Sergeant Wilson Posted September 8, 2014 Share Posted September 8, 2014 http://citizen.co.za/239228/eight-killed-butchering-dead-hippo/ They forgot to count the hippo! It shouldn't happen to anyone. No-one expects to go out butchering dead hippos and not come home again. Any PnBr's been involved in major catastrophies while dissecting exotic animals for food? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hillonearth Posted September 8, 2014 Share Posted September 8, 2014 Had to look up what a bakkie is - turns out it's a pickup truck. I assumed it was some sort of mental antelope. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bing (2) Posted September 8, 2014 Share Posted September 8, 2014 Had to google 'bakkie' tbh. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
welshbairn Posted September 8, 2014 Share Posted September 8, 2014 Sure Greggs make a bakkie on Thursdays. P.S.More to the point, what happened to the bakkie? Reminds me worryingly of the Bristol pizza. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sergeant Wilson Posted September 8, 2014 Author Share Posted September 8, 2014 http://news.sky.com/story/1331719/ten-dead-as-lift-plunges-32-floors-in-istanbul Elevator.....going down! Which would you prefer hurtling to the ground in a dodgy lift or smashed to pieces as you chop up a huge mammal. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dorlomin Posted September 8, 2014 Share Posted September 8, 2014 http://citizen.co.za/239228/eight-killed-butchering-dead-hippo/ They forgot to count the hippo! It shouldn't happen to anyone. No-one expects to go out butchering dead hippos and not come home again. Any PnBr's been involved in major catastrophies while dissecting exotic animals for food? I had a leopard outside my tent once when I was camping in a game park in Africa, at the time I did not know what cat it was just a big one. My sphincter was trying to hide in my intestines and was planning on following it. We ID the cat by its pug marks in the morning. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sergeant Wilson Posted September 8, 2014 Author Share Posted September 8, 2014 I had a leopard outside my tent once when I was camping in a game park in Africa, at the time I did not know what cat it was just a big one. My sphincter was trying to hide in my intestines and was planning on following it. We ID the cat by its pug marks in the morning. You're the closest so far. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hillonearth Posted September 8, 2014 Share Posted September 8, 2014 http://news.sky.com/story/1331719/ten-dead-as-lift-plunges-32-floors-in-istanbul Elevator.....going down! Which would you prefer hurtling to the ground in a dodgy lift or smashed to pieces as you chop up a huge mammal. Option 3... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest The Phoenix Posted September 8, 2014 Share Posted September 8, 2014 I lost my temper when my grandson beat me at Hungry Hippos. He was lucky to survive that with moderate injuries. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cracowjambo Posted September 8, 2014 Share Posted September 8, 2014 I had a fight with a bull elephant once. I knocked it out with a punch to the jaw. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sergeant Wilson Posted September 8, 2014 Author Share Posted September 8, 2014 I had a fight with a bull elephant once. I knocked it out with a punch to the jaw.But did you eat it? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cracowjambo Posted September 8, 2014 Share Posted September 8, 2014 But did you eat it? Yeah only after I raped it Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sergeant Wilson Posted September 8, 2014 Author Share Posted September 8, 2014 Yeah only after I raped it Good show! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zen Archer (Raconteur) Posted September 8, 2014 Share Posted September 8, 2014 Yeah only after I raped it Do you like jumbo sausage? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Addie Posted September 8, 2014 Share Posted September 8, 2014 Can't believe you are all making jokes about this. Far too soon IMO. The next time you eat Hippo at Heston's gaff, take a moment to remember them. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cracowjambo Posted September 8, 2014 Share Posted September 8, 2014 Do you like jumbo sausage? Loves it Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cowden til i die Posted September 8, 2014 Share Posted September 8, 2014 Dave Baikie up to his old tricks again? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nsr Posted September 8, 2014 Share Posted September 8, 2014 Surely deserves an entry on that thread from ages ago to do with exotic roadkill? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ForzaDundee Posted September 8, 2014 Share Posted September 8, 2014 Driver had been smoking the wacky bakkie. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ForzaDundee Posted September 8, 2014 Share Posted September 8, 2014 Surely deserves an entry on that thread from ages ago to do with exotic roadkill? The humans or the hippo? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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