AFCDannyFTH Posted February 3, 2020 Share Posted February 3, 2020 Didn't respect the Danger Noodle. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Theroadlesstravelled Posted February 3, 2020 Share Posted February 3, 2020 10 minutes ago, AFCDannyFTH said: Didn't respect the Danger Noodle. I was expected him to get bitten and drop the thing. That’s kind of messed up. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hedgecutter Posted February 3, 2020 Share Posted February 3, 2020 (edited) Thankfully I watched beyond 25 secs, otherwise I'd assume that the solution to being continually bitten on the arm whilst holding a King ****ing Cobra is to bash it on the head a few times and say "bad cobra, don't do it again". That'll teach it. Edited February 3, 2020 by Hedgecutter 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sergeant Wilson Posted February 3, 2020 Share Posted February 3, 2020 9 minutes ago, Hedgecutter said: Thankfully I watched beyond 25 secs, otherwise I'd assume that the solution to being continually bitten on the arm whilst holding a King ****ing Cobra is to bash it on the head a few times and say "bad cobra, don't do it again". That'll teach it. I remember my first day at the snake charming. All morning I swung cobras about by the tail... 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hedgecutter Posted February 3, 2020 Share Posted February 3, 2020 1 minute ago, Sergeant Wilson said: I remember my first day at the snake charming. All morning I swung cobras about by the tail... ... if you didn't swing it hard enough, the cobra went fuckin' nuts and tried to bite you in the face. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sergeant Wilson Posted February 3, 2020 Share Posted February 3, 2020 3 minutes ago, Hedgecutter said: ... if you didn't swing it hard enough, the cobra went fuckin' nuts and tried to bite you in the face. ...if you were lucky it went for your face! 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Swarley Posted February 3, 2020 Share Posted February 3, 2020 [mention=9645]KnightswoodBear[/mention]At last give some credit to the person who found that for you 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HeWhoWalksBehindTheRows Posted February 4, 2020 Share Posted February 4, 2020 On 10/12/2019 at 10:47, Swarley said: Huntsman’s nest discovered inside shelter for pygmy possums https://www.news.com.au/technology/science/animals/huntsmans-nest-discovered-inside-shelter-for-pygmy-possums/news-story/1826564a32d3e7821ca20591bc36d9c7 Merry Christmas [mention]KnightswoodBear[/mention] I lived in Oz as a youngster. The night we were going to the pictures to see Arachnaphobia we watched, in the garden, a hornet trying to kill a Huntsman. It swooped in and the spider just fucking grabbed it and fucked it right up, Hornet near double its size, then dragged in to the bush. Thought my old dear was going to faint. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Swarley Posted February 4, 2020 Share Posted February 4, 2020 (edited) 27 minutes ago, HeWhoWalksBehindTheRows said: I lived in Oz as a youngster. The night we were going to the pictures to see Arachnaphobia we watched, in the garden, a hornet trying to kill a Huntsman. It swooped in and the spider just fucking grabbed it and fucked it right up, Hornet near double its size, then dragged in to the bush. Thought my old dear was going to faint. @KnightswoodBear Edited February 4, 2020 by Swarley 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AFCDannyFTH Posted February 4, 2020 Share Posted February 4, 2020 11 hours ago, HeWhoWalksBehindTheRows said: I lived in Oz as a youngster. The night we were going to the pictures to see Arachnaphobia we watched, in the garden, a hornet trying to kill a Huntsman. It swooped in and the spider just fucking grabbed it and fucked it right up, Hornet near double its size, then dragged in to the bush. Thought my old dear was going to faint. Bought a vhs of "Aberdeen - Team of the decade 1980's" from a charity shop when I was wee. Turned out some fucker had taped Arachnophobia and swapped the label. Scarred. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eednud Posted February 6, 2020 Share Posted February 6, 2020 The Rock spider https://www.abc.net.au/news/2020-02-06/funnel-web-spider-dubbed-the-rock-handed-in/11936056 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
D.A.F.C Posted February 17, 2020 Share Posted February 17, 2020 Dr pimple popper tv show. Close to a whitey but can’t stop watching. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Golden God Posted February 18, 2020 Share Posted February 18, 2020 Absolutely no chance. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BFTD Posted February 18, 2020 Share Posted February 18, 2020 I was at the Grand Canyon a couple of years ago, and it was lined with fuckwits doing this; numpties having their lunch with their legs dangling over the edge, dipshits dancing on overhanging boulders to impress women, and so on. Apparently they regularly fall off too. Who'd have thought. Anyway, not sure I've posted this before, but a nice bit of bedtime reading for @KnightswoodBear: https://thedailywtf.com/articles/Its-the-Only-Way-to-be-Sure 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shandon Par Posted February 18, 2020 Share Posted February 18, 2020 13 hours ago, D.A.F.C said: Dr pimple popper tv show. Close to a whitey but can’t stop watching. Always enjoyed her YouTube vids but they fair string out the tv show with all the back stories about the folk getting treatment. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eednud Posted July 7, 2020 Share Posted July 7, 2020 This bloke had a two eyed trouser snake.https://www.abc.net.au/news/2020-07-07/queensland-ute-driver-survives-snake-attack-at-100kph/12430514 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Melanius Mullarkey Posted July 7, 2020 Share Posted July 7, 2020 On 17/02/2020 at 23:36, D.A.F.C said: Dr pimple popper tv show. Close to a whitey but can’t stop watching. I think there a UK version of this starting soon. “Haw Senga way in and get that massive plookon yer erse sorted oot” 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dee Man Posted July 7, 2020 Share Posted July 7, 2020 10 minutes ago, Eednud said: This bloke had a two eyed trouser snake. https://www.abc.net.au/news/2020-07-07/queensland-ute-driver-survives-snake-attack-at-100kph/12430514 I was travelling with an Aussie couple from Cairns to Brisbane in1999 and we saw a massive dead brown snake at the side of the road so decided to stop and have a gander at it. The only problem was, it wasn't dead. I reckon we were back in that van and driving within about 0.3 secs of seeing it move. 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Melanius Mullarkey Posted July 7, 2020 Share Posted July 7, 2020 29 minutes ago, Dee Man said: I was travelling with an Aussie couple from Cairns to Brisbane in1999 and we saw a massive dead brown snake at the side of the road so decided to stop and have a gander at it. The only problem was, it wasn't dead. I reckon we were back in that van and driving within about 0.3 secs of seeing it move. You still often see large brown snakes at the side of the roads and lay-bys in Scotland. I think they’re mostly pets abandoned by larry drehvers. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dee Man Posted July 7, 2020 Share Posted July 7, 2020 8 minutes ago, Melanius Mullarkey said: You still often see large brown snakes at the side of the roads and lay-bys in Scotland. I think they’re mostly pets abandoned by larry drehvers. Usually perched atop a naked corpse's chest. So I'm led to believe. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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