Tom McB Posted November 2, 2014 Share Posted November 2, 2014 Don't do that....just don't. Don't do that....just don't. Yep out of a Parisian Bordello.. What is needed. Big feck off Tele, quality Hi fi. I would suggest that googling for man cave will yield other essentials. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tom McB Posted November 2, 2014 Share Posted November 2, 2014 A large suitcase.One needs somewhere to store the prozzies. Sex workers dear boy. Are you a lorry driver? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tom McB Posted November 2, 2014 Share Posted November 2, 2014 Bondage swing Set gallows Lives in Paisley, figures. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
doulikefish Posted November 2, 2014 Share Posted November 2, 2014 1 plate 1 fork 1 knife 1 spoon and a massive tv Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bing (2) Posted November 2, 2014 Share Posted November 2, 2014 Sex workers dear boy. Are you a lorry driver? Merryl Lynch employee methods.,,,, Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
th1stleandr0se Posted November 2, 2014 Share Posted November 2, 2014 An electric guitar on a stand. The thing looks good and promotes you to rock star. Learn to play one song for when you're asked then always decline to show off any more. A mate of mine did this successfully. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
itzdrk Posted November 2, 2014 Share Posted November 2, 2014 Get one of these Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sjc Posted November 2, 2014 Share Posted November 2, 2014 In my experience the "minimalist" look is best......easier to keep clean also. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mark Connolly Posted November 2, 2014 Share Posted November 2, 2014 a Scalextric Room. We have a winner Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tom McB Posted November 2, 2014 Share Posted November 2, 2014 In my experience the "minimalist" look is best......easier to keep clean also. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tom McB Posted November 2, 2014 Share Posted November 2, 2014 We have a winner Certainly well up on the list. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sjc Posted November 2, 2014 Share Posted November 2, 2014 A box of toys for when the ladies come round .And I don't mean matchbox cars . Clearly not thought this through. What lady would let you use a sex toy on her that wasn't her own?! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sjc Posted November 2, 2014 Share Posted November 2, 2014 In my experience the "minimalist" look is best......easier to keep clean also. Good luck getting attractive women of any worth back to your midden.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SodjesSixteenIncher Posted November 2, 2014 Share Posted November 2, 2014 Spare Lucozade under the bed is essential . Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
welshbairn Posted November 2, 2014 Share Posted November 2, 2014 Loads of burning candles everywhere, preferably smelly ones. Ladies get off on doing the dirty in a fire trap. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sjc Posted November 2, 2014 Share Posted November 2, 2014 Spare Lucozade under the bed is essential . I don't normally do fizzy drinks but very much this......I have emergency red bull in the fridge. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sjc Posted November 2, 2014 Share Posted November 2, 2014 Loads of burning candles everywhere, preferably smelly ones. Ladies get off on doing the dirty in a fire trap. Or you could just loosen her arsehole by putting "poppers" on the radiator...... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chomp my root Posted November 2, 2014 Share Posted November 2, 2014 Or you could just loosen her arsehole by putting "poppers" on the radiator...... Vodka is known to work also..... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sjc Posted November 2, 2014 Share Posted November 2, 2014 Aye, not too loose though. He doesn't want a dutch welcome mat. Very true. It's a tight rope man! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gaz FFC Posted November 2, 2014 Share Posted November 2, 2014 The biggest bitching Tele you can fit through your door. Followed by the loudest surround system you can afford. Get the Sky sports HD installed and your set. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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