forever_blue Posted September 23, 2014 Share Posted September 23, 2014 http://www.dailyrecord.co.uk/news/weird-news/terrified-family-flee-home-after-4286520 f**k this shit , any of these turn up in mine and I am setting the place on fire and immigrating to the north pole. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheCelt67 Posted September 23, 2014 Share Posted September 23, 2014 http://www.dailyrecord.co.uk/news/weird-news/terrified-family-flee-home-after-4286520 f**k this shit , any of these turn up in mine and I am setting the place on fire and immigrating to the north pole. This, "but rarely make contact with humans", obviously wasn't fancied as a sensational enough headline. Incidentally, whatever happened to the False Widow Spiders of last summer that had the UK population on the brink of extinction? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cardinal Richelieu Posted September 23, 2014 Share Posted September 23, 2014 I see your cute little spiders and raise you ... 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dee Man Posted September 23, 2014 Share Posted September 23, 2014 What a lot of sensationalist bullshit. 'They have five inch long hairy legs'. No they fucking dont - the one in the picture is barely the size of the 1p coin and the 'crater' in the guys arm has been magnified X1000 and it still looks tiny. I fucking hate that paper. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
forever_blue Posted September 23, 2014 Author Share Posted September 23, 2014 it gets worse http://www.mirror.co.uk/news/uk-news/giant-spider-invasion-your-most-4280583 thats it I am done with this planet 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
thepundit Posted September 23, 2014 Share Posted September 23, 2014 This, "but rarely make contact with humans", obviously wasn't fancied as a sensational enough headline. The Daily Star is even worse. They have very regular articles on a different species which is set to invade Britain. Spiders, Giant/Mutant Rats, Hornets, Wasps, Snakes etc. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Romeo Posted September 23, 2014 Share Posted September 23, 2014 Please stop reading the Daily Record and the Mirror. You are not doing yourself any favours. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheCelt67 Posted September 23, 2014 Share Posted September 23, 2014 I see your cute little spiders and raise you ... Why do I get the feeling that the one on the right will still be more of a pain in the arse? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheCelt67 Posted September 23, 2014 Share Posted September 23, 2014 The Daily Star is even worse. They have very regular articles on a different species which is set to invade Britain. Spiders, Giant/Mutant Rats, Hornets, Wasps, Snakes, Immigrants etc. Sorry had to edit that a tad, it is the Daily Star we are talking about after all. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
forever_blue Posted September 23, 2014 Author Share Posted September 23, 2014 Why do I get the feeling that the one on the right will still be more of a pain in the arse? is it because it is wearing celtics away strip froma few seasons ago? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheCelt67 Posted September 23, 2014 Share Posted September 23, 2014 it gets worse http://www.mirror.co.uk/news/uk-news/giant-spider-invasion-your-most-4280583 thats it I am done with this planet http://m.dailyecho.co.uk/news/11489753.Hundreds_of_tube_web_spiders_invade_family___s_garden_and_house/ Here you go mate, you'll enjoy reading this. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheCelt67 Posted September 23, 2014 Share Posted September 23, 2014 is it because it is wearing celtics away strip froma few seasons ago? http://m.dailyecho.co.uk/news/11489753.Hundreds_of_tube_web_spiders_invade_family___s_garden_and_house/ Here you go mate, you'll enjoy reading this. I don't even feel guilty for posting this anymore. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
forever_blue Posted September 23, 2014 Author Share Posted September 23, 2014 http://m.dailyecho.co.uk/news/11489753.Hundreds_of_tube_web_spiders_invade_family___s_garden_and_house/ Here you go mate, you'll enjoy reading this. if god or whoever is in charge came down and spoke to me right now and asked would you like world peace or the extinction of all spiders then sorry peeps but killing of these 8 legged b*****ds will get my vote everytime. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Swarley Posted September 23, 2014 Share Posted September 23, 2014 Fuxake, there are spiders in my back garden/garage that can kill you. You don't hear me, or see me, whining away to the tabloids about how terrible it is. Get a feckin pest control company in and get your house sprayed to kill them off. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KnightswoodBear Posted September 23, 2014 Share Posted September 23, 2014 (edited) Fuxake, there are spiders in my back garden/garage that can kill you. You don't hear me, or see me, whining away to the tabloids about how terrible it is. Get a feckin pest control company in and get your house sprayed to kill them off. Which is why, even though it's basically a fucking paradise, Australia sucks the big one. I've been twice and spent the entire time convinced there was something underneath ever single thing I touched that was going to eat me. Edited September 23, 2014 by KnightswoodBear 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
the jambo-rocker Posted September 23, 2014 Share Posted September 23, 2014 Ah bugs. I'd be standing my ground, Starship troopers style, as I pump wave after wave of machine gun pellets at the b*****ds screaming 'YOU WANNA LIVE FOREVER!' 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Swarley Posted September 23, 2014 Share Posted September 23, 2014 Which is why, even though it's basically a fucking paradise, Australia sucks the big one. I've been twice and spent the entire time convinced there was something underneath ever single thing I touched that was going to eat me. That's what makes life such fun! Not knowing whether today is the day that you are going to be attacked by an angry kangaroo or eaten by a platypus. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Geedub-MFC Posted September 23, 2014 Share Posted September 23, 2014 RAINING SPIDERS IN BRAZIL: 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
forever_blue Posted September 23, 2014 Author Share Posted September 23, 2014 RAINING SPIDERS IN BRAZIL: Well that's my nightmare for tonight sorted 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Swarley Posted September 23, 2014 Share Posted September 23, 2014 Well that's my nightmare for tonight sorted 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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