daftydee 30 Report post Posted August 8, 2019 What a fcking signing. Get in Dundee, absolutely brilliant. Hemmings, Nelson, Johnson, hell even add in Curran, that’s some attack for this level. Goalie now, and title please. Can May play in goals🤪 0 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
daftydee 30 Report post Posted August 8, 2019 Pity that Greg Stewart has gone to Govan.....Greg Stewart on loan in January 0 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Day of the Lords 14,375 Report post Posted August 8, 2019 NDD's post on this is going to be fucking glorious 0 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Bigmouth Strikes Again 12,593 Report post Posted August 8, 2019 1 hour ago, Day of the Lords said: NDD's post on this is going to be fucking glorious Yeah, looking forward to that one. 0 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
mungo 2 Report post Posted August 8, 2019 Just home from work to the news. Incredible signing for this level. No idea how we pulled that off , as hes more than capable of playing at a higher level. Delighted. A keeper, another midfielder and maybe cover for defense then I'd fancy our chances of winning the league. 2 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Ludo*1 11,063 Report post Posted August 8, 2019 Anyone watched McPake's pre match interview? Safe to say he's becoming a wee bit p***kly and not accepting daft questions. It's an awkward but must watch! Looks like Strachan is already having an early impact! 0 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
RossBFaeDundee 4,850 Report post Posted August 8, 2019 Congrats to the skipper! 6 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Dundee-FC92 1,962 Report post Posted August 8, 2019 I'd like to dedicate this post to Random (Boredumguy) and the Perth Saints. A message you Random. Firstly, welcome back to Dundee Football Club Kane Hemmings. More importantly though -absolutely laughable that St Johnstone even entered the race for Hemmings knowing that the Dees were in the hunt. I'd liken it to turning up to a big job interview with tracksuit bottoms on and the stench of last night's cider emanating from the parched mouth as the swaggering, suited and eloquent Dundee are at the same interview. There's only one winner people. You Perth maggots are in the prime of your history and you can't even sell yourself better than Dundee now. Youve got no future as Johnny Rotten once sang. You have absolutely no future along with no fans - if you want some I'll giveitya aswell. No wonder the fuds are so bitter. Maybe it'll send the St Johnstone Ultras into overdrive next time they March through the Wellgate. If people don't watch themselves they might get a happy meal to the pus from the Young team. Even worse a swift gust of air might hit them as the Ultras wave their flag. Tommy Wright, you fat b*****d. Get it right round you. Rumours are that Greggs in Perth has doubled turnover today as the tear stained lummox stuffed his ogre pus with everything in sight. That wasn't a Crocodile the Perth public seen today it was the furious vice-like clamp of Wrights jaw in anger as he tragically snapped his way through his comfort trough in dejection. Stevie May rejecting an offer; a 7 0 trouncing in Glasgows East End; Hemmings choosing Dundee over the diddies. Auld Tommy will be getting a part in Christmas pantomimes as Rudolph if his beak gets anymore red as he reaches boiling point. 'He's over there, he's over there' as Tommy frantically sees his signing targets go any location but Perth. No doubt that it won't be long before RandomGuy pipes up with Hemmings wage demands, grocery lists and his hamsters sleeping routine. A word of warning RandomGuy - nobody in the wide world wants to see your mundane made up shite. Just put on an another episode of Downtown Abbey and give your clorty wee fingers a break from your crusty keyboard. Bring on the b*****din' derby. I really hope that if United get the Shed they've done a risk assessment on the high potential of Hooleys tears condemning another stand to closure. Flooding is a major issue and not to be ignored by the Tayside police. It will however allow the Gargoyles of Tannadice a nice slippery cannonball like exit from the shed into the pits of 4J's. That's all for now. Thank you. 24 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Deetiv 23 Report post Posted August 8, 2019 3 minutes ago, Ludo*1 said: Anyone watched McPake's pre match interview? Safe to say he's becoming a wee bit p***kly and not accepting daft questions. It's an awkward but must watch! Looks like Strachan is already having an early impact! in fairness that reporter asked some stupid questions like!! 0 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
srw 625 Report post Posted August 8, 2019 13 minutes ago, RossBFaeDundee said: Congrats to the skipper! Did he rupture his knee, strain an ankle or break a rib in the process? 0 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
RossBFaeDundee 4,850 Report post Posted August 8, 2019 Just now, srw said: Did he rupture his knee, strain an ankle or break a rib in the process? Probably pulled a muscle in his face by smiling. 0 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
The Master 5,725 Report post Posted August 8, 2019 Curious to think there’s at least 6 other Josh Meekings in the world. 0 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
RossBFaeDundee 4,850 Report post Posted August 8, 2019 1 minute ago, The Master said: Curious to think there’s at least 6 other Josh Meekings in the world. There's at least 23 others on Twitter too. Bloody everywhere, they are. 0 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Louis Litt 2,984 Report post Posted August 8, 2019 Looks like he proposed in his backies. 0 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Mr. Alli 11,381 Report post Posted August 8, 2019 3 minutes ago, Louis Litt said: Looks like he proposed in his backies. Outside the Elizabeathen, before proceeding to kick f**k oot Fifers in bucket hats. 0 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Day of the Lords 14,375 Report post Posted August 8, 2019 I'd like to dedicate this post to Random (Boredumguy) and the Perth Saints. A message you Random. Firstly, welcome back to Dundee Football Club Kane Hemmings. More importantly though -absolutely laughable that St Johnstone even entered the race for Hemmings knowing that the Dees were in the hunt. I'd liken it to turning up to a big job interview with tracksuit bottoms on and the stench of last night's cider emanating from the parched mouth as the swaggering, suited and eloquent Dundee are at the same interview. There's only one winner people. You Perth maggots are in the prime of your history and you can't even sell yourself better than Dundee now. Youve got no future as Johnny Rotten once sang. You have absolutely no future along with no fans - if you want some I'll giveitya aswell. No wonder the fuds are so bitter. Maybe it'll send the St Johnstone Ultras into overdrive next time they March through the Wellgate. If people don't watch themselves they might get a happy meal to the pus from the Young team. Even worse a swift gust of air might hit them as the Ultras wave their flag. Tommy Wright, you fat b*****d. Get it right round you. Rumours are that Greggs in Perth has doubled turnover today as the tear stained lummox stuffed his ogre pus with everything in sight. That wasn't a Crocodile the Perth public seen today it was the furious vice-like clamp of Wrights jaw in anger as he tragically snapped his way through his comfort trough in dejection. Stevie May rejecting an offer; a 7 0 trouncing in Glasgows East End; Hemmings choosing Dundee over the diddies. Auld Tommy will be getting a part in Christmas pantomimes as Rudolph if his beak gets anymore red as he reaches boiling point. 'He's over there, he's over there' as Tommy frantically sees his signing targets go any location but Perth. No doubt that it won't be long before RandomGuy pipes up with Hemmings wage demands, grocery lists and his hamsters sleeping routine. A word of warning RandomGuy - nobody in the wide world wants to see your mundane made up shite. Just put on an another episode of Downtown Abbey and give your clorty wee fingers a break from your crusty keyboard. Bring on the b*****din' derby. I really hope that if United get the Shed they've done a risk assessment on the high potential of Hooleys tears condemning another stand to closure. Flooding is a major issue and not to be ignored by the Tayside police. It will however allow the Gargoyles of Tannadice a nice slippery cannonball like exit from the shed into the pits of 4J's. That's all for now. Thank you. Glorious 1 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Vernon gilmore 16 Report post Posted August 8, 2019 53 minutes ago, Ludo*1 said: Anyone watched McPake's pre match interview? Safe to say he's becoming a wee bit p***kly and not accepting daft questions. It's an awkward but must watch! Looks like Strachan is already having an early impact! He certainly wiznae happy when the reporter mentioned Shankland , who the FXxk is Shankland away ? 0 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Ludo*1 11,063 Report post Posted August 8, 2019 In terms of goalscoring strikers, the options of Hemmings, Nelson and Johnson are perhaps the best we've had since the Bonetti era? I just hope we can bring in the players to supply them. And Speroni. 2 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
This Charming Man 998 Report post Posted August 8, 2019 Thought you would all appreciate this Wiki gem on this glorious Hemmings Day. Apologies in advance for poor snap, screenshot decided not to work when actually required for once. Best regards 2 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Shadow Play 2,562 Report post Posted August 8, 2019 Is that a Rolex Explorer II Hemmings is wearing in his signing pictures? I’ve heard Shankland wears a Timex. 2 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites