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Probably done a million times but fcuk it!

You are hosting a dinner party and have to invite 6 living famous people to attend for your company. They must consist of:

1 actor/actress

1 singer/musician

1 sports person

1 girl/guy for eye candy

1 comedian

1 other of your choosing

Over to the masses.....

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hmmm...

1. Lauren Bacall

2. Ginger Wildheart

3. Serena Williams

4. Lucy Worsley

5. Dave Allan

6. My old man

but what you'd really want is a dinner party to end in a mass pagar so:

1. Olly Reed

2. Mark E Smith

3. Joey Barton

4. Naomi Campbell

5. Jerry Sadowitz

6. Morrissey

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Probably done a million times but fcuk it!

You are hosting a dinner party and have to invite 6 living famous people to attend for your company. They must consist of:

1 actor/actress

1 singer/musician

1 sports person

1 girl/guy for eye candy

1 comedian

1 other of your choosing

Over to the masses.....

Charlie Sheen, Paul van Dyk, Michelle Jenneke, Whitney Cummings, Sarah Silverman & Limmy

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Dead or alive

Oliver Reed

Scarlett Johansson

Fedor Emelianenko

Grace Kelly

Gene Wilder

'Mad' Jack Churchill

Alive

Peter Dinklage

Robert Plant

Fedor Emelianenko

Scarlett Johansson

Gene Wilder

Haruki Murakami

My Dead or Alive would be a literal fkin riot once the beverages are flowing with poor wee Grace caught in the middle of it all.

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Living:

Actor - Amy Adams

Singer/Musician - Carlos Santana

Sports Person - Jens Voight

Eye Candy - Zooey Deschanel

Comedian - Frank Skinner

Person of my choosing - Muhammad Ali

Not Living:
Actor - Humphrey Bogart
Singer/Musician - My avatar, Mr. Miles Davis

Sport Person - George Best

Eye Candy - Audrey Hepburn

Comedian - Jack Benny

Person of my choosing - Hunter S. Thompson

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I can't help but think that it would be a bit of an awkward evening for the "eye candy" guest if their sole purpose was to be stared at all night...

I'll go for: Martin Sheen, Jools Holland, Jurgen Klinsmann, Victoria Coren-Mitchell, Stephen Fry and Mark Cousins. I might think of someone better than Cousins, not top of my list of people I'd like to meet but I think he'd have some great stories, generally be a good laugh, and he'd go well with the other guests.

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Actor - Bill Murray

Sportsperson - I'll agree with Sabine Lisicki, almost everyone who is really good at sports is a bit of a boring c**t but she seems lovely

Musician - Noel Gallagher

Comedian - Larry David (as long as he doesn't impose his desires on my cuisine)

Eye candy - Kaley Cuoco

Other - George RR Martin - he might eat absolutely everything and kill my favourite guests but I want to get him drunk and find out if he has a scoob where his story is going, and find out where his story is going.

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Hmmm,

Actor - Sam Robertson

Muso - Gary Lightbody

Sports - Jocky Scott

Eye candy - Karen Gibson (ex DFC physio)

Comic - Brian Cox (being liberal here, I'm thinking Bob Servant like comedy actor)

A N other - Allan Patullo (journo)

Feck knows what we'd talk about though :P

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