BFTD Posted September 11, 2014 Share Posted September 11, 2014 Mother mother f**k, mother mother f**k f**k. http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-29124416 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bookies Love Me Posted September 11, 2014 Share Posted September 11, 2014 F*ck! What a goddam piss-awful F*cking sh*tty thread. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BFTD Posted September 11, 2014 Author Share Posted September 11, 2014 F*ck! What a goddam piss-awful F*cking sh*tty thread. Could've fitted in a few more swears IMO - where's the Clacks posse to hand down some lessons? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FlyerTon Posted September 11, 2014 Share Posted September 11, 2014 The Clackmannanshire admin capital? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jimmy85 Posted September 11, 2014 Share Posted September 11, 2014 Swear words lol Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
forever_blue Posted September 11, 2014 Share Posted September 11, 2014 this fucking thread is the fucking pishiest thread av ever seen f**k clackmannanshire tae Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BFTD Posted September 11, 2014 Author Share Posted September 11, 2014 this fucking thread is the fucking pishiest thread av ever seen f**k clackmannanshire tae Diddy envy, clearly. Don't feel bad that you aren't top of the sweary league with the big boys Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Geedub-MFC Posted September 11, 2014 Share Posted September 11, 2014 Cuntflaps Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ya Bezzer! Posted September 11, 2014 Share Posted September 11, 2014 If Fergie was still alive South Lanarkshire would surely have made the Top 10. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tamthebam Posted September 11, 2014 Share Posted September 11, 2014 I suppose Sauchie will now be renamed Fuckye and Tillicoultry will be renamed Tillicuntry. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lisa Cuddy Posted September 11, 2014 Share Posted September 11, 2014 Where did Twatt come in this poll? Fucking everywhere. Dirty b*****d. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zen Archer (Raconteur) Posted September 11, 2014 Share Posted September 11, 2014 Where did Twatt come in this poll? Twinned with Scunthorpe. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cardinal Richelieu Posted September 12, 2014 Share Posted September 12, 2014 Not only is it the smallest county in Scotland, it also the most pointless (IMO). Should be renamed Cackmannanshire (and THAT'S swearing). Wikipedia's entire list of "places of interest" is: Alloa Tower Ben Cleuch Castle Campbell Gartmorn Dam Menstrie Castle Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hampden Diehard Posted September 12, 2014 Share Posted September 12, 2014 Have to say on my many visits there, Alloa is even worse than Cowden. Lots of heidbangers and half-wits. In fact, we used to joke that Alloa was like a refugee camp for those who didn't pass the test to get into Fife. And that's not a stiff test. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
topcat(The most tip top) Posted September 12, 2014 Share Posted September 12, 2014 Given that Falkirk managed to score almost as highly isn't it about time we renamed it the Fuc'kin cardine bridge Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BFTD Posted September 12, 2014 Author Share Posted September 12, 2014 Not only is it the smallest county in Scotland, it also the most pointless (IMO). Should be renamed Cackmannanshire (and THAT'S swearing). FedEx always put 'Clackmannanshite' on anything that's sent to us Totally understand why visitors aren't impressed with the place, as I thought most of the same things when I first started coming through this way about twenty years ago. But it's actually a lovely place to live, so long as you're prepared to hop on the train/bus/car for entertainment. Yes, yes, the invention of automotive technology still amazes us in these parts Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hedgecutter Posted September 13, 2014 Share Posted September 13, 2014 I think congratulations are in order for both North and East Ayrshire making the UK Top 10. What's up with Orkney and Shetland being the lowest though? Have they gone back to speaking Norse or something? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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