Guest Moomintroll Posted June 20, 2019 Share Posted June 20, 2019 Hookers and ching. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dee Man Posted June 20, 2019 Share Posted June 20, 2019 1 hour ago, expatowner said: I’d like to be handcuffed and shackled and dragged along the road by a truck. You just have to say the word. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sigma Posted June 20, 2019 Share Posted June 20, 2019 Playing a VR game, and having a heart attack once my character dies. There is something intriguing about spending your last moments in a make-believe world. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rab B Nesbit Posted June 20, 2019 Share Posted June 20, 2019 Shortly after watching Liverpool win the European Cup I’ll happily drown in the raging sea of red dots ... -3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
8MileBU Posted June 20, 2019 Share Posted June 20, 2019 In Liz Hurley. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
highlandcowden Posted June 20, 2019 Share Posted June 20, 2019 2 hours ago, Rab B Nesbit said: Shortly after watching Liverpool win the European Cup I’ll happily drown in the raging sea of red dots ... cant find a "yawn" icon anyway,yawn 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Del79 Posted June 21, 2019 Share Posted June 21, 2019 https://www.express.co.uk/news/uk/563462/Brazilian-wandering-spider-bite-gives-men-four-hour-erection-in-Tesco-bananas 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rab B Nesbit Posted June 21, 2019 Share Posted June 21, 2019 (edited) 15 hours ago, Rab B Nesbit said: Shortly after watching Liverpool win the European Cup I’ll happily drown in the raging sea of red dots ... Edited June 21, 2019 by Rab B Nesbit -4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tongue_tied_danny Posted June 21, 2019 Share Posted June 21, 2019 Rasputin was poisoned, shot and then drowned. That's how I want to go. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shandon Par Posted June 21, 2019 Share Posted June 21, 2019 4 minutes ago, tongue_tied_danny said: Rasputin was poisoned, shot and then drowned. That's how I want to go. It was a shame how he carried on. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tongue_tied_danny Posted June 21, 2019 Share Posted June 21, 2019 48 minutes ago, Shandon Par said: It was a shame how he carried on. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Joe Terrapin Posted June 21, 2019 Share Posted June 21, 2019 Not that I've given it much thought but; Having received devastating news from the hospital/doctor/clinic I happen upon an unfortunate incident terrorist attack/cat stuck up tree/child drowning where I sacrifice my life to save life/child etc (not cat as I fucking hate them). They will thereafter interview my neighbours/ex school mates/ work colleagues and everyone will say what a great guy I was. I will then get burned in a cardboard box on a bonfire in a Glasgow scheme to give the young scalliwags something to do on a Wednesday night. Can't wait.......... 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sergeant Wilson Posted June 21, 2019 Share Posted June 21, 2019 4 minutes ago, Joe Terrapin said: Not that I've given it much thought but; Having received devastating news from the hospital/doctor/clinic I happen upon an unfortunate incident terrorist attack/cat stuck up tree/child drowning where I sacrifice my life to save life/child etc (not cat as I fucking hate them). They will thereafter interview my neighbours/ex school mates/ work colleagues and everyone will say what a great guy I was. I will then get burned in a cardboard box on a bonfire in a Glasgow scheme to give the young scalliwags something to do on a Wednesday night. Can't wait.......... Neither can we. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Granny Danger Posted June 21, 2019 Share Posted June 21, 2019 (edited) In my bed at the age of 80* with a bellyful of wine and a girl’s mouth around my cock. * Cue not long to go posts. Edited June 21, 2019 by Granny Danger 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ICTJohnboy Posted June 21, 2019 Share Posted June 21, 2019 I'll probably peg out while ascending the north face of Mt Everest. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sergeant Wilson Posted June 21, 2019 Share Posted June 21, 2019 2 minutes ago, ICTJohnboy said: I'll probably peg out while ascending the north face of Mt Everest. More likely running back down to tell someone you did it. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cosmic Joe Posted June 21, 2019 Share Posted June 21, 2019 I quite fancy doing what my Great Grandfather did and pegging it at a fitba match. The old lad managed to secure an obituary in the Dundee Evening Telegraph by having a heart attack watching his beloved Lochee Harp. "Overcome by excitement at Glenesk Park last night... ... ..." 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dee Man Posted June 21, 2019 Share Posted June 21, 2019 2 hours ago, Granny Danger said: In my bed at the age of 80* with a bellyful of wine and a girl’s mouth around my cock. * Cue not long to go posts. A girl you say? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Raidernation Posted June 21, 2019 Share Posted June 21, 2019 Over celebrating Aberdeen’s next, THIRD, European trophy win [emoji4]Obviously I’m planning to be immortal [emoji106][emoji23] 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Melanius Mullarkey Posted June 22, 2019 Share Posted June 22, 2019 Hung, drawn and 0.142857ed. Lets see the c***s trying to work that one out. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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