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Lindzi James Tyger Drew-Honey

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Tyger_Drew-Honey

Drew-Honey was born in Epsom, Surrey, the son of pornographic actor and director Simon James Honey and pornographic actress Linzi Drew.[2] He was educated at Danes Hill School[1] and Epsom College.[3]

So literally all of his name is a mash-up of porn star names. I bet that made him popular at school.

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Wife is due on 7th December, so we're thinking Ebola or ISIL which we could use if it were a boy or a girl. Yewtree has a nice ring to it too. Being nearly a Christmas baby, naming him/her "Jesus H Christ" might kill two birds.

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7 December is the anniversary of Pearl Harbour. It's also the birthday of Mike Nolan (Bucks Fizz), Colin Hendry and Theo Snelders.

I would go with Snelders Harbour Hendry Bucks-Fizz Swarley. The bairn will thank you for that.

I think Jordan/Katie Price already has a kid with that name, thanks though.

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Wife is due on 7th December, so we're thinking Ebola or ISIL which we could use if it were a boy or a girl. Yewtree has a nice ring to it too. Being nearly a Christmas baby, naming him/her "Jesus H Christ" might kill two birds.

Why not do the mad football fan thing and name her/him Queenie/Quentin Ophelia/Oberon Twinkle/Tbone Swarley or sub your favourite players with names begiining with QOT. Although Palmerston-Terregles Swarley sounds a bit posh.
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7 December is the anniversary of Pearl Harbour. It's also the birthday of Mike Nolan (Bucks Fizz), Colin Hendry and Theo Snelders.

I would go with Snelders Harbour Hendry Bucks-Fizz Swarley. The bairn will thank you for that.

Hirohito and Roosevelt need to be in there as well.

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