Fifespud Posted April 10, 2021 Share Posted April 10, 2021 I would like to see some United-FC matches as the banter between United and FC fans (which doesn't happen nearly enough on the board) is always pretty good. Although the banter on the last 5 pages of this thread would give any other club's infighting a run for its money. Relax, lads, you're on a league points streak.Very true. I find it a wee bit upsetting but they are all so clueless [emoji6] Anyway game day. I’m fucking loving this 2 games a wee malarkey, and all the video feeds. I’ve watched a higher % Dundee action this season since I stopped going home and away 25 years ago. Favourite players atm are Max Anderson - what a find and will only get better. A box to box midfielder, tackles, can pass, great engine and attitude and scores goals. Bryan Robsonesque. And the wee no necked c**t - creates excitement virtually every time he gets the ball. Love the wee guy. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
K.T Posted April 10, 2021 Share Posted April 10, 2021 I have been told that there is a chinese takeaway in Kirriemuir that is fantastic. Especially if you're vegan. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SweeperDee Posted April 10, 2021 Share Posted April 10, 2021 I haven’t had a decent Chinese for a long time. Last good one was from Tongs in Monifeith. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AmericanFan Posted April 10, 2021 Share Posted April 10, 2021 11 minutes ago, Fifespud said: Very true. I find it a wee bit upsetting but they are all so clueless Anyway game day. I’m fucking loving this 2 games a wee malarkey, and all the video feeds. I’ve watched a higher % Dundee action this season since I stopped going home and away 25 years ago. Favourite players atm are Max Anderson - what a find and will only get better. A box to box midfielder, tackles, can pass, great engine and attitude and scores goals. Bryan Robsonesque. And the wee no necked c**t - creates excitement virtually every time he gets the ball. Love the wee guy. So in Scotland you can call someone a c**t and still like them? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LongTimeLurker Posted April 10, 2021 Share Posted April 10, 2021 6 minutes ago, AmericanFan said: So in Scotland you can call someone a c**t and still like them? Linguistic differences like that was something I was warned to be very careful about by relatives on moving to Canada for work. Canadians find that very hard to believe as well. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AmericanFan Posted April 10, 2021 Share Posted April 10, 2021 6 minutes ago, LongTimeLurker said: Linguistic differences like that was something I was warned to be very careful about by relatives on moving to Canada for work. Canadians find that very hard to believe as well. Yeah, if I called someone a c**t here it would likely lead to a fight. It's especially harsh towards a woman. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Girth Posted April 10, 2021 Share Posted April 10, 2021 17 minutes ago, AmericanFan said: Yeah, if I called someone a c**t here it would likely lead to a fight. It's especially harsh towards a woman. I call people James Blunts all the time. It’s a sign of love and affection. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Derry Alli Posted April 10, 2021 Share Posted April 10, 2021 47 minutes ago, AmericanFan said: Yeah, if I called someone a c**t here it would likely lead to a fight. It's especially harsh towards a woman. "Get yer c**t oot, yi c**t" is a primal mating call here in Dundee. Women get weak at it. 5 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fifespud Posted April 10, 2021 Share Posted April 10, 2021 "Get yer c**t oot, yi c**t" is a primal mating call here in Dundee. Women get weak at it. Splurted my coffee all over the work top! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
johnnydun Posted April 10, 2021 Share Posted April 10, 2021 2 minutes ago, Fifespud said: Splurted my coffee all over the work top! Daft c**t! 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Derry Alli Posted April 10, 2021 Share Posted April 10, 2021 6 minutes ago, Fifespud said: Splurted my coffee all over the work top! Get that cleaned up yi clatty c**t! 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
johnnydun Posted April 10, 2021 Share Posted April 10, 2021 2 hours ago, AmericanFan said: So in Scotland you can call someone a c**t and still like them? Yeah, you basically get 'Good c***s' and 'Utter c***s', if you are an utter c**t or do something a bit cunty, then this is frowned upon by all. If you use the term c**t along with a positive praising word, it can be seen as quite endearing. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Robin.Hood Posted April 10, 2021 Share Posted April 10, 2021 5 minutes ago, johnnydun said: Yeah, you basically get 'Good c***s' and 'Utter c***s', if you are an utter c**t or do something a bit cunty, then this is frowned upon by all. If you use the term c**t along with a positive praising word, it can be seen as quite endearing. Johnny kicks ball over the fence... utter c**t. Johnny scores a worldie against my team.. c**t Johnny team gets beat... gd c**t 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
johnnydun Posted April 10, 2021 Share Posted April 10, 2021 3 minutes ago, Robin.Hood said: Johnny kicks ball over the fence... utter c**t. Johnny scores a worldie against my team.. c**t Johnny team gets beat... gd c**t What kind of c**t is McGowan? 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ludo*1 Posted April 10, 2021 Share Posted April 10, 2021 2 hours ago, Fifespud said: You have an encyclopaedic knowledge of Chinese Takeaways Ludo! Are you calling me a fat c**t? 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dee Bliss Posted April 10, 2021 Share Posted April 10, 2021 (edited) 12 hours ago, AmericanFan said: So in Scotland you can call someone a c**t and still like them? Oh yeah. Everyone’s a c**t in Scotland it just matters which type of the 4 types of c***s you fall into. Good c**t, bad c**t, daft c**t or Arab c**t (Yenited fan). You my friend are a good c**t! Edited April 10, 2021 by Yenitit 6 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boo Khaki Posted April 10, 2021 Share Posted April 10, 2021 (edited) Debateable, he's a Chiefs fan. [/majorsafetywink] Edited April 10, 2021 by Boo Khaki 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Derry Alli Posted April 10, 2021 Share Posted April 10, 2021 Next week : Cunto. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ludo*1 Posted April 10, 2021 Share Posted April 10, 2021 Last night: Chinese takeaways and arguing over Paul McGowan. Today: Adopting an American and discussing the various uses of c**t. Truly the best place on the internet this thread. 5 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RossBFaeDundee Posted April 10, 2021 Share Posted April 10, 2021 31 minutes ago, Yenitit said: Oh yeah. Everyone’s a c**t in Scotland it just matters which type of the 4 types of c***s you fall into. Good c**t, bad c**t, daft c**t or Arab c**t. You my friend are a good c**t! I wince at the thought of any American seeing "Arab c**t" without any context tbh. Most would need an explanation, but one or two would offer you a high-five. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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