vikingTON Posted September 26, 2014 Share Posted September 26, 2014 By all means, put your savings on Morton at a steady 4/1. Although I'm not sure the likes of Willie Hill and Coral accept giro slips and empty promises. Maybe self esteem? Oh wait you're from Greenock. That'll be a straightforward 'no' to Ayr being more likely to win a league than Morton then: underneath all those wild attempts at deflection. Thanks for playing anyway. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
callum-ayr Posted September 26, 2014 Share Posted September 26, 2014 That'll be a straightforward 'no' to Ayr being more likely to win a league than Morton then: underneath all those wild attempts at deflection. Thanks for playing anyway. Come may we'll see who's top. I'd put money on it not being Morton. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AUFC 1910 Posted September 26, 2014 Share Posted September 26, 2014 Morton to fail but sneak past Dunfermline through the play-offs as Ayr United, with full time status and new owner, finish top of a tight top 4. Odds that, bookies! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Johnny Martins Willy Posted September 26, 2014 Share Posted September 26, 2014 Dunfermline will have the cigars out by March. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
vikingTON Posted September 26, 2014 Share Posted September 26, 2014 Come may we'll see who's top. I'd put money on it not being Morton. But still won't put money on it being Ayr, despite your collective tears and snotters about being a lowly third favourite. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
callum-ayr Posted September 26, 2014 Share Posted September 26, 2014 But still won't put money on it being Ayr, despite your collective tears and snotters about being a lowly third favourite. What do you take in that dreamland of yours? It must be strong stuff. Quote me saying Ayr will win the league or similar. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
itzdrk Posted September 26, 2014 Share Posted September 26, 2014 I thought he signed to some diddy highland team? He was on loan to us when we were in the 1st division and was pretty bang average. He signed with BSC in the Lowland Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
itzdrk Posted September 26, 2014 Share Posted September 26, 2014 Not sure whether VT is better than this or not either way it is tragic Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cliche Guevara Posted September 26, 2014 Share Posted September 26, 2014 But still won't put money on it being Ayr, despite your collective tears and snotters about being a lowly third favourite. Hang on a minute, the original post stated Ayr may not win the league but Morton certainly won't. No Ayr fan is committing to us winning the league. What we are committing to is Morton won't. If you disagree then the onus is clearly on you to put your life savings on Morton being Champions, not any Ayr fan putting our life savings on something we've not claimed will happen. If not, etc... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
vikingTON Posted September 26, 2014 Share Posted September 26, 2014 Hang on a minute, the original post stated Ayr may not win the league but Morton certainly won't. No Ayr fan is committing to us winning the league. What we are committing to is Morton won't. If you disagree then the onus is clearly on you to put your life savings on Morton being Champions, not any Ayr fan puting our life savings on something we've not claimed will happen. If not, etc... Nope, it was in fact your tear-stained chump fan, who declared that the bookies odds meant nothing. Because they, rightly, have placed Ayr in the plucky minnow category, well beneath the credible challengers. The bet to prove that the bookies have it wrong is still forthcoming. I'm not the one challenging the bookies; thanks for playing anyway. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
itzdrk Posted September 26, 2014 Share Posted September 26, 2014 well beneath the credible challengers. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cliche Guevara Posted September 26, 2014 Share Posted September 26, 2014 Nope, it was in fact your tear-stained chump fan, who declared that the bookies odds meant nothing. Because they, rightly, have placed Ayr in the plucky minnow category, well beneath the credible challengers. The bet to prove that the bookies have it wrong is still forthcoming. I'm not the one challenging the bookies; thanks for playing anyway. Nah, you know fine saying Ayr have more chance than Morton is not the same as saying Ayr will win it. Stranraer have more chance of winning it than Stirling but I woudn't be putting any money on them either. You're welcome. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
vikingTON Posted September 27, 2014 Share Posted September 27, 2014 Indeed; despite that monumental handicap of having a tactical dinosaur at the helm, the bookies still rate Morton as being twice as likely to win the title than plucky minnows like Ayr or indeed Forfar. Much like the recent referendum campaign, crying about the probability-driven odds doesn't actually change the outcome. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jam Posted September 27, 2014 Share Posted September 27, 2014 Fucking hell. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
placidcasual Posted September 27, 2014 Share Posted September 27, 2014 Pretty clear to all that vT has now jumped the shark, and has became a complete parody of himself. Sad times for a former heavyweight poster. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AUFC 1910 Posted September 27, 2014 Share Posted September 27, 2014 Pretty clear to all that vT has now jumped the shark, and has became a complete parody of himself. Sad times for a former heavyweight poster. Sad times indeed Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SheldonCooper Posted September 27, 2014 Share Posted September 27, 2014 Indeed; despite that monumental handicap of having a tactical dinosaur at the helm, the bookies still rate Morton as being twice as likely to win the title than plucky minnows like Ayr or indeed Forfar. Much like the recent referendum campaign, crying about the probability-driven odds doesn't actually change the outcome. Both minnows are above Morten. Pleasing indeed Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
paulbrucerick Posted September 28, 2014 Share Posted September 28, 2014 Pretty clear to all that vT has now jumped the shark, and has became a complete parody of himself. Sad times for a former heavyweight poster. I used to like the Fonz, it is sad that he has become a predictable parody! Sad times indeed! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Yid_in_Exiile Posted September 29, 2014 Share Posted September 29, 2014 I hear he's been reduced to dragging his tired old act around the Working Men's Clubs of Inverclyde - paid in beer and by being allowed to pass a bucket around at the end of the evening. The adverts outside the Clubs are using the strap line from his signature to try to pull in the punters, so far without much success as nobody in Inverclyde knows what influential means. He's apparently trying to raise the funds to buy himself a thesaurus but he's only raised £2.36 to date, but he's quoted to have been, to coin a phrase, "unlucky". Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
paulbrucerick Posted September 29, 2014 Share Posted September 29, 2014 I hear he's been reduced to dragging his tired old act around the Working Men's Clubs of Inverclyde - paid in beer and by being allowed to pass a bucket around at the end of the evening. The adverts outside the Clubs are using the strap line from his signature to try to pull in the punters, so far without much success as nobody in Inverclyde knows what influential means. He's apparently trying to raise the funds to buy himself a thesaurus but he's only raised £2.36 to date, but he's quoted to have been, to coin a phrase, "unlucky". I'm sure he will make a go of it, the champ that he is! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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