Hedgecutter Posted October 7, 2016 Share Posted October 7, 2016 5 hours ago, King Dom's Moustache said: Mrs KDM stumbled across a nest the other day. Don't think I've ever had the fear as much in my life as I did when I seen that was in my Fucking bedroom. Is that a stain? Looks like the spider pished itself laughing at your fear. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Ginger Prince Posted October 7, 2016 Share Posted October 7, 2016 That is its web you horrible man. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zen Archer (Raconteur) Posted October 7, 2016 Share Posted October 7, 2016 That's one tasty tarantula. http://www.dailymail.co.uk/femail/article-2226198/Thats-tasty-tarantula-Cake-decorator-creates-edible-arachnid-help-customer-conquer-fear-spiders.html 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Swarley Posted October 12, 2016 Share Posted October 12, 2016 50 (Fifty) cobras being hunted after mass escape http://www.bbc.com/news/world-asia-china-37627348?ocid=socialflow_twitter 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jamamafegan Posted October 12, 2016 Share Posted October 12, 2016 Seen a couple of freaky looking spiders the recently. Pretty sure they can bite but they're not harmful.That orange one was huge. Gave me a wee fright. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Swarley Posted October 12, 2016 Share Posted October 12, 2016 Seen a couple of freaky looking spiders the recently. Pretty sure they can bite but they're not harmful.That orange one was huge. Gave me a wee fright. @KnightswoodBear 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alert Mongoose Posted October 12, 2016 Share Posted October 12, 2016 Seen this on the TV the other might. Amazing snake that lures in prey by pretending it's tail is a spider before pouncing... 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WILLIEA Posted October 12, 2016 Share Posted October 12, 2016 26 minutes ago, Alert Mongoose said: Seen this on the TV the other might. Amazing snake that lures in prey by pretending it's tail is a spider before pouncing... Saw that. Absolutely lightning speed when the prey came into range! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shandon Par Posted October 20, 2016 Share Posted October 20, 2016 This spider just got its c**t kicked in 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eednud Posted October 23, 2016 Share Posted October 23, 2016 Huntsman spider changes into a Huntsmouse spider Just In: Huntsman spider drags mouse to grisly end http://ab.co/2ewmQA7 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Swarley Posted October 24, 2016 Share Posted October 24, 2016 @KnightswoodBear Huntsman spider changes into a Huntsmouse spider@KnightswoodBear /index.php?app=core&module=system&controller=embed&url=https://www.facebook.com/jason.womal/videos/10210975485810259/'>[/url] @KnightswoodBear Just In: Huntsman spider drags mouse to grisly end@KnightswoodBear [url=http://ab.co/2ewmQA7]http://ab.co/2ewmQA7@KnightswoodBear FTFY 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
EdgarusQPFC Posted October 25, 2016 Share Posted October 25, 2016 Sadly I don't have a picture but a few years ago my aunt posted a picture of this fucking massive spider with a huge clutch of eggs that was in her house, she lives in Australia so they get some pretty mental and dangerous spiders. Being absolutely terrified of spiders I recommend burning it to death, then burning it again for good measure. She refused saying it wasn't doing her any harm, few days later the eggs hatched. Fucking hundreds of them all over the house. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eednud Posted October 25, 2016 Share Posted October 25, 2016 12 minutes ago, EdgarusQPFC said: Sadly I don't have a picture but a few years ago my aunt posted a picture of this fucking massive spider with a huge clutch of eggs that was in her house, she lives in Australia so they get some pretty mental and dangerous spiders. Being absolutely terrified of spiders I recommend burning it to death, then burning it again for good measure. She refused saying it wasn't doing her any harm, few days later the eggs hatched. Fucking hundreds of them all over the house. There are some spiders that carry their young. If they sense danger like a size 10 boot or rolled up newspaper heading their way then they eject the little fuckers all over the place, 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BFTD Posted October 26, 2016 Share Posted October 26, 2016 20 hours ago, Eednud said: There are some spiders that carry their young. If they sense danger like a size 10 boot or rolled up newspaper heading their way then they eject the little fuckers all over the place The wife likes to tell of the time her father left her to deal with a Black Widow in their garage when she was a wean. Naturally, she squished it, which lead to spider babies scuttling about all over the floor, which he found hilarious. Folk have an odd sense of humour in these arid environments where everything wants to kill you. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Swarley Posted November 2, 2016 Share Posted November 2, 2016 @KnightswoodBear just as well you didn't send a postcard 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SlipperyP Posted November 2, 2016 Share Posted November 2, 2016 Not really a Nope, but I have snails every fucking where at the moment, it was the end of the monsoon season 1st Nov, however I've never had them before, at least in these numbers. Not dangerous(I think, Jungle snails probably spit venom) , but when you stand on them with your bare feet, it not a nice feeling. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tree house tam Posted November 2, 2016 Share Posted November 2, 2016 Put shoes on. At all times please. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KnightswoodBear Posted November 2, 2016 Share Posted November 2, 2016 @Swarley their was a c**t of a size of a thing kamakazied off the balcony here this morning. f**k knows where it went 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SlipperyP Posted November 2, 2016 Share Posted November 2, 2016 1 hour ago, tree house tam said: Put shoes on. At all times please. WHAT! you think I'm made of money? No, these c**t are on the steps down from the living quarters. About 05:30 in the morning going for a morning piss (yes my toilet/shower room in outside), a few crunches on the way and a little skelth(spellling), is not appreciated. As after down the stairs I got to dodge the snakes and spiders.. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tree house tam Posted November 2, 2016 Share Posted November 2, 2016 20 minutes ago, SlipperyP said: WHAT! you think I'm made of money? No, these c**t are on the steps down from the living quarters. About 05:30 in the morning going for a morning piss (yes my toilet/shower room in outside), a few crunches on the way and a little skelth(spellling), is not appreciated. As after down the stairs I got to dodge the snakes and spiders.. All the more reason for wearing shoes. f**k getting bitten by snakes or spiders, i'd be wearing waders. Can we get a fund started for shoes for Slippery? Grimbo, get yer mate on the case. In fact would you wear G-mans or Philpys trainers or Shandon's shoes? Maybe P&B isn't the best place for this appeal. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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