and cocaine route, but he encourages nonetheless. He also fields an onslaught of private messages from people seeking his advice–a true good samaritan.. Has anyone on P&B saved themselves from death in as spectacularly debauched a fashion? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sweet Pete Posted November 7, 2014 Share Posted November 7, 2014 Never saved myself from it, but as the narrator of that piece notes, I have felt damn near suicidal after a drink/drug/sex carnival. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DEEJANGO Posted November 7, 2014 Share Posted November 7, 2014 I quite like this suicidal maniac. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sjc Posted November 7, 2014 Share Posted November 7, 2014 That many people have gone to Thailand, blown their money on drink/drugs/hookers then took their own life by shooting themselves at the shooting ranges that they now insist upon a "guard" being in the booth with you to prevent this! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bert Raccoon Posted November 7, 2014 Share Posted November 7, 2014 That many people have gone to Thailand, blown their money on drink/drugs/hookers then took their own life by shooting themselves at the shooting ranges that they now insist upon a "guard" being in the booth with you to prevent this! I'd probably top myself after finding I'd pumped a bird with a cock tbh. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sjc Posted November 7, 2014 Share Posted November 7, 2014 I'd probably top myself after finding I'd pumped a bird with a cock tbh. You're that insecure of your sexuality Bert? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MONKMAN Posted November 7, 2014 Share Posted November 7, 2014 Drink, drugs and hookers are the staple for any good holiday! It's the exact reason I'm heading to Thailand for 3 weeks next summer. I'm more likely to be suicidal at the thought of coming home. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bert Raccoon Posted November 7, 2014 Share Posted November 7, 2014 You're that insecure of your sexuality Bert? After I discovered she had a bigger willy than me, yes. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
1320Lichtie Posted November 7, 2014 Share Posted November 7, 2014 Lad Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sergeant Wilson Posted November 7, 2014 Share Posted November 7, 2014 Depressing thread for this pish. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jock001 Posted November 7, 2014 Share Posted November 7, 2014 I'd probably top myself after finding I'd pumped a bird with a cock tbh. What do you noramlly pump them with? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MONKMAN Posted November 7, 2014 Share Posted November 7, 2014 What do you noramlly pump them with? His fist. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bert Raccoon Posted November 7, 2014 Share Posted November 7, 2014 What do you noramlly pump them with? A selection of dildos I keep in my bachelor pad. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ross. Posted November 7, 2014 Author Share Posted November 7, 2014 Depressing thread for this pish. I considered linking it to the depression thread but I didn't want them to think I was mocking them and making them feel bad. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sergeant Wilson Posted November 7, 2014 Share Posted November 7, 2014 I considered linking it to the depression thread but I didn't want them to think I was mocking them and making them feel bad. Och, they can't feel any worse. Except they don't have access to coke and Mexican whores, so you're probably right. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bigbud Posted November 7, 2014 Share Posted November 7, 2014 I have nothing but respect for this sad lonely loser, he faced his demons and defeated them. As a St.Booooooooo fan I must be closer to the edge than most on here, do you think there's a chance the NHS would prescribe hookers and cocaine? Doesn't need to be Mexico, Greenock or Leith would do. The STD's would be a small price to pay. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sergeant Wilson Posted November 7, 2014 Share Posted November 7, 2014 I have nothing but respect for this sad lonely loser, he faced his demons and defeated them. As a St.Booooooooo fan I must be closer to the edge than most on here, do you think there's a chance the NHS would prescribe hookers and cocaine? Doesn't need to be Mexico, Greenock or Leith would do. The STD's would be a small price to pay. Well done for realising you have a problem. You're on the right track. Feel free to PM me once you've got the coke and whores. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bigbud Posted November 7, 2014 Share Posted November 7, 2014 Walmington-on-sea is a hot bed for both if I remember correctly. I'll supply the coke you bring your bird/wife/boyfriend. Not all three though, that may cause a scene. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sergeant Wilson Posted November 7, 2014 Share Posted November 7, 2014 Walmington-on-sea is a hot bed for both if I remember correctly. I'll supply the coke you bring your bird/wife/boyfriend. Not all three though, that may cause a scene. Stay strong, there's light at the end of the tunnel. Unfortunately we still have rationing in Walmington, but I'll have a word with Walker. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bigbud Posted November 7, 2014 Share Posted November 7, 2014 Get your good friend Charles to bring Dolly and Cissy Godfrey, they're always up for it. Mrs Pike would be a sweet ending. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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