Hedgecutter Posted November 3, 2014 Share Posted November 3, 2014 Brian Fantana style aftershave and condom cabinet goes without saying of course. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DAFC Posted November 3, 2014 Share Posted November 3, 2014 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jock001 Posted November 3, 2014 Share Posted November 3, 2014 Good Speakers, good screen , pick the best toys to plug into them and buy a bluetooth remote so you can control them all from your phone. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sergeant Wilson Posted November 3, 2014 Share Posted November 3, 2014 I'm selling my Marshall amp stack if anyone wants one. Also my drums and my keyboard. I'm sure they would all look good in a bachelor pad. Or whatever other lies I need to peddle to sell them. Just shut up and buy my stuff. Given up on the one man band idea? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RH33 Posted November 3, 2014 Share Posted November 3, 2014 Given up on the one man band idea? He decided he simply Couldn't compete with Mr Boom. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tree house tam Posted November 3, 2014 Share Posted November 3, 2014 Clearly not thought this through. What lady would let you use a sex toy on her that wasn't her own?! Eh aye I did , u do know u get cleaner for them aye ? and if they still aren't sure stick a condom on it ! Also there are lots of toys/things that u can use that doesn't involve ramming it in a hole . The class of burd I take home may also not be the same as you , I have no morals :-( Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gaz FFC Posted November 4, 2014 Share Posted November 4, 2014 I have no morals :-( I like to think I do until I get pished that is. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cracowjambo Posted November 4, 2014 Share Posted November 4, 2014 He decided he simply Couldn't compete with Mr Boom. You can hire Mr Boom. He would make the ultimate bachelor pad. Imagine coming home from a night out with a nice young lady and Mr Boom is waiting to sing about flying to the moon, AMAZBALLS Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
th1stleandr0se Posted November 4, 2014 Share Posted November 4, 2014 All that work on soundproofing it then leaving airvents in. Seemed to work, mind you. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
milton75 Posted November 4, 2014 Share Posted November 4, 2014 I have a man-cave and it's where I prefer to lurk as much as possible. It's not big enough for a pool table sadly, and the missus won't let me have a different room. Next time we move, that's something I would like, although a mate tells me it's a bad idea, as going out to play pool is an important justification for pub-visits. I have a desk, a decent sound system (Denon separates, Mordaunt-Short speakers, nothing too crazy), office chair and futon. I have room for a beanbag too, so plan on getting one. The walls are lined with bookshelves which would no doubt snap knicker elastic by demonstrating how well-read I am if they weren't filled with graphic novels and old editions of viz. I have a gaming & TV bit where I've got various games consoles and our extra Virgin TiVo box. These are plugged into a med-size TV (32", not giant like so many seem to be), and a computer monitor. I need to be able to watch telly and play games at the same time. Or I get grumpy. The room is decorated with classy adornments - I have an Optimus Prime helmet, a print of Amazing Fantasy 15's cover on battered metal, the ball from Phantasm, a Beavis and Butthead TV talker, and the box from Hellraiser. Again, I am quite the catch in the eyes of all sensible ladies. The truth is that although I love the room and call it my den, it really exists so the missus doesn't have to see any of my crap. I've made my peace with this, slowly but surely. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bud1876 Posted November 4, 2014 Share Posted November 4, 2014 I have a 28 feet x 23 feet man-cave above our garage.... got a telly, ps4, L shape sectional , fridge, bar and a balcony and its own toilet. All attached to the main part of the house...ideal. It's also got surround sound speakers built into the wall and ceiling but iv'e not got round to hooking it up yet. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Albino Rover Posted November 4, 2014 Share Posted November 4, 2014 I have a gaming & TV bit where I've got various games consoles and our extra Virgin TiVo box. Does that mean it was manufactured without any additives? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cracowjambo Posted November 4, 2014 Share Posted November 4, 2014 I have a 28 feet x 23 feet man-cave above our garage.... got a telly, ps4, L shape sectional , fridge, bar and a balcony and its own toilet. All attached to the main part of the house...ideal. It's also got surround sound speakers built into the wall and ceiling but iv'e not got round to hooking it up yet. That's nothing I have a seat in the corner of the living room where I can watch Netflix while my girlfriend controls the TV. When I have ear phones in its like surround sound but I've to keep the volume down so she can't hear. When I lived alone I had a indoor shooting range and the house was a mancave Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SodjesSixteenIncher Posted November 4, 2014 Share Posted November 4, 2014 See when you look at that Fritzl dungeon plan, there's absolutely nae fucking chance the missus didn't know what was going on. c**t was installing 300kg steel doors in his basement and the wife never noticed? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sloop John B Posted November 5, 2014 Share Posted November 5, 2014 A darts board and a putting machine are my suggestions, and after that just collect a whole load of useless/ interesting things. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
topcat(The most tip top) Posted November 5, 2014 Share Posted November 5, 2014 Having done a little more research, a drinks globe and a wall mounted stags head are musts. I also want beanbags, a tartan rug and a coffee machine. Any other suggestions? Get the delonghi eco310.bk (I'm married so I've got it in Red but you need to go for Black, you should be able to get change from £100) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mizfit Posted November 5, 2014 Share Posted November 5, 2014 My mate has slowly had to turn his spare room into a mancave since he let his missus move in. Weak b*****d Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tom McB Posted November 5, 2014 Share Posted November 5, 2014 See when you look at that Fritzl dungeon plan, there's absolutely nae fucking chance the missus didn't know what was going on. c**t was installing 300kg steel doors in his basement and the wife never noticed? It vas Austria you know, she was only obeying orders. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tom McB Posted November 5, 2014 Share Posted November 5, 2014 Get the delonghi eco310.bk (I'm married so I've got it in Red but you need to go for Black, you should be able to get change from £100) Stainless steel in casa McB, dead stylish. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
topcat(The most tip top) Posted November 5, 2014 Share Posted November 5, 2014 Stainless steel in casa McB, dead stylish. Good Call The Delonghi EC330.S is usually slightly pricier but it's on sale at Curry's right now for £90 http://www.currys.co.uk/gbuk/household-appliances/small-kitchen-appliances/coffee-machines-and-accessories/espresso-capsule-machines/delonghi-ec-330-s-espresso-machine-stainless-steel-00939222-pdt.html Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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