RoversMad Posted October 3, 2014 Share Posted October 3, 2014 Flying spiders ARE real. They were the first to build silk parachutes. ETA also, some of them live in the jetstream so they can travel much faster than 100Mph. They're too fast to run from. yeah that's me done with this thread I think... 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scotfree Posted October 3, 2014 Share Posted October 3, 2014 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ScotlandGer Posted October 3, 2014 Share Posted October 3, 2014 This reminded me of one of my fav. Red Dwarf bits. In space, they can't hear you scream. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hedgecutter Posted October 9, 2014 Share Posted October 9, 2014 Clever girl Next they'll be building fortresses in your spare room... 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DAFC Posted October 13, 2014 Share Posted October 13, 2014 http://www.mirror.co.uk/news/uk-news/backpacker-brings-back-three-inch-leech-4424163 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cults_sheep Posted October 13, 2014 Share Posted October 13, 2014 http://www.mirror.co.uk/news/uk-news/backpacker-brings-back-three-inch-leech-4424163 To be fair, you could fit half of Asia up her nose and she probably wouldn't notice. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nsr Posted October 13, 2014 Share Posted October 13, 2014 Adding Vietnam to the list of countries not to visit. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheLip69 Posted October 13, 2014 Share Posted October 13, 2014 Which is why, even though it's basically a fucking paradise, Australia sucks the big one. I've been twice and spent the entire time convinced there was something underneath ever single thing I touched that was going to eat me. Why the F*CK did you go back??? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
H_B Posted October 13, 2014 Share Posted October 13, 2014 There's a pretty beastly spider that's currently living in the wing mirror of my car. I can't get near it without taking the glass out of the wing mirror which would be a hassle for me. So instead, every morning, I have to go round the outside of the car breaking its newly formed mansion web. I've had a spider living in the passenger wing mirror of every car I've had (not the same one I am fairly sure). I made a tentative attempt to hose the first one I found out, but now we live in peace. I respected its ability to hang in there and I quite like Scottish spiders, as I know they aren't trying to kill me. Spiders are good. Apart from furriner nasty ones. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheLip69 Posted October 13, 2014 Share Posted October 13, 2014 I'd probably ride a spider If the dick fits! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
H_B Posted October 13, 2014 Share Posted October 13, 2014 (edited) Snakes however, I'm properly terrified of. Anyone who keeps snakes as pets (or spiders for that matter) is a proper nutcase. Edited October 13, 2014 by H_B 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
forever_blue Posted October 13, 2014 Author Share Posted October 13, 2014 Adding Vietnam to the list of countries not to visit. you werent even there man ^^^^^^ me after thinking back over my various incidents with spiders of all sizes over the last few weeks 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
forever_blue Posted October 13, 2014 Author Share Posted October 13, 2014 I quite like Scottish spiders, as I know they aren't trying to kill me. thats what they want you to think. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
H_B Posted October 13, 2014 Share Posted October 13, 2014 thats what they want you to think. They know I'm a useful ally in the coming war with snakedom. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Swarley Posted October 13, 2014 Share Posted October 13, 2014 Snakes however, I'm properly terrified of. Anyone who keeps snakes as pets (or spiders for that matter) is a proper nutcase. Don't read this story then! Massive snake caught near Newcastle (Australia) 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
H_B Posted October 13, 2014 Share Posted October 13, 2014 Don't read this story then! Massive snake caught near Newcastle (Australia) I'm definitely not going to. I've had my snakefill with the various ones of snakes eating alligators, sharks and killer whales whole. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nsr Posted October 13, 2014 Share Posted October 13, 2014 Wonder if she's checked her fanny recently? "That's weird, I don't remember putting a tampon in this morning..." 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Swarley Posted October 16, 2014 Share Posted October 16, 2014 Bali spider burrows under Aussie's chest 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
forever_blue Posted October 16, 2014 Author Share Posted October 16, 2014 Hey guys, here's a picture of me holding a tarantula in Butterfly World today you bunch of blouses. i Have held a snake before and it did not bother me in the slightest, try and get me to hold even a house spider and it is a different story. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shandon Par Posted October 16, 2014 Share Posted October 16, 2014 I'll have a hunt on my computer for the pics but some tenants in a flat in Gorgie (yes, Gorgie in Edinburgh) emailed me pictures of a big snake coming out of their toilet a few years back. Turns out it was a corn snake - harmless enough but still a proper big snake. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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