Dee Bliss Posted August 23, 2021 Share Posted August 23, 2021 Had a conversation with a dab I know earlier on. 1st thing I said to him was “what about that fuckin penalty yesterday” his reply was “never mind the penalty, I’d love to rap that Paul McGowan’s puss” this warms my heart. I pointed out that Gowser’s my friend and I’m quite fond of him apparently he’s a p***k like Scott Brown 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fifespud Posted August 23, 2021 Share Posted August 23, 2021 Had a conversation with a dab I know earlier on. 1st thing I said to him was “what about that fuckin penalty yesterday” his reply was “never mind the penalty, I’d love to rap that Paul McGowan’s puss” [emoji23][emoji23][emoji23] this warms my heart. I pointed out that Gowser’s my friend and I’m quite fond of him [emoji23] apparently he’s a p***k like Scott Brown [emoji23][emoji106]I don’t know 1 Arab who doesn’t think that. It’s magic. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Robin.Hood Posted August 23, 2021 Share Posted August 23, 2021 1 hour ago, Fifespud said: Me neither, but surely bashing Sheridan is even worse, the cunto has just arrived. Talk of a mediocre career in Europe - we have no idea what these clubs are like but playing in and winning Champions League and Europa League qualifiers points to a reasonable standard. So I’ve not seen enough of either of those 2 to be overly critical but Mullen does not score many goals, tries hard but can’t really play the loan striker role and Simon Murray is playing for Queens Park after a mediocre career in Scotland. I agree regarding Sheridan and Jakubiak for now. Jakubiak staying fit would be nice. Murray no point going on about as he isnt someone we should be looking at. Mullen I know sadly is injured but before this I'd hope we off loaded. Big next few games ahead though which is exciting. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dee Bliss Posted August 23, 2021 Share Posted August 23, 2021 11 minutes ago, Fifespud said: I don’t know 1 Arab who doesn’t think that. It’s magic. It’s marvellous he gets under their skin! God knows what would happen if he scored a meaningful goal at Tannadice, it would probably end away crowds at derbies 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
D TOTAL Posted August 23, 2021 Share Posted August 23, 2021 Regarding jakubiak is he not one of our higher earners especially if we managed to out price st mirren for him, I’ll acknowledge his 2 injuries where just unlucky and covid at the back of that, yet I still don’t see why he was signed, I’m not sure he done enough at st mirren for us to offer him a deal, as for Sheridan my biggest gripe isn’t even his ability, it’s the (f****ng top knot)amount of clubs he’s payed for, if I sent in a cv that looked like that to my employer it says more unreliable than vastly experienced -1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ludo*1 Posted August 23, 2021 Share Posted August 23, 2021 Just now, D TOTAL said: Regarding jakubiak is he not one of our higher earners especially if we managed to out price st mirren for him, I’ll acknowledge his 2 injuries where just unlucky and covid at the back of that, yet I still don’t see why he was signed, I’m not sure he done enough at st mirren for us to offer him a deal, as for Sheridan my biggest gripe isn’t even his ability, it’s the (f****ng top knot)amount of clubs he’s payed for, if I sent in a cv that looked like that to my employer it says more unreliable than vastly experienced His wage is just speculation. St Mirren fans really liked him, Falkirk fans loved him. We signed him as a 22 year old striker with huge promise. He was a bit of a coup at the time and definitely softened the blow of losing Hemmings at the time. As for Sheridan, I'm surprised more footballers don't take his route. He knew he wouldn't be a massive player at a massive club so has travelled the world and made decent money along the way. That's the ideal career in most other fields! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Derry Posted August 24, 2021 Share Posted August 24, 2021 Imagine the scenes if Gowser scored a last min winner v the tangerine wanks across the road. I doubt my erection would ever subside. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dee Man Posted August 24, 2021 Share Posted August 24, 2021 55 minutes ago, The Derry said: Imagine the scenes if Gowser scored a last min winner v the tangerine wanks across the road. I doubt my erection would ever subside. It's a shame that TTWATR doesn't quite roll off the tongue as well as 'the DABS' as that would be a contender for a new slur for TTWATR. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eednud Posted August 24, 2021 Share Posted August 24, 2021 22 minutes ago, Dee Man said: It's a shame that TTWATR doesn't quite roll off the tongue as well as 'the DABS' as that would be a contender for a new slur for TTWATR. TTWankATRs, the last ‘t’ being silent? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Robin.Hood Posted August 24, 2021 Share Posted August 24, 2021 Old dundee tops. I use to have a fair few but gave some away to collectors for f**k all. However have the last few seasons...... where/who can I give them too? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Meadow_Jock Posted August 24, 2021 Share Posted August 24, 2021 3 hours ago, The Derry said: Imagine the scenes if Gowser scored a last min winner v the tangerine wanks across the road. I doubt my erection would ever subside. The only thought better than Gowser doing this and then steaming into the away end to celebrate is the thought of him doing it and then steaming into the home end to celebrate. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dee Bliss Posted August 24, 2021 Share Posted August 24, 2021 32 minutes ago, Meadow_Jock said: The only thought better than Gowser doing this and then steaming into the away end to celebrate is the thought of him doing it and then steaming into the home end to celebrate. Gowser would be right in the allotment end wiping out bodies. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bigmouth Strikes Again Posted August 24, 2021 Share Posted August 24, 2021 19 minutes ago, Yenitit said: Gowser would be right in the allotment end wiping out bodies. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Robin.Hood Posted August 24, 2021 Share Posted August 24, 2021 2 Goals and 20 Assists in just 27 appearances Paul McMullan. That's pretty good going. 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Granny Danger Posted August 24, 2021 Share Posted August 24, 2021 41 minutes ago, Robin.Hood said: 2 Goals and 20 Assists in just 27 appearances Paul McMullan. That's pretty good going. He seems to have done More for you guys than he ever did for us. Enjoy it while it lasts. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dee Man Posted August 24, 2021 Share Posted August 24, 2021 1 hour ago, Meadow_Jock said: The only thought better than Gowser doing this and then steaming into the away end to celebrate is the thought of him doing it and then steaming into the home end to celebrate. 1 hour ago, Yenitit said: Gowser would be right in the allotment end wiping out bodies. 59 minutes ago, Bigmouth Strikes Again said: He'll jump in head first and walk out unscathed... 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fifespud Posted August 24, 2021 Share Posted August 24, 2021 TTWankATRs, the last ‘t’ being silent?The R could be silent hence TTWAT®s - but it doesn’t seem horrible enough to describe them properly. TTWATeRs? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
johnnydun Posted August 24, 2021 Share Posted August 24, 2021 3 minutes ago, Fifespud said: The R could be silent hence TTWAT®s - but it doesn’t seem horrible enough to describe them properly. TTWATeRs? Or you could simply put it; Those Wankers At Tannadump Stadium 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dundee-FC92 Posted August 24, 2021 Share Posted August 24, 2021 1 hour ago, Granny Danger said: Enjoy it while it lasts. You on about football or hairlines you baldy wee ferret. Thank you. 10 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mev Posted August 24, 2021 Share Posted August 24, 2021 4 hours ago, Granny Danger said: He seems to have done More for you guys than he ever did for us. Enjoy it while it lasts. You mean, until we sell him for millions? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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