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Guy Goes To Mexico To Kill Himself, Spends Week Doing Coke And Banging Hookers, Decides To Keep Living

Two thousand dollars spent on a trip to Mexico, a cab ride, a seedy hotel room, excessive amounts of cocaine, and hooker orgies legitimately saved a man’s life. This might be the first time anyone’s ever said that. Don’t know.

Amidst a battle of debilitating depression, he traveled to Mexico to purchase “chemicals” to humanely end his life. The aptly-named Reddit user, plzsendhalp, shares his story involving ripping lines of coke off hookers’ tits, battling whiskey/coke dick with Viagra, multiple threesomes, and of course his will to finally live.

From reddit:

Went to Mexico to buy barbiturates for a humane and peaceful death.

Decided that if I was gonna die anyway I might as well f**k a prostitute before it was all over. After that a cab driver offered to sell me cocaine. One thing lead to another, and I got a room above a whore house equipped with a heart shaped bed, a stripper pole, and a hot tub.

Spent a full week snorting coke off tits, popping pain meds, drinking tequila, eating handfuls of Viagra to fight the whiskey/coke dick, and had three FFM threesomes.

Somewhere in the midst of my coke-fueled orgy I decide life wasn’t so bad after all.

He then packed his shit up and headed back home, STD-free.

Personally speaking, after a week filled with cocaine and sex with Mexican prostitutes, I’d descend into a deep, dark state of depression from the effects of my moral hangover. I’m glad it worked for this guy, though.

He goes on to explain in the comments that his depression was caused by an abusive childhood, then offers words of encouragement for anyone dealing with similar depression issues. He doesn’t suggest they go the Mexico hookers and cocaine route, but he encourages nonetheless. He also fields an onslaught of private messages from people seeking his advice–a true good samaritan..

Has anyone on P&B saved themselves from death in as spectacularly debauched a fashion?

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That many people have gone to Thailand, blown their money on drink/drugs/hookers then took their own life by shooting themselves at the shooting ranges that they now insist upon a "guard" being in the booth with you to prevent this!

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That many people have gone to Thailand, blown their money on drink/drugs/hookers then took their own life by shooting themselves at the shooting ranges that they now insist upon a "guard" being in the booth with you to prevent this!

I'd probably top myself after finding I'd pumped a bird with a cock tbh.

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I have nothing but respect for this sad lonely loser, he faced his demons and defeated them.

As a St.Booooooooo fan I must be closer to the edge than most on here, do you think there's a chance the NHS would prescribe hookers and cocaine?

Doesn't need to be Mexico, Greenock or Leith would do. The STD's would be a small price to pay.

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I have nothing but respect for this sad lonely loser, he faced his demons and defeated them.

As a St.Booooooooo fan I must be closer to the edge than most on here, do you think there's a chance the NHS would prescribe hookers and cocaine?

Doesn't need to be Mexico, Greenock or Leith would do. The STD's would be a small price to pay.

Well done for realising you have a problem. You're on the right track. Feel free to PM me once you've got the coke and whores.

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Walmington-on-sea is a hot bed for both if I remember correctly.

I'll supply the coke you bring your bird/wife/boyfriend. Not all three though, that may cause a scene.

Stay strong, there's light at the end of the tunnel.

Unfortunately we still have rationing in Walmington, but I'll have a word with Walker.

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