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See when you look at that Fritzl dungeon plan, there's absolutely nae fucking chance the missus didn't know what was going on.

c**t was installing 300kg steel doors in his basement and the wife never noticed?

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I actually had a similar thought and so read up on the case after seeing the picture.

Apparently Mrs Fritzl also accepted that 3 children were abandoned on their doorstep on 3 separate occasions by the runaway daughter and she also accepted that all of the letters received from her daughter were genuine, when a church officer who didn't know her spotted them as being dictated nae bother.

Exactly the level of gullibility any man would want in a wife imo.

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Avoid the little articulated wooden artist's figures. They scream 'fanny'. Unless you're a Rush fan.

Laminate flooring should be avoided at all costs because of the dust bunnies. Get the poster with the girl in the tennis outfit scratching her arse. You can always explain it away as social commentary.

Antique poison bottles are cool, especially the blue ones.

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Avoid the little articulated wooden artist's figures. They scream 'fanny'. Unless you're a Rush fan.

Laminate flooring should be avoided at all costs because of the dust bunnies. Get the poster with the girl in the tennis outfit scratching her arse. You can always explain it away as social commentary.

Antique poison bottles are cool, especially the blue ones.

Clearly you would have the latest toy such as a robot vacuum cleaner like this.

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* duck and shark not included.

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How can it be that a man posts on Pie and Bovril that he lives on his own with a collection of dildo's, and three pages later he still hasn't been utterly panned for that?

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How can it be that a man posts on Pie and Bovril that he lives on his own with a collection of dildo's, and three pages later he still hasn't been utterly panned for that?

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How can it be that a man posts on Pie and Bovril that he lives on his own with a collection of dildo's, and three pages later he still hasn't been utterly panned for that?

My thoughts on the matter were, it's unlikely that any woman would find herself back there of her own free will anyway. Even if she was. it wouldn't be previous recipients that would be the main problem, but what he did with them when he was on his own.

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How can it be that a man posts on Pie and Bovril that he lives on his own with a collection of dildo's, and three pages later he still hasn't been utterly panned for that?

If you have never assaulted your prostate with a sex toy, then well my friend, you have not lived.

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