Moo Posted July 30, 2015 Share Posted July 30, 2015 Thommohawk is by far our best midfielder and would walk into any team in this league bar Celtic, Aberdeen and possibly Hearts. Class player who's sadly made of glass. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RawB93 Posted July 30, 2015 Share Posted July 30, 2015 Picture it - you're a policeman coming to the last hour of the hellish nightshift. One last call before clocking out. Reports of a domestic on the other side of Airdrie. The headlights illuminate the empty streets as your meatwagon snakes through the housing schemes. Your sat nav takes you to a grubby Airdrie block of flats. You don't like this part of town. You never have. The graffiti-covered closey door is open. You carefully tread between the broken bottles and syringes, like playing schemey twister. You tip-toe up the concrete steps as quietly as your boots will allow. The walkie-talkie's beeping reverberating around this concrete chamber. Your head turns as you reach the top floor. No.18 reveals itself to your left, the muffled sound of shouting can be heard through the walls. You open the door and find yourself on the landing. A solitary lightbulb swings from the roof, accompanied only by a moth. The floor creaks with each step. The shouting grows louder. You turn the handle on the livingroom door, one step, two steps inside... The shouting stops. BOOF! You are booted in the bollocks by Paul McGowan. That, ladies and gents. Is why he is our best player. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SweeperDee Posted July 30, 2015 Share Posted July 30, 2015 Picture it - you're a policeman coming to the last hour of the hellish nightshift. One last call before clocking out. Reports of a domestic on the other side of Airdrie. The headlights illuminate the empty streets as your meatwagon snakes through the housing schemes. Your sat nav takes you to a grubby Airdrie block of flats. You don't like this part of town. You never have. The graffiti-covered closey door is open. You carefully tread between the broken bottles and syringes, like playing schemey twister. You tip-toe up the concrete steps as quietly as your boots will allow. The walkie-talkie's beeping reverberating around this concrete chamber. Your head turns as you reach the top floor. No.18 reveals itself to your left, the muffled sound of shouting can be heard through the walls. You open the door and find yourself on the landing. A solitary lightbulb swings from the roof, accompanied only by a moth. The floor creaks with each step. The shouting grows louder. You turn the handle on the livingroom door, one step, two steps inside... The shouting stops. BOOF! You are booted in the bollocks by Paul McGowan. That, ladies and gents. Is why he is our best player. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LiamDFC Posted July 30, 2015 Share Posted July 30, 2015 Kevin Thomson has won the league twice, the Scottish Cup once, the League Cup twice and has played in Europe. Paul McGowan has won the League Cup once and battered three polismen.Paul McGowan is the better player. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LiamDFC Posted July 30, 2015 Share Posted July 30, 2015 Picture it - you're a policeman coming to the last hour of the hellish nightshift. One last call before clocking out. Reports of a domestic on the other side of Airdrie. The headlights illuminate the empty streets as your meatwagon snakes through the housing schemes. Your sat nav takes you to a grubby Airdrie block of flats. You don't like this part of town. You never have. The graffiti-covered closey door is open. You carefully tread between the broken bottles and syringes, like playing schemey twister. You tip-toe up the concrete steps as quietly as your boots will allow. The walkie-talkie's beeping reverberating around this concrete chamber. Your head turns as you reach the top floor. No.18 reveals itself to your left, the muffled sound of shouting can be heard through the walls. You open the door and find yourself on the landing. A solitary lightbulb swings from the roof, accompanied only by a moth. The floor creaks with each step. The shouting grows louder. You turn the handle on the livingroom door, one step, two steps inside... The shouting stops. BOOF! You are booted in the bollocks by Paul McGowan. That, ladies and gents. Is why he is our best player. F**k sake, you just beat me to it. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dundeebarry Posted July 30, 2015 Share Posted July 30, 2015 That, ladies and gents. Is why he is our best player. Spot on. Paul McGowan is the kind of guy who ignores playing the missions in Grand Theft Auto in favour of running up a 5 star wanted level and seeing how many pigs he can kill in a death-or-glory rampage. He's spent the summer sitting cross-legged in front of the telly, in his Dundee strip, gripping the control pad like it's a copper's throat and yodeling to himself as he explodes things on the screen before him. Boys like Gowser don't need pre-season training, he is good to go at all times. I'd be delighted to see him capped for Scotland. Whilst wearing his tag. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stephen Malkmus Posted July 30, 2015 Share Posted July 30, 2015 Thommohawk is by far our best midfielder and would walk into any team in this league bar Celtic, Aberdeen and possibly Hearts. Class player who's sadly made of glass. And Inverness Caledonian Thistle. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dee Till A Die Posted July 31, 2015 Share Posted July 31, 2015 Spot on. Paul McGowan is the kind of guy who ignores playing the missions in Grand Theft Auto in favour of running up a 5 star wanted level and seeing how many pigs he can kill in a death-or-glory rampage. He's spent the summer sitting cross-legged in front of the telly, in his Dundee strip, gripping the control pad like it's a copper's throat and yodeling to himself as he explodes things on the screen before him. Boys like Gowser don't need pre-season training, he is good to go at all times. I'd be delighted to see him capped for Scotland. Whilst wearing his tag. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SweeperDee Posted July 31, 2015 Share Posted July 31, 2015 (edited) Scott Bain is in this FourFourTwo football season preview. Edited July 31, 2015 by DonnieDarko 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RawB93 Posted July 31, 2015 Share Posted July 31, 2015 What an absolute peado. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wa5373 Posted July 31, 2015 Share Posted July 31, 2015 spent a lot on upgrading your stadium 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RawB93 Posted July 31, 2015 Share Posted July 31, 2015 Both threads? Really? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SweeperDee Posted July 31, 2015 Share Posted July 31, 2015 Both threads? Really? He's a walloper. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Deefiant Posted July 31, 2015 Share Posted July 31, 2015 I've bought a 70's retro top for this cos I always feel like I should show my colours but hate scarfs and replica tops. A navy red and white Fred Perry was the order of the day in recent seasons but it ... Erm.... Must've shrunk in the wash or something so I needed a new match day top. I fucking love this bad boy although buyer beware I had to go up from my usual size - must be small made.... 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Deeboy Posted July 31, 2015 Share Posted July 31, 2015 The tops you always have to go a size up now. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
stevendfc4 Posted July 31, 2015 Share Posted July 31, 2015 Kevin Thomson has won the league twice, the Scottish Cup once, the League Cup twice and has played in Europe. Paul McGowan has won the League Cup once and battered three polismen. Paul McGowan is the better player. F#cking excellent quote 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
eckthearab Posted August 1, 2015 Share Posted August 1, 2015 Dundee are pish. Total and utter pish, not just normal pish. Boyd will score today and you'll be joint bottom of the league. You may just avoid bottom spot thanks to Ross county being at parkhead, but you'll still be joint bottom. Just the place you deserve to be you bunch of utter muppets. Can't see how you could rate mcpake, McGowan or any of your lot. Another season of bowing to the mighty tangerines. Yes we may not have a great season but its bound to be infinitely better than yours. Roll on the derbies for more beatings of your sh1t team. Won't be long till your in admin again as another owner gets bored and fecks off. I give you another 10 years of miserable existence before you disappear for ever. That will prob be about the same time McGowan gets out of jail for granny beating. Cos that's about his level isn't it? Have a shit season fun boys and girls. Remember we'll always be watching and laughing at your inane attempts to pretend to be something worthwhile ;-) 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Master Posted August 1, 2015 Share Posted August 1, 2015 Dundee are pish. Total and utter pish, not just normal pish. Boyd will score today and you'll be joint bottom of the league. You may just avoid bottom spot thanks to Ross county being at parkhead, but you'll still be joint bottom. Just the place you deserve to be you bunch of utter muppets. Can't see how you could rate mcpake, McGowan or any of your lot. Another season of bowing to the mighty tangerines. Yes we may not have a great season but its bound to be infinitely better than yours. Roll on the derbies for more beatings of your sh1t team. Won't be long till your in admin again as another owner gets bored and fecks off. I give you another 10 years of miserable existence before you disappear for ever. That will prob be about the same time McGowan gets out of jail for granny beating. Cos that's about his level isn't it? Have a shit season fun boys and girls. Remember we'll always be watching and laughing at your inane attempts to pretend to be something worthwhile ;-) ^^^ Scrambling for verge of heads gone. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Deefiant Posted August 1, 2015 Share Posted August 1, 2015 Dundee are pish. Total and utter pish, not just normal pish. Boyd will score today and you'll be joint bottom of the league. You may just avoid bottom spot thanks to Ross county being at parkhead, but you'll still be joint bottom. Just the place you deserve to be you bunch of utter muppets. Can't see how you could rate mcpake, McGowan or any of your lot. Another season of bowing to the mighty tangerines. Yes we may not have a great season but its bound to be infinitely better than yours. Roll on the derbies for more beatings of your sh1t team. Won't be long till your in admin again as another owner gets bored and fecks off. I give you another 10 years of miserable existence before you disappear for ever. That will prob be about the same time McGowan gets out of jail for granny beating. Cos that's about his level isn't it? Have a shit season fun boys and girls. Remember we'll always be watching and laughing at your inane attempts to pretend to be something worthwhile ;-) 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Deeboy Posted August 1, 2015 Share Posted August 1, 2015 Eck is clearly an alcoholic who's girlfriend left him for a Derry lad. I'm sure he'll get over it one day. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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