Dee Bliss Posted September 19, 2020 Share Posted September 19, 2020 19 minutes ago, Mr. Alli said: Jeremy Malherbe, anyone? Was he the keeper that never played a single minute for us? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ludo*1 Posted September 19, 2020 Share Posted September 19, 2020 21 minutes ago, Ludo*1 said: Dundee squad full: Dominic Cervi - American goalkeeper. Most famous for being the b*****d that saved one of Matt Lockwood's penalties and forever denting his confidence. Retired after a stint at Morton. Clayton Ince - Not only did we have Trinidad & Tobago's number 1 (Keeping Shaka Hislop out the goal FFS) in Kelvin Jack, but we had signed their number 3 some years previously on loan. Never made an appearance. Jeremy Malherbe - Signed as back-up by Neil McCann. Has a massive fan club in Serbia. Colin Marshall - Regularly used to be called our worst ever player and he'd certainly be a candidate as he featured for us in our worst ever performing season. Popped up for Cowdenbeath about 6 year ago and then went off the radar again. Keith Shevlin - A striker that apparently scored 8 goals for us in 28 appearances according to Wiki. I doubt this is true. Can't remember him playing at all for us. Jon Boggan - Vaguely remember him being like his name suggests. 1 or 2 appearance wonder, never to be seen again. Craig Sives - Arrived on loan from Hearts. Heralded as the next big thing, got injured and don't think I ever watched him pull on a Dundee shirt. Eddie Mearns - Terrible, terrible footballer. Signed by Alex Rae who probably thought he was his son. Played 4 games and punted as soon as Jocky Scott came in. Darren Williams - A Sunderland 'legend'. Him along with Patrick Noubissie formed one of the worst central midfields we've ever had. Ryan O'Leary - Possibly most 'famous' for his spat and alleging that Jimmy Calderwood was a bully. Arrived on loan and was alright for us tbf. Most recently starring in a Netflix original series called '21 Thunder' and goes by the name Ryan Pierce. Charlie Grant - Hailed as one of Celtic's most promising youth products but had been hampered by injuries. Looked nowhere near being good enough for us before he succumbed to injuries and duly retired in his early 20s. David Morgan - Last roll of the dice by Barry Smith. Signed on loan from Nottingham Forest - played once, in Bomber's first game which was a mauling from Celtic and then never seen again. Plies his trade for Southport now. Rhys Healey - Very promising striker signed on loan from Cardiff. Case of what could have been as he got injured whilst scoring a goal and went back to Cardiff. Smashed it at MK Dons last season before Toulouse signed him a couple of weeks ago much to the rage of MK Dons fans. How many of these do you remember then lads? 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dee Bliss Posted September 19, 2020 Share Posted September 19, 2020 (edited) Only Shevlin I don’t remember at all and never thought Ince was at us. Think I’d walk past everyone of them in the street and not recognise them Rhys Healey’s just got a really good move in the last few weeks. Think it’s maybe to a pretty good club in France. Edited September 19, 2020 by Yenitit 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Derry Alli Posted September 19, 2020 Share Posted September 19, 2020 40 minutes ago, Web said: Did he even make an appearance? Not yet.. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Web Posted September 19, 2020 Share Posted September 19, 2020 1 hour ago, Ludo*1 said: How many of these do you remember then lads? Most of them are forgotten for a reason, except perhaps Healey. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Meeniedee Posted September 19, 2020 Share Posted September 19, 2020 boggan was he no mates with slippy g. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ludo*1 Posted September 19, 2020 Share Posted September 19, 2020 1 hour ago, Mr. Alli said: Not yet.. McPake will know him from his previous wee stint. 6'5 - Always prefer a giant keeper. Take it you've heard he's coming back? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ludo*1 Posted September 19, 2020 Share Posted September 19, 2020 Translated an interview with Malherbe on his Twitter page. Calls Elliot Parish utter shite, basically. Only word that's cut off is the last one which is, 'understand'. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RossBFaeDundee Posted September 19, 2020 Share Posted September 19, 2020 (edited) Just thought I'd look at his twitter and... what the f**k is this? Proper butt-tweet, it looks like. Edited September 19, 2020 by RossBFaeDundee 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Derry Alli Posted September 19, 2020 Share Posted September 19, 2020 mrdrr. Viva La Sebu! 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Master Posted September 19, 2020 Share Posted September 19, 2020 It might be the result of a poor translation, but calling a player “not very efficient” is an outstanding euphemism. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RossBFaeDundee Posted September 20, 2020 Share Posted September 20, 2020 Listening to Friday's PLZ show with Charlie, said that the day before he'd got a message from Fabian Caballero, and Charlie was a bit awestruck. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RandomGuy. Posted September 20, 2020 Share Posted September 20, 2020 7 hours ago, The Master said: It might be the result of a poor translation, but calling a player “not very efficient” is an outstanding euphemism. He's not wrong tbf. Parish must be one of the worst in the country for "saves per shot faced". Soft as shite. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Crawford Posted September 20, 2020 Share Posted September 20, 2020 9 hours ago, Ludo*1 said: Translated an interview with Malherbe on his Twitter page. Calls Elliot Parish utter shite, basically. Only word that's cut off is the last one which is, 'understand'. If Parish was not very efficient, I wonder what he would have said about Jack. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Derry Alli Posted September 20, 2020 Share Posted September 20, 2020 38 minutes ago, RandomGuy. said: He's not wrong tbf. Parish must be one of the worst in the country for "saves per shot faced". Soft as shite. Can't say you weren't well warned tbf. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fifespud Posted September 20, 2020 Share Posted September 20, 2020 Soft as shite.There’s not many are as hard as you though ‘ToughGuy’. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RandomGuy. Posted September 20, 2020 Share Posted September 20, 2020 15 minutes ago, Mr. Alli said: Can't say you weren't well warned tbf. He's really weird, not sure if it was the same for you lot. Actually looks alright, makes some saves, and then inevitably concedes. Always looks like there's nothing he couldve done to stop the goal going in, yet it happens in literally every game. He's either the unluckiest keeper on the planet, or he's nailed the "fake dive" routine as he knows he's not agile enough. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dee Man Posted September 20, 2020 Share Posted September 20, 2020 Regarding stats, whoever passed the ball to Maradona before he skinned almost the entire England team and then slotted it past Shilton, would be credited with an assist. Stats are shite IMO. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Derry Alli Posted September 20, 2020 Share Posted September 20, 2020 33 minutes ago, RandomGuy. said: He's really weird His name is Elliot Parish. Since that day forward he was destined to be a strange guy. Never rated him at Dens but he got a strange amount of plaudits due to who he was replacing (despite not being half as good). Distribution was terrible, hugged his line and always looked suspect/nervous. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dee Bliss Posted September 20, 2020 Share Posted September 20, 2020 41 minutes ago, RandomGuy. said: He's really weird, not sure if it was the same for you lot. Actually looks alright, makes some saves, and then inevitably concedes. Always looks like there's nothing he couldve done to stop the goal going in, yet it happens in literally every game. He's either the unluckiest keeper on the planet, or he's nailed the "fake dive" routine as he knows he's not agile enough. Anything low and to either side of him and he’s not saving it. Good enough with crosses, shots directly at him and the ball at his feet 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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