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On 25/12/2018 at 03:45, SlipperyP said:

Could you not with your new special powers, have every time spider is typed @KnightswoodBear is substituted with said word?

 

Might cause some confusion when he keeps being redirected to QP threads. 

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Black Widow in Tayside

A Tayside man was confronted by one of the most venomous spiders in the world “inches” from his face while working at his Tealing home.

John Blain was taking advantage of the Christmas holidays to refurbish his “beautiful” 1965 Ford Mustang – imported from San Jose, California, in March 2018 – in one of his sheds on Wednesday, January 2.

While working on the classic muscle car’s back brakes he noticed a “shiny black” spider in the wheel arch. Being used to spiders in his shed, he continued working on the car with the arachnid “about an-inch-and-a-half” from his face.

https://www.thecourier.co.uk/fp/news/local/angus-mearns/795794/venomous-black-widows-and-egg-nest-discovered-on-angus-mans-imported-american-muscle-car/

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On 05/01/2019 at 14:42, Melanius Mullarkey said:

Black Widow in Tayside

A Tayside man was confronted by one of the most venomous spiders in the world “inches” from his face while working at his Tealing home.

John Blain was taking advantage of the Christmas holidays to refurbish his “beautiful” 1965 Ford Mustang – imported from San Jose, California, in March 2018 – in one of his sheds on Wednesday, January 2.

While working on the classic muscle car’s back brakes he noticed a “shiny black” spider in the wheel arch. Being used to spiders in his shed, he continued working on the car with the arachnid “about an-inch-and-a-half” from his face.

https://www.thecourier.co.uk/fp/news/local/angus-mearns/795794/venomous-black-widows-and-egg-nest-discovered-on-angus-mans-imported-american-muscle-car/

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https://www.bbc.com/news/amp/world-australia-37481251?__twitter_impression=true
Man bitten by spider.  On his penis.
Again.
[mention=9645]KnightswoodBear[/mention]
I really hope it was the same spider, I also like the fact that the hospital were citing patient privacy even though he is clearly happy to talk to all and sundry about the bladdy mongrils.
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Once ok I can believe that. Twice? Really? He's obviously some sort of sexual deviant.
Swarley, stop being bitter because they don't hang around your dunny.
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