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We live in the age of shit haircuts. People look at Cristiano Ronaldo, Brad Pitt, David Beckham, or some other celebrity and say "I really want a haircut like that, even though I'll probably end up looking like Phil from Rugrats or that c**t Macklemore". Now some people can pull off that haircut but most can't.

Here's Craig Reid as an example.

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http://wundergroundmusic.com/government-announce-cull-of-men-with-stupid-topknot-hairstyle/

Something even worse is coming. The "top knot". Let us pray that it doesn't achieve widespread popularity.

Seen a fair chunk of people with this doo in Glasgow past few weeks. I blame TOWIE for these spice boy cuntish cuts.

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Follow it up with: a really tight t-shirt with tiny sleeves, incredibly skinny and faded blue denim jeans and a pair of black, Nike trainers.

1/2 sleeves worth of tatttoos and a Nandos loyalty card to really go the full whack.

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Follow it up with: a really tight t-shirt with tiny sleeves, incredibly skinny and faded blue denim jeans and a pair of black, Nike trainers.

1/2 sleeves worth of tatttoos and a Nandos loyalty card to really go the full whack.

Weird how my generation is nearly a opposite reality than today's.

Adidas trainers (not NIKE)

Baggy/Flared Jeans (not skinny)

Normal sized shirts/t-shirts/jaikets. (not tiny)

Chippy (nae Nandos)

Tattoos were never ever sleeves.

Ahhh the '90s.

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We live in the age of shit haircuts. People look at Cristiano Ronaldo, Brad Pitt, David Beckham, or some other celebrity and say "I really want a haircut like that, even though I'll probably end up looking like Phil from Rugrats or that c**t Macklemore". Now some people can pull off that haircut but most can't.

Here's Craig Reid as an example.

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We live in the age of shit haircuts. People look at Cristiano Ronaldo, Brad Pitt, David Beckham, or some other celebrity and say "I really want a haircut like that, even though I'll probably end up looking like Phil from Rugrats or that c**t Macklemore". Now some people can pull off that haircut but most can't.

Here's Craig Reid as an example.

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Hold on a sec, £2.0m for Craig F*cking Reid? Are they high?

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We live in the age of shit haircuts. People look at Cristiano Ronaldo, Brad Pitt, David Beckham, or some other celebrity and say "I really want a haircut like that, even though I'll probably end up looking like Phil from Rugrats or that c**t Macklemore". Now some people can pull off that haircut but most can't.

Here's Craig Reid as an example.

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He's an insufferable c**t. The haircut matches really.

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We live in the age of shit haircuts. People look at Cristiano Ronaldo, Brad Pitt, David Beckham, or some other celebrity and say "I really want a haircut like that, even though I'll probably end up looking like Phil from Rugrats or that c**t Macklemore". Now some people can pull off that haircut but most can't.

Here's Craig Reid as an example.

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It looks even worse on folk who apply liberal amounts of gel or wax to it just to keep it flat. Gives it a weird, wet look that makes it look like they've stuck a cowpat on their heads.

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