dd23 Posted October 4, 2015 Share Posted October 4, 2015 Irvine's a mad shagger. There's a song there. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Deeboy Posted October 4, 2015 Share Posted October 4, 2015 There's a song there. Gary Irvines barkit, But he's a wee mad shagger, She doesn't want it up her arse, So he just teabags her. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dd23 Posted October 4, 2015 Share Posted October 4, 2015 Gary Irvines barkit, But he's a wee mad shagger, She doesn't want it up her arse, So he just teabags her. I have a tear in my eye. Eurovision here we come! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Master Posted October 4, 2015 Share Posted October 4, 2015 He plays on the left He plays on the right Gary Irvine Shags ten burds a night 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dee Dee Posted October 4, 2015 Share Posted October 4, 2015 (edited) This game he's good The next he'll be shite Gary Irvine That haircuts no right ETA for a Wee change Edited October 4, 2015 by Dee Dee 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Deefiant Posted October 4, 2015 Share Posted October 4, 2015 Up the c**t, up the arse Gary Irvine Up the c**t in her mouth Gary Shoots his muck on her tits Gary Irvine Pumping birds the Irvine way 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chomp my root Posted October 5, 2015 Share Posted October 5, 2015 I have a tear in my eye. Eurovision here we come! You started this 'challenge' mate, over to you....... 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mattydfc Posted October 5, 2015 Share Posted October 5, 2015 He plays on the left He plays on the right Gary Irvine Shags ten burds a night How fucking dare you 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dee Dee Posted October 5, 2015 Share Posted October 5, 2015 FWIW, I don't think it was Irvine. I get the impression he has one good ride in him but that's the one that's holding him together. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jakedee Posted October 5, 2015 Share Posted October 5, 2015 Davo 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Deefiant Posted October 5, 2015 Share Posted October 5, 2015 (edited) Edited October 5, 2015 by Deefiant 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dee Dee Posted October 5, 2015 Share Posted October 5, 2015 http://www.perthstjohnstonefc.co.uk/newsitemsdetail.php?param=3819 ImageUploadedByPie & Bovril1444044278.528363.jpg It's no coincidence that you lot are playing Killie that day, tsac. I hear things get proper tasty when you play that lot. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dee Man Posted October 5, 2015 Share Posted October 5, 2015 http://www.perthstjohnstonefc.co.uk/newsitemsdetail.php?param=3819 ImageUploadedByPie & Bovril1444044278.528363.jpg Fair dues for outing yourself before someone else did. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dd23 Posted October 5, 2015 Share Posted October 5, 2015 You started this 'challenge' mate, over to you....... Fair enough, He's in Dark Blue, Squad number 2, when vag appears he takes his cue, he adds to his enormous stable while fit or on the treatment table, Everyone in Dundee kens, the rumours that come out of Dens, He's pumped more than Hunt, Best and Jagger, The White Cafu ,The Dees' mad shagger. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fifespud Posted October 5, 2015 Share Posted October 5, 2015 Fair enough, He's in Dark Blue, Squad number 2, when vag appears he takes his cue, he adds to his enormous stable while fit or on the treatment table, Everyone in Dundee kens, the rumours that come out of Dens, He's pumped more than Hunt, Best and Jagger, The White Cafu ,The Dees' mad shagger. That's the one! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chomp my root Posted October 5, 2015 Share Posted October 5, 2015 Fair enough, He's in Dark Blue, Squad number 2, when vag appears he takes his cue, he adds to his enormous stable while fit or on the treatment table, Everyone in Dundee kens, the rumours that come out of Dens, He's pumped more than Hunt, Best and Jagger, The White Cafu ,The Dees' mad shagger. Bravo Monsieur, bravo Didn't get a chance to say hello on saturday, hopefully catch you in a couple of weeks brah. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dd23 Posted October 5, 2015 Share Posted October 5, 2015 Bravo Monsieur, bravo Didn't get a chance to say hello on saturday, hopefully catch you in a couple of weeks brah. Hope so. Got off quick on Saturday to watch Scotland arseing it up with the oval ball. I was entertained during the match by the views of some of the gentlemen of more advancing years who sit beside me regarding our new sprinkler system. Quote of the day was "Scottish pitches did braw for years withoot aw this water shite." 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chomp my root Posted October 5, 2015 Share Posted October 5, 2015 Hope so. Got off quick on Saturday to watch Scotland arseing it up with the oval ball. I was entertained during the match by the views of some of the gentlemen of more advancing years who sit beside me regarding our new sprinkler system. Quote of the day was "Scottish pitches did braw for years withoot aw this water shite." They have a point, we still had players falling on their arses and sometimes you could see the spray coming off the ball. I still don't get the need to constantly water the pitch myself. Maybe I'm missing something. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dd23 Posted October 5, 2015 Share Posted October 5, 2015 I'm not versed enough in the art of pitch to know personally, the frustration certainly was coming from the amount of players falling on their arses, but then is that the pitch or the wrong footwear? I have no opinion because I don't know enough about it, but have heard various pros and ex pros agree with G man regarding watering the pitch to give it a "zip." I also remember watching Hamilton studiously watering the right wing of their plastic pitch when we played them down there, which I in my luddite mind found bizarre but is probably due to the same thing. Whatever they did to the pitch on Saturday it wasn't enough to stop KT injuring himself on it. I certainly didn't see anyone else involved. Hope it's not the usual scenario regarding this, given the amount that are already oot. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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