banana Posted November 2, 2014 Share Posted November 2, 2014 It's essential to invest a few grand into one of them modular plastic hamster houses/playgrounds with the tubes and stuff. With a half decent drill you can have the thing looping around all the rooms, handy for when you need to distribute update messages by hamster from the shitter to your various harem lovelies adorning beds throughout the pad. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Romeo Posted November 2, 2014 Share Posted November 2, 2014 Just to add, you should probably get a mirror ball and a few lava lamps. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
itzdrk Posted November 2, 2014 Share Posted November 2, 2014 Itzdrk looks very do-able in his photo he posted. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Funky Nosejob Posted November 2, 2014 Share Posted November 2, 2014 and a Scalextric Room. We have a winner Certainly well up on the list. The Benchmark Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RiG Posted November 2, 2014 Share Posted November 2, 2014 Something like Zapp Brannigan's Lovenasium would be a good idea. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shotgun Posted November 2, 2014 Share Posted November 2, 2014 A decent sized beer cooler. Some people call them fridges but that just encourages well-meaning attempts from your Maw to put food in when she visits to collect your washing, thus reducing the storage space. A small table to sit at elbow height next to your chair. This will prove invaluable for keeping beer, crisps, pickled onions and other necessities nearby. Trust me, if your girlfriend has to keep walking to and fro to hand you these things, she'll get cranky fairly soon and nobody wins there. The best sound system you can afford. Otherwise your neighbors will be able to play their music louder than you can yours and their tastes will be shit. A hidden trapdoor with a chute leading directly to the moat, which in turn will be filled with alligators. Do not under any circumstances reveal the location of the hidden trapdoor or the button which activates it. Until you need to use them,obviously. Don't ask me how I know this. A nice display case for your collection of womens' ears. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
yoda Posted November 2, 2014 Share Posted November 2, 2014 A "film poster" wall. Obviously if you've got a horrendous taste in films, don't bother - nobody wants to see a Transformers: Revenge Of The Fallen or Fast & Furious 5 poster. Have a couple of classics, a couple of cool looking posters from films you're not keen on (but they look cool), and some European arthouse cinema. The rest of the space should be nice looking posters from good films. 11"x17" is the ideal size. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
who's yer dadi Posted November 3, 2014 Share Posted November 3, 2014 Get yourself some nice oak shelves, mate. Really can't whack a nice oak shelf for books and CDs and things. Get yourself a nice set of drawers for keeping your t-shirts and socks in too. Maybe a beanbag, I've got one of them (leopard skin). Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zen Archer (Raconteur) Posted November 3, 2014 Share Posted November 3, 2014 Get yourself some nice oak shelves, mate. Really can't whack a nice oak shelf for books and CDs and things. Get yourself a nice set of drawers for keeping your t-shirts and socks in too. Maybe a beanbag, I've got one of them (leopard skin). If you keep t-shirts and socks in your drawers, where do you keep your drawers? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tom McB Posted November 3, 2014 Share Posted November 3, 2014 Good luck getting attractive women of any worth back to your midden.... Just because a gleaming shiny place impresses the chaps you bring back to your pied a terre does not mean that women, other than Guardianistas are impressed by this. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tom McB Posted November 3, 2014 Share Posted November 3, 2014 A "film poster" wall. Obviously if you've got a horrendous taste in films, don't bother - nobody wants to see a Transformers: Revenge Of The Fallen or Fast & Furious 5 poster. Have a couple of classics, a couple of cool looking posters from films you're not keen on (but they look cool), and some European arthouse cinema. The rest of the space should be nice looking posters from good films. 11"x17" is the ideal size. Good shout, I would have "L'annee dernier a Marienbad" and "Shichinin no Samurai". Gives that intellectual look for the ladies. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tom McB Posted November 3, 2014 Share Posted November 3, 2014 The Benchmark Impressive. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jimmy85 Posted November 3, 2014 Share Posted November 3, 2014 Learn to multi quote you cretin. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mambostaggie Posted November 3, 2014 Share Posted November 3, 2014 Reading this with interest as have just bought a house with the girlfriend and have been allocated a decent sized man cave. It's going to be the only part of the house have any say in! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MangoBroccoli Posted November 3, 2014 Share Posted November 3, 2014 A "film poster" wall. Obviously if you've got a horrendous taste in films, don't bother - nobody wants to see a Transformers: Revenge Of The Fallen or Fast & Furious 5 poster. Have a couple of classics, a couple of cool looking posters from films you're not keen on (but they look cool), and some European arthouse cinema. The rest of the space should be nice looking posters from good films. 11"x17" is the ideal size. And some inspirational posters: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sherrif John Bunnell Posted November 3, 2014 Share Posted November 3, 2014 A bed shaped like a racing car. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sweet Pete Posted November 3, 2014 Share Posted November 3, 2014 Marshall stack. I'm selling my Marshall amp stack if anyone wants one. Also my drums and my keyboard. I'm sure they would all look good in a bachelor pad. Or whatever other lies I need to peddle to sell them. Just shut up and buy my stuff. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tom McB Posted November 3, 2014 Share Posted November 3, 2014 Learn to multi quote you cretin. Replying to two different posters in relation to two different trains of thought? Cretin btw, nice touch, do the words swampy and spassy also appear in your lexicon of abuse? UKIPer found. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Richie95 Posted November 3, 2014 Share Posted November 3, 2014 A stuffed bear/ tiger rug, a room dedicated to your suits, a pool table, your own bar and a telescope (if your living in a flat it's a must along with a piano, which you will never play, but have only to show how great your pad is). Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HoBNob Posted November 3, 2014 Share Posted November 3, 2014 Bout time that someone figured out where Jimmy's political allegiance lay. I heard he likes Britain First on Facebook aswell... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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