KnightswoodBear Posted June 26, 2015 Share Posted June 26, 2015 f**k me, you've written a horror movie script there. Throw in a zombie cheerleader and you could sell it to The Asylum to be turned into a SyFy TV film. Scubantulas Taken! Open to offers for the rights to the title. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eednud Posted June 26, 2015 Share Posted June 26, 2015 We won't even let them die when if they want to http://www.abc.net.au/news/2015-06-26/giant-python-cuddles-goes-off-food-stumps-perth-zookeepers/6575894 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lyle Lanley Posted June 26, 2015 Share Posted June 26, 2015 I'll be in Turkey next weekend so will keep an look out for these horrible cretins . 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sweet Pete Posted June 26, 2015 Share Posted June 26, 2015 I'll be in Turkey next weekend so will keep an look out for these horrible cretins . Here you go, meight: http://www.pieandbovril.com/forum/index.php/topic/223910-british-holidaymakers-are-wankers/ 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HoBNob Posted June 26, 2015 Share Posted June 26, 2015 While not spider related I saw my first ever snaked in the "wild" down here in Hampshire, was probably a grass snake. Still fucked off sharpish though. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shandon Par Posted July 2, 2015 Share Posted July 2, 2015 Even ISIS couldn't come up with a punishment severe enough for this man. http://www.edinburghnews.scotsman.com/news/crime/man-terrified-wife-with-tarantula-spider-1-3798265 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
forever_blue Posted July 2, 2015 Author Share Posted July 2, 2015 Even ISIS couldn't come up with a punishment severe enough for this man. http://www.edinburghnews.scotsman.com/news/crime/man-terrified-wife-with-tarantula-spider-1-3798265 What a complete and utter p***k 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sweet Pete Posted July 2, 2015 Share Posted July 2, 2015 While not spider related I saw my first ever snaked in the "wild" down here in Hampshire, was probably a grass snake. Still fucked off sharpish though. Snaked. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eednud Posted September 8, 2015 Share Posted September 8, 2015 Is a possible new species of funnel web the same "possible" as Scotland's chances of making the Euro Finals? http://www.abc.net.au/news/2015-09-08/potentially-new-funnel-web-spider-species-found-near-jervis-bay/6758552 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zetterlund Posted September 8, 2015 Share Posted September 8, 2015 Is a possible new species of funnel web the same "possible" as Scotland's chances of making the Euro Finals? http://www.abc.net.au/news/2015-09-08/potentially-new-funnel-web-spider-species-found-near-jervis-bay/6758552 The recurring nightmares and gut-wrenching pain is comparable, yes. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Swarley Posted September 9, 2015 Share Posted September 9, 2015 Big spider in the living room last night. Ive named him Bert.He's named you Bitch. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shandon Par Posted September 15, 2015 Share Posted September 15, 2015 I don't know what's worse. The patio-dwelling beast in question or the DR's lack of proof-reading. http://www.dailyrecord.co.uk/news/weird-news/horror-green-fanged-spider-found-6440459 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hedgecutter Posted September 15, 2015 Share Posted September 15, 2015 Bit of an update on Steve the Spider: I was attempting to fix the garage door a couple of weeks ago and decided to remove the web complex which he had previously built as it was getting in the way. Then, as I ripped a bit away, up pops this giant spider as if to say "WTF you doing to my house mutha-fucka?!". Welcome back Steve! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Swarley Posted September 30, 2015 Share Posted September 30, 2015 Nope never flying again. http://www.skynews.com.au/news/world/africa/2015/09/30/man-s-leg-ravaged-by-flesh-eating-spider-bite.html 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SlipperyP Posted October 2, 2015 Share Posted October 2, 2015 SPIDERS NEST IN ASDA BANANAS A Dundee man, who suffers from arachnophobia, had his worst nightmare come true when he discovered spider’s nest in a bunch of bananas. The 27-year-old, from Mid Craigie, made the discovery as he was preparing his breakfast. He said: “I was absolutely stunned when I saw it — it totally freaked me out. “My ankles have been itching ever since I saw it." “I bought the bananas from Asda’s Milton of Craigie store for 77p.” http://www.eveningtelegraph.co.uk/2015/10/02/exotic-spiders-nest-found-in-bunch-of-bananas-bought-from-dundee-asda/ Pishe Dundee man eats fruit, he was probably in some OAP attic stealing their silver. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
D.A.F.C Posted October 5, 2015 Share Posted October 5, 2015 Woken up last night and switched the light on to see massive spider on the floor and smaller one on the wall. Major hassle chasing them around trying to put them into a container. Eventually got pissed off and just chucked a massive book onto the bigger one. Biggest spider I've seen for a few years, all legs though. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hedgecutter Posted October 5, 2015 Share Posted October 5, 2015 (edited) Pishe Dundee man eats fruit. Indeed: The man, who did not want to be named, said he (knew something wasn’t right) never suspected anything when he saw what appeared to be a spider’s web on the side of one of the bananas. Eta: just realised that strike-throughs still don't work on the app. Edited October 5, 2015 by Hedgecutter 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eednud Posted October 12, 2015 Share Posted October 12, 2015 Swarley "Whatever you do, don't touch them." http://www.news.com.au/lifestyle/health/public-encouraged-to-capture-not-kill-australias-most-deadly-spiders/story-fneuzlbd-1227566559137 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zetterlund Posted October 31, 2015 Share Posted October 31, 2015 Sensible reporting from the Mirror on Britain's largest spider. Arachnophobic Brits are now no longer safe to go outside they pose no threat to humans 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Swarley Posted November 2, 2015 Share Posted November 2, 2015 Deadly snake washed up on beach. This is exactly why I don't go to the beach. http://m.dailytelegraph.com.au/newslocal/northern-beaches/a-snake-which-is-alive-deadly-and-has-no-antivenene-washed-ashore-at-manly/story-fngr8hax-1227591050888?sv=ef009c0116a9f784845ef8c752ae17f 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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