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To be honest mate, it was kind of wandering about aimlessly, the missus let it go back in to the wild.

It might be on it's way to your house.....

to your house.....

to your house.....

to your house.....

to your house.....

I am on stand to as we speak

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There's one on my bathroom ceiling at the moment................right above where I stand to take a shower.

Picture please....

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Och it's just a wee toty one. Nothing special.

The spider, I mean.

Wee know what you mean, best way to do this is to get your wife/burd in the shower then post a picture.

Just for scientific purposes of course.

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I wish I hadn't opened this thread I'm paranoid as f**k now. I seen one earlier after reading the spider thread decided to go against my better judgement and let it live.

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Wee know what you mean, best way to do this is to get your wife/burd in the shower then post a picture.

Just for scientific purposes of course.

If you can get yer wife and yer burd in their at the same time then that would be even better

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One of them tried to sneak up behind me last night, saw it out the corner of my eye before it could get me. Got the biggest book I could find and smashed the f**k out of it, then a big daddy long legs came in and tried to start. U WOT M8, that was him dead.

Can't hack these spider sneak attacks though, why can't they just appear on the other side of the room so there's time to get away.

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Might get a couple of centipedes and train them like attack dogs.

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One of them tried to sneak up behind me last night, saw it out the corner of my eye before it could get me. Got the biggest book I could find and smashed the f**k out of it, then a big daddy long legs came in and tried to start. U WOT M8, that was him dead.

Can't hack these spider sneak attacks though, why can't they just appear on the other side of the room so there's time to get away.

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Might get a couple of centipedes and train them like attack dogs.

Daddy long legs aren't the enemy; they are the sound c***s of the creepy crawly world. They dance about, give you a wee laugh at how dottled they seem and just go about eating up the smaller insects.

Spiders are sneaky, insidious b*****ds.

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Daddy long legs aren't the enemy; they are the sound c***s of the creepy crawly world. They dance about, give you a wee laugh at how dottled they seem and just go about eating up the smaller insects.

Spiders are sneaky, insidious b*****ds.

Daddy Longlegs are spiders in Australia and supposedly extremely poisonous but their fangs are too short to bite humans.

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Daddy long legs aren't the enemy; they are the sound c***s of the creepy crawly world. They dance about, give you a wee laugh at how dottled they seem and just go about eating up the smaller insects.

Spiders are sneaky, insidious b*****ds.

Nope, na, f**k that. Daddy Long Legs are horrific fuckers who always want to f**k you in the face and generally creep you out. Kill 'em all.

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Caught this big b****** the other night and let him go into the garden.

I'm worried he'll come back, and be angry.

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Daddy Longlegs are spiders in Australia and supposedly extremely poisonous but their fangs are too short to bite humans.

Thought that was a myth?

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Seen a few of these in the last few days...not a good sight, these fucker bite & don't let go.

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Mrs Slippery got bitten about 7 years ago, had to first, snap if off just leaving the head & fangs, then hospital time to get it surgically removed, big scar on the back of her leg, size of a old 50p

It appears to have bitten IRS from early 90s wrestling in the second photo. Edited by The OP

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