Chateau Lafite Posted August 8, 2019 Share Posted August 8, 2019 I'm plodding away today, working from home in Perth. The plumber calls to fix a toilet that isn't flushing. He spots the club gear, hanging up ready for Saturday. Plumber: "You're a Dundee supporter?" Me: "Yes." Plumber: "You've just signed Kane Hemmings." Me: "Yes, I saw that. I thought he'd sign for Saints." Plumber [pulls face]: "Saints can't sign anyone." Me: [silence - I'm relying on him to fix my lavvy. He's doing something through there. I'm sure I can trust him. At least I didn't mention Tommy Wright or Steve Brown.]Rumps I hope he hasn’t connected the jobby pipe to the shower feed or it’ll be like bad revenge. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rambling syd rumpo Posted August 8, 2019 Share Posted August 8, 2019 2 minutes ago, Chateau Lafite said: Rumps I hope he hasn’t connected the jobby pipe to the shower feed or it’ll be like bad revenge. Tense times. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Poet of the Macabre Posted August 8, 2019 Share Posted August 8, 2019 6 minutes ago, Ludo*1 said: I'm willing Speroni into signing as we speak. This forum would melt off the internet if that happened, so hopefully not. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
onecowden Posted August 8, 2019 Share Posted August 8, 2019 Personally happy to see Hemmings back in Scottish football. He is too quick for defenders and will score lots of goals up here. Great signing. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Thomohawk Posted August 8, 2019 Share Posted August 8, 2019 49 hours until Kane restarts his glorious Dundee career. Looking forward to a season of binocular celebrations, especially against the jobby sleeves. The only things that could make today any better are: - Speroni signing - Tommy Wright being sacked - Large swathes of the Sticklebrick being condemned due to a lack of structural integrity What a day to be a Dee. Roll on Saturday. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ludo*1 Posted August 8, 2019 Share Posted August 8, 2019 Tommy Young confirmed that Speroni was at Dens. But said he was 'just visiting'. A man that doesn't have an agent, wants to play on, doesn't have a club, just visiting his old team? I'm refusing to let the dream die. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
stu2910 Posted August 8, 2019 Share Posted August 8, 2019 Doesn’t happen often that fans of other clubs can only hold their hands up and acknowledge a great signing.Reckon Hemmings, Nelson and Johnson is the best set of strikers we’ve had in a long time, even compared to top flight years. If we can get the midfield to spot a pass and tell Hamilton he’s Buffon it will be an exciting season. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MarbellaDEE Posted August 8, 2019 Share Posted August 8, 2019 I am the proud owner of a massive erection. Thank you. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Aufc Posted August 8, 2019 Share Posted August 8, 2019 Surely dundee 21/20 against ayr tomorrow is the bet of the weekend? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
eindhovendee Posted August 8, 2019 Share Posted August 8, 2019 49 hours until Kane restarts his glorious Dundee career. Looking forward to a season of binocular celebrations, especially against the jobby sleeves. The only things that could make today any better are: - Speroni signing - Tommy Wright being sacked - Large swathes of the Sticklebrick being condemned due to a lack of structural integrity What a day to be a Dee. Roll on Saturday. First time in a couple of years I feel really positive about being a Dee.Is Stevie May any good as a goalkeeper? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rambling syd rumpo Posted August 8, 2019 Share Posted August 8, 2019 4 minutes ago, Aufc said: Surely dundee 21/20 against ayr tomorrow is the bet of the weekend? If I were a betting man I'd quote you 10/1 against Dundee beating Ayr tomorrow, and that's being mean. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
srw Posted August 8, 2019 Share Posted August 8, 2019 That is a very good price, but we don’t win league games at home. Until now... 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Moo Posted August 8, 2019 Share Posted August 8, 2019 I should of put the bet on with Curran scoring very few goals. :-(.Easy money for whomever did itI’ve still got faith. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rambling syd rumpo Posted August 8, 2019 Share Posted August 8, 2019 1 hour ago, Chateau Lafite said: Rumps I hope he hasn’t connected the jobby pipe to the shower feed or it’ll be like bad revenge. I'm feeling more relaxed now he's sounded off about Saints' signing attempts. It doesn't seem to be Dundee's fault. Steve Brown should be glad it's not his toilet. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
eindhovendee Posted August 8, 2019 Share Posted August 8, 2019 18 minutes ago, rambling syd rumpo said: I'm feeling more relaxed now he's sounded off about Saints' signing attempts. It doesn't seem to be Dundee's fault. Steve Brown should be glad it's not his toilet. Probably still best to get Mrs. Rumple to test it first. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rambling syd rumpo Posted August 8, 2019 Share Posted August 8, 2019 7 minutes ago, eindhovendee said: Probably still best to get Mrs. Rumple to test it first. Ladies first. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
daftydee Posted August 8, 2019 Share Posted August 8, 2019 What a fcking signing. Get in Dundee, absolutely brilliant. Hemmings, Nelson, Johnson, hell even add in Curran, that’s some attack for this level. Goalie now, and title please. Can May play in goals 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
daftydee Posted August 8, 2019 Share Posted August 8, 2019 Pity that Greg Stewart has gone to Govan.....Greg Stewart on loan in January [emoji57] 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Benjamin_Nevis Posted August 8, 2019 Share Posted August 8, 2019 NDD's post on this is going to be fucking glorious [emoji23] 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bigmouth Strikes Again Posted August 8, 2019 Share Posted August 8, 2019 1 hour ago, Day of the Lords said: NDD's post on this is going to be fucking glorious Yeah, looking forward to that one. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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