itzdrk Posted October 26, 2014 Author Share Posted October 26, 2014 To close off a wonderful conference it is time to announce our manifesto for the upcoming electionContents1. Policies for the Improvement of Pie and Bovril1.1. Sponsorship of the SPFL1.2. The Dryhorce-Bin.1.3. Head's Gone Hall of Fame2. Policies for the improvement of Media2.1. The Daily Record2.2. Clyde Super Scoreboard2.3. Jackie Bird2.4. Horror porn channel on freeview2.5. SPFL TV2.6. Gordon VL3. Policies for the improvement of Scottish Football3.1. Junior football3.2. Beige Card3.3. Enforcers3.4. Season Tickets 3.4.1 Home Only 3.4.2 Away Only 3.4.3 Full Season3.5. Points deductions 3.5.1 Toilet Facilities 3.5.2 Restricted Views3.6. Away Fans3.7. Re-introduction of alcohol at Scottish football3.8. The Scottish Cup3.9. Stewarding Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
itzdrk Posted October 28, 2014 Author Share Posted October 28, 2014 Scottish Football minister position still available Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ya Bezzer! Posted October 29, 2014 Share Posted October 29, 2014 I'm not sure I can take this party seriously when there are so many inherent contradictions in your policies. For instance how can you be pro horror porn and yet anti Junior football? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
itzdrk Posted October 31, 2014 Author Share Posted October 31, 2014 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Spain Posted October 31, 2014 Share Posted October 31, 2014 I'm intrigued by this. Is this an Addie-esque appointment? Or just an honestrae? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
itzdrk Posted October 31, 2014 Author Share Posted October 31, 2014 I'm not sure I can take this party seriously when there are so many inherent contradictions in your policies. For instance how can you be pro horror porn and yet anti Junior football? what Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sjc Posted November 11, 2014 Share Posted November 11, 2014 You're wasted with these Political jokers itzdrk..... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Addie Posted November 11, 2014 Share Posted November 11, 2014 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
J_Stewart Posted November 11, 2014 Share Posted November 11, 2014 I've always said that Derek was a future Mr Boom! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
itzdrk Posted November 12, 2014 Author Share Posted November 12, 2014 Calling the YSU a one man band? incorrect of course but if it were true it would clearly make me the most voted for politician Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Spain Posted November 12, 2014 Share Posted November 12, 2014 Calling the YSU a one man band? incorrect of course but if it were true it would clearly make me the most voted for politician It's essentially true. Ginge & Chris both held your maracas for an evening, that's all. But yeah, you probably were the most voted for politician. Getting all your mates on Facebook to do that helps though Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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