Bobby Skidmarks Posted October 30, 2014 Share Posted October 30, 2014 Is anyone barred from contact with kids Guy I went to college with was banned from unsupervised contact with women or girls under a certain age. I can't mind but he was a rapist junkie Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Addie Posted October 30, 2014 Share Posted October 30, 2014 Is anyone barred from contact with kids Guy I went to college with was banned from unsupervised contact with women or girls under a certain age. I can't mind but he was a rapist junkie Tae think. You have my phone number. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ya Bezzer! Posted October 30, 2014 Share Posted October 30, 2014 I was barred from that pizza place that was on Bath Street for a long time (Deep Pan Pizaa maybe?) after some of my friends had a food fight. I had nothing to do with it, I was at the toilets at the time. Utter injustice. They went out of business so the last laugh was on me. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ICTChris Posted October 30, 2014 Share Posted October 30, 2014 I got barred from the 147 club in Inverness for walking out with a pitcher of lager. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
itzdrk Posted October 30, 2014 Share Posted October 30, 2014 I was banned from a pub in Troon for using Kareoke to slag someone off in the pub . Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chomp my root Posted October 30, 2014 Share Posted October 30, 2014 I got barred from Greggs in Stenhousemuir. Went in one day for 3 things. The 2 females behind the counter were up to the usual - having a conversation and trying not to let customers disrupt it. Was asked what I wanted, gave her my list of 3 things while she was more intent on keeping the gossip going. She came back with one thing, and h ad to ask what the other 2 were. Informed her again. She came back with only one thing again, and asked if there was 'anything else'? I replied with the 1 item I still wanted "and your full attention would be lovely". Place froze over at that point, and the entire queue behind me went silent. I received my third item, paid what was due, and as I was leaving, a third burd, who I presume was the shop authority figure hollered "and please don;t come back, we don't need customers like you". I've been back since, several times. That's how I roll You can always say that was intentional I suppose. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
itzdrk Posted October 30, 2014 Share Posted October 30, 2014 Celebrity chef accused of tandoori tantrum and barred from his own restaurant. Details in today's @ayrshirepost https://twitter.com/ayrshirepost/status/527447225551835136 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bing (2) Posted October 30, 2014 Share Posted October 30, 2014 "I got barred from playing football for being a convicted racist" Yours etc A Tonev. Convicted? You sure? Anyhoo'....... Many, many pubs. And hotels. Tam o' shanter I think in great junction st. Old firm game, naebody in bar me and my mate and how was I to know the owner was a bun , ended in fisticuffs at the bus stop outside. Kings James Hotel.... Xmas night out, banned for life 3 years running. Year 1/ went up not down in lift at end of night, tried all the room doors trying to get out... Year 2/ large fight with Smiley's tyre fitters. Included a lift journey with one of them who thought we didn't know he was in the lift. Worst injury was a passerby. Year 3/ pot plants and glass doors don't mix well. Plenty others.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cardinal Richelieu Posted October 30, 2014 Share Posted October 30, 2014 I got barred from the 147 club in Inverness for walking out with a pitcher of lager. Opposite from me. I rattled the puggie in there, then when I took up their offer of cashing up my change at the bar, they whipped out an application form and withheld £40 from me for membership fees. Fucking charlatans Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mizfit Posted October 30, 2014 Share Posted October 30, 2014 The old kinnoull club in Perth done that to me the b*****ds. Watched me empty it then when I went to get notes and they told me I had to have a membership to play the puggy. Ended up arguing until I got my money I put in back then thrown out the function I was at. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cardinal Richelieu Posted October 30, 2014 Share Posted October 30, 2014 Hah. That's worse than me then. Got to keep my winnings minus "membership fee". There were only a couple of lassies behind the bar, but let's be honest, even they could have snapped me in half like a wet fag and that's before you consider the snarling yokels at the bar. Still, if anyone wants a free membership to an Inverness snooker club under the name "Go f**k Yourself Ya Robbing b*****ds" gis a shout. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cracowjambo Posted October 30, 2014 Share Posted October 30, 2014 Tae think. You have my phone number. Don't worry sweet cheeks I'll be gentle. This is the guy http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-scotland-tayside-central-16532405 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lyle Lanley Posted October 30, 2014 Share Posted October 30, 2014 Was banned from Tynecastle last season for running on the pitch. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Addie Posted October 30, 2014 Share Posted October 30, 2014 Don't worry sweet cheeks I'll be gentle. This is the guy http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-scotland-tayside-central-16532405 If I knew someone like that. I wouldn't be in a hurry to mention it - even online. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dee Man Posted October 30, 2014 Share Posted October 30, 2014 I, along with 9 others including a Dunfermline fan, got banned from Broadwood after the John Brown friendly but the board reversed it after realising what an arse they made of it. I wasn't in Scotland for the duration of it though and found out I was initially banned in a 1 bed room flat in eastern Poland. I was at that game to witness you mindless hooligans verbally abuse poor Bomber for the entire duration of your stay before your fully deserved ejection. Should've got a lifetime ban from all UK football stadia imo. And GordieBoy80 was spotted dishing it out as well. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hillonearth Posted October 30, 2014 Share Posted October 30, 2014 I think I was barred from Henry Healy's in Argyle St, although it shut before I ever tested the hypothesis by actually going back in. Was in one lunchtime with a guy I worked with - don't ask me why, must have been near the end of the month and we were skint - and I noticed they'd put up a big stainless steel sheet thing along the back wall. I mentioned it to my mate - unfortunately a bit louder than I intended: "Is that new, or have they just cleaned it?" Cue the entire contingent of shrill wee ned burds who worked there screaming virtually in unison "Fuckin' cheeky b*****d!" and pointing doorwards. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WeAreElgin Posted October 30, 2014 Share Posted October 30, 2014 Adolfo's chip shop in new elgin used to be a regular visit when I was in school due to it being close and me being a wee fat b*****d. The place was a total dive yet offered great self service features where you could put on your own salt and vinegar, or to relax you could play the puggy while some sweaty bloke contemplated his life choices in a lab coat. I thought it would be absolutely hilarious one day to unscrew the salt while nobody was looking much to my pal's dismay as his steak pie supper was positively fucked. I was told not to come back and they even reported me to the school. I don't know if it still exists but I'd like to think it was shut down by the council. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DAFC Posted October 30, 2014 Share Posted October 30, 2014 Massive retail park opened up near my mates house, used to go into all the shops and just be annoying little gits. Ringing the doorbells, messing about with trolleys, putting keyboards on demo mode, asking about stuff then not buying it, kicking balls off the metal door at the back. Eventually they lost patience and barred us. This resulted in us spending the summer ringing the deliveries bell at the back and running into the bushes and watching them take ages to open the massive metal shutter and swear and shout then close it again! We did this dozens of times until one day the police were hanging about and we stopped. Nearly got banned from Kwik Fit in the same park, asked a thunderc@nt of a manager where the alloy cleaner was and he showed me then said sneeringly "see the next time you want something, ask one of those guys over there" and pointed to the guy on the till. I lost it and dropped the cleaner on the floor and told him to pick it up and walked out. Heard some shouting dunno if I was banned, never went back. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dave Coaches Posted October 30, 2014 Share Posted October 30, 2014 Burger King in Arbroath for calling the manager wifie a stupid cow for getting my order wrong Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tamthebam Posted October 31, 2014 Share Posted October 31, 2014 My mate got banned from Meadowbank during the Blobby Hunter reign of terror. Except that it was the referee, a family friend of his, who had given him a complimentary ticket and after a wee word with the SFA the ban was quickly lifted... I threw up in a pub in Stirling once but legged it before I could get a ban. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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