who's yer dadi Posted October 31, 2014 Share Posted October 31, 2014 The Titwood Bar on Nithsdale Road before Scotland V Croatia. My mate spilt a pint on a seat, and the mad bint came up to us later on and told us to drink up, get out and that we were 'barred'. Don't know if I'd get back in, don't care either as it was shit and we were about to leave anyway. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lichtie78 Posted October 31, 2014 Share Posted October 31, 2014 Burger King in Arbroath for calling the manager wifie a stupid cow for getting my order wrongThat's pretty impressive seeing as there isn't a Burger King in Arbroath Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monster Posted October 31, 2014 Share Posted October 31, 2014 I was banned from a pub in Troon for using Kareoke to slag someone off in the pub . Tell me that was Girvans?! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
the jambo-rocker Posted October 31, 2014 Share Posted October 31, 2014 I once got barred from a pub for a month, for spitting on one of the waitress' car. Bitch was lucky it wasn't her face tbh.* *Kidding Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Raithie Posted October 31, 2014 Share Posted October 31, 2014 Few stories: Got banned from Kitty's in KDY many years ago after clinking glasses with my mate and the glasses smashed. I didn't realise the guy that escorted us out the building was the manager and I was giving him verbals. We weren't thrown out the front door though, we were taken out some back door. This area is where the current smoking shelter is which wasn't there at this point. It was almost like a dark alley and I seen the guy radio the bouncers for assistance. Five huge men came round the corner and here was me and my mate standing there waiting to get a doing. Thankfully we swaggered past them and heehaw happened. Tried to get in week after week but was refused entry by a complete jobs worth bouncer. Once it was all done up they got new bouncers so getting in was no bother. My mate got a temporary ban from Spoons in KDY after downing 13 shots of Wray & Nephew (not all singles, couple of doubles and triples) and was that pished he was going up to the bar staff telling them he was seeing flashing lights and was convinced Aliens were coming to abduct him. The flashing lights he was seeing was folk taking pictures. I have never seen someone so blazed. Outside he was talking to a yellow bin that was attached to a lamp post thinking it was Spongebob Squarepants and started a fight with a car bonnet. Got a phone call the next day about 6pm and he still sounded pished. Another mate got barred from The Heritage in KDY after going up to do karaoke. His song of choice was Total Eclipse of The Heart however The Dan Band have covered this (complete some sweary words) so he went for that version unbeknown to the staff in the pub. The look on the DJ's face was priceless. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
port-ton Posted October 31, 2014 Share Posted October 31, 2014 13 shots of wray and nephew....f**k that. Brings back horrific memories of my younger days. It was always an easy and cheap way to catch up with your mates if they had been drinking before you arrived, but having it as a first drink of the night was torture and your mouth tasted like petrol the rest of the night. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RandomGuy. Posted October 31, 2014 Share Posted October 31, 2014 That stuffs horrendous. I had some drink with vodka tequila and tabasco sauce in it, downed it and promptly spewed at every doorway for about 400 yards, some kebab shop owner chased me up the street afterwards! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dee Man Posted October 31, 2014 Share Posted October 31, 2014 That stuffs horrendous. I had some drink with vodka tequila and tabasco sauce in it, downed it and promptly spewed at every doorway for about 400 yards, some kebab shop owner chased me up the street afterwards! Flatliners - fantastic drink. Tequila first then tabasco dripped on top to 'seal' the tequila in then vodka on top of that. Looking at the glass from the side is a flat red line between the drinks. Spent a full night on these alone and woke up hangover free although my arse was like the Japanese flag after my next bog visit. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Raithie Posted October 31, 2014 Share Posted October 31, 2014 13 shots of wray and nephew....f**k that. Brings back horrific memories of my younger days. It was always an easy and cheap way to catch up with your mates if they had been drinking before you arrived, but having it as a first drink of the night was torture and your mouth tasted like petrol the rest of the night. Indeed. I can't even smell the stuff anymore without wretching. I think my limit was 5. We used to have one as soon as we got to the pub and one before we left with a few inbetween. For a while you couldn't get this in the shops but it seems it's readily available now. My mate always proclaimed he enjoyed it however it was a typical shot to get you sloshed, nothing more. We only stumbled upon it when going through the drinks menu and looked for the strongest shot behind the bar. Even the bar staff would wince when we ordered it. We used to play a trick on people within our group. We'd go to the bar and order 1 shot of Wray & Nephew and X amount of shots of water and pick our victim. We'd sometimes do this for about 4 or 5 rounds and watch the person just slip into a state of pishedness. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jimmy85 Posted October 31, 2014 Share Posted October 31, 2014 Almondvale or whatever Livingstons ground is called these days and East End Park. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RH33 Posted October 31, 2014 Share Posted October 31, 2014 Banned from blythswood hotel in Glasgow! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Duszek Posted October 31, 2014 Share Posted October 31, 2014 I got a life ban from Woodend Bowling and Tennis Club in Jordanhill when I was 17. A litany of offences, but the two main ones were skateboarding on the hard tennis courts and launching a volley of fireworks at a party of bowlers. I was invited to an interview to discuss my behaviour. I showed up with a baseball bat and a friend dressed in a suit, who I introduced as my lawyer. Hey presto, banned for life. WHAT was I thinking in those days? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RandomGuy. Posted October 31, 2014 Share Posted October 31, 2014 Flatliners - fantastic drink. Tequila first then tabasco dripped on top to 'seal' the tequila in then vodka on top of that. Looking at the glass from the side is a flat red line between the drinks. Spent a full night on these alone and woke up hangover free although my arse was like the Japanese flag after my next bog visit. My mouth fills up at the thought Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chris McDonald Posted October 31, 2014 Share Posted October 31, 2014 The Titwood Bar on Nithsdale Road before Scotland V Croatia. My mate spilt a pint on a seat, and the mad bint came up to us later on and told us to drink up, get out and that we were 'barred'. Don't know if I'd get back in, don't care either as it was shit and we were about to leave anyway. That has to be the best name i've heard for a pub Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shandon Par Posted October 31, 2014 Share Posted October 31, 2014 A pal brought a couple of bottles of some even stronger, ranker Dominican Republic version of Wrey and Nephew back from his hols. We always enjoyed pretty debauched nights out but this stuff just supercharged one after caning a load of it with our girlfriends. Felt pickled drunk for days after drinking it. Can't begin to even post an edited version of the night out but it included being barred from the West Port in St Andrews (mainly male and female nudity related), a petrol station being shoplifted by a man (not me) in boxer shorts and a ladies fur coat, some poor sod being hauled out of bed by the police (mistaken ID), a vehicle being destroyed (mine), lots of angry, angry police, an angry farmer, some CCTV working, some not working. I turned myself in to the police the next day to confess to something I knew would soon land me in trouble anyway and somehow walked out again with no more than a telling off (don't worry - nothing that would have landed me on the register!). Moderation was never a big thing with me. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
banana Posted October 31, 2014 Share Posted October 31, 2014 I dont think ive ever been banned from anywhere. Mods, plz, some empathy. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dazzle Posted October 31, 2014 Share Posted October 31, 2014 Apex in Dundee, Styx Glenrothes and The Exchequer in Kirkcaldy at various points however I have been back into two out of three of them in recent times with no hassle. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sergeant Wilson Posted October 31, 2014 Share Posted October 31, 2014 Don't worry sweet cheeks I'll be gentle. This is the guy http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-scotland-tayside-central-16532405 You old name dropper! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
itzdrk Posted October 31, 2014 Share Posted October 31, 2014 Tell me that was Girvans?! It was not , it was the Lonny Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ned Nederlander Posted October 31, 2014 Share Posted October 31, 2014 I was kicked out of and barred from a motel in Kissimmee back in 1989 .... probably safe to return now though !? It was for trying to get into the wrong room then trying to kick the door in when it wouldn't open - when the police arrived I was asleep on top of someone elses car ! Lucky for me though one of the officers sent to arrest me was a British policewoman on an exchange thingy who realised that I was just a drunken Scot and not some drug fueled psycho ! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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