itzdrk Posted September 29, 2014 Share Posted September 29, 2014 Im willing to chip in to help reach the target of £19.22 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
vikingTON Posted September 29, 2014 Share Posted September 29, 2014 I hear he's been reduced to dragging his tired old act around the Working Men's Clubs of Inverclyde - paid in beer and by being allowed to pass a bucket around at the end of the evening. The adverts outside the Clubs are using the strap line from his signature to try to pull in the punters, so far without much success as nobody in Inverclyde knows what influential means. He's apparently trying to raise the funds to buy himself a thesaurus but he's only raised £2.36 to date, but he's quoted to have been, to coin a phrase, "unlucky". And only after that humiliation, did Paul Slane sign for a laughing stock like Ayr United. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Thumper Posted September 30, 2014 Share Posted September 30, 2014 Just like HB on the indyref forum, even if he ends up being right everyone will look back and laugh at VT mashing his fists against his keyboard at rage at people defying his completely watertight odds-based prognostication. What were the odds on Morten getting relegated at the start of last season? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ek boy Posted October 1, 2014 Share Posted October 1, 2014 Paul is a really humble guy. He played a few trialist games for lowland team this season and he was miles ahead. Boy has so much ability and has been training full Time with Motherwell till recently. I'm sure he will be a great addition for Ayr. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
vikingTON Posted February 2, 2015 Share Posted February 2, 2015 Great signing I reckon. As his fitness improves he'll stand out at this level and will step up again no bother. Hopefully with us. Just over four months later in the same season: released, as not even being good enough for hapless, relegation-battling minnows Ayr United. You've certainly got an eye for a player. Not that this is the only example of abject failure in this thread, naturally: Top of the league. Unbeaten against Morten without conceding = pleasing. Bookies mean hee haw. Back in your box! So tell me, how's that working out for you? Morton to fail but sneak past Dunfermline through the play-offs as Ayr United, with full time status and new owner, finish top of a tight top 4. Odds that, bookies! Presumably they've closed that book already. What were the odds on Morten getting relegated at the start of last season? Certainly lower that the 1500/1 odds being offered on your rabble to win the league now. Gutted for you, once again. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Somerset Posted February 2, 2015 Share Posted February 2, 2015 Just checking, that's the hapless minnows you can't beat? Ayr's current situation, like most things in lower league Scottish football are, is cyclic. I'll probably be chucking money in a bucket outside Cappielow sometime in the future. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pure Mental Posted February 2, 2015 Share Posted February 2, 2015 ---------------- 9. Ayr United ---------------- Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hawk89 Posted February 2, 2015 Share Posted February 2, 2015 Lol Morton. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Somerset Posted February 2, 2015 Share Posted February 2, 2015 ---------------- 9. Ayr United ---------------- No shit Sherlock, really? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
vikingTON Posted February 2, 2015 Share Posted February 2, 2015 Just checking, that's the hapless minnows you can't beat? Doesn't look like we'll need to either: thanks for playing anyway. Ayr's current situation, like most things in lower league Scottish football are, is cyclic. 11 consecutive years spent in Morton's long, cold dark shadow. IA period in which you were relegated four times. No league titles for 18 years. No top flight football for 37 years. No major trophy wins in the entire existence of your club. A "cyclic" pattern then, only in the sense that your side shuffle along pointlessly from abject failure to yet another abject failure. Gutted for you. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Somerset Posted February 2, 2015 Share Posted February 2, 2015 What a waste of your time. Being a supporter, i'm well aware of the history of the club. Nice to see we agree however. I've started a collection of 2p pieces for the inevitable implosion Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
diegomarahenry Posted February 2, 2015 Share Posted February 2, 2015 What a waste of your time. Being a supporter, i'm well aware of the history of the club. Nice to see we agree however. I've started a collection of 2p pieces for the inevitable implosion Ignore him, his tedious trolling inevitably results in a massive backfire when Morten make a massive arse of things......meaning he has to sit and stew on his "witty bantz" until he thinks the coast is clear and people forget about Rowan Vine, Garry O'Conner, Kenny Shields, shipping 10 (ten) goals to Hamilton, Getting pumped out the cup to a lowland league team (and these are only this years) At least for the last three months he's been able to vent his built up sexual tension on the Ayr threads, it is almost like a care in the community project for him Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pogo1910 Posted February 2, 2015 Share Posted February 2, 2015 Ignore him, his tedious trolling inevitably results in a massive backfire when Morten make a massive arse of things......meaning he has to sit and stew on his "witty bantz" until he thinks the coast is clear and people forget about Rowan Vine, Garry O'Conner, Kenny Shields, shipping 10 (ten) goals to Hamilton, Getting pumped out the cup to a lowland league team (and these are only this years) At least for the last three months he's been able to vent his built up sexual tension on the Ayr threads, it is almost like a care in the community project for him His balls will drop soon and he will start to get a tingly feeling in them when he looks at girls (or boys whatever floats his boat) then he still start to w**k over them rather than a team who the majority of his fellow fans dont give a toss about. He does sometimes make me regret that 50p donation all those years ago when his team had the begging bowl out like Oliver Twist........Something else Morton have done that Ayr United haven't. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
itzdrk Posted February 2, 2015 Share Posted February 2, 2015 In non VT news, thank f**k he is gone Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
vikingTON Posted February 2, 2015 Share Posted February 2, 2015 What a waste of your time. Being a supporter, i'm well aware of the history of the club. Nice to see we agree however. I've started a collection of 2p pieces for the inevitable implosion Then why did you falsely claim that it was cyclical, when in fact you have had no success of note whatsoever? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SheldonCooper Posted February 2, 2015 Share Posted February 2, 2015 Then why did you falsely claim that it was cyclical, when in fact you have had no success of note whatsoever? Reeling out the old material. Must be a boring day. digging out the old topics for a troll. Yawn!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Meathead Posted February 2, 2015 Share Posted February 2, 2015 His balls will drop soon and he will start to get a tingly feeling in them when he looks at girls (or boys whatever floats his boat) then he still start to w**k over them rather than a team who the majority of his fellow fans dont give a toss about. He does sometimes make me regret that 50p donation all those years ago when his team had the begging bowl out like Oliver Twist........Something else Morton have done that Ayr United haven't. Perhaps we'd be able to avoid this tiresome process entirely were it not for people such as yourself getting so obviously wound up by him that they resort to making embarrassing personal attacks on a complete stranger on the internet. Just a thought. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PeterPrice Posted February 2, 2015 Share Posted February 2, 2015 In non VT news, thank f**k he is gone Agreed, stealing a wage. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
diegomarahenry Posted February 2, 2015 Share Posted February 2, 2015 In non VT news, thank f**k he is gone He wasn't high enough on my radar to even care that much if he stayed or went, been a no show, not done anything good or bad in the brief appearances he has had for the club to be remembered by and as one of the senior pro's that isn't good enough, McCall has done well to get him out the door early. Wondering how similar this period is going to be to Reids first few weeks in charge where he got rid of players pretty quickly that weren't up to the fight ETA...just remembered Slane got sent off against Airdrie....so one moment in his time at Ayr I can remember Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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