Mkregan Posted January 7, 2017 Share Posted January 7, 2017 Don't let the Tangerine wet wipes try and say that they're taking this Championship tenure well folks. Detective NDD has sniffed out a few meltdowns tonight on facebook. It brings a tear of joy in my eye, and a smile as wide as the Sahara to my face. Some would even call them headsgone moments and for that reason i've wrote a one off headsgone (for those who remember then they fucking ken). Pre Match: Mikklesen hatrick and Lennon to greet into his rice crispies the mawra morning Come on u shed boys let's show them what we can do shed rule'I've come 8 time zones to see this. Come on the shed... The mugs were full of optimism pre-match. MacKinnon couldn't do wrong - he could steal their furniture and the c***s would thank him for creating space. Heads intact and hopeful of three points, the DABs travelled to Edinburgh in numbers. 95% woman and children, 3% Granny Danger and 2% wet wipe 'Ultras' that make Brogans crew look fearsome covered the away end. Stewards removed knitting needles and solid sooking sweaties en masse to prevent them being used as weapons. Post Match:'No - we are fcuk'd It's not about Lennon or Hibs -we are just not good enough, Technically, Physically, Emotionally or Mentally. I'm so pissed off. Please do not respond as I won't be in a position to answer as I'm on the phone to the Samaritans''Awful people pay their hard earned money too go watch their team and get this in return one shot on target no desire no fight f**k all, toshney made Boyle look like bale, Dixon should just f**k off out the club, floods passing was abysmal, telfer and Fraser didn't even look interested, if it wasn't for edge could've easily been 6, need at least 5 players in, get your fucking wallet out thompson! Embarrassment''Fucking embarrassment. Worse than school boy defending and if it wasn't for the Edge it would have been worse. The fans didn't deserve that shite. I see McKinnon ran straight down the tunnel without even applauding the support. Not on''Been better signing Phil Mickelsen the golfer.' A quick comedown for the delusional wanks. Heads shattered all over the place as the Hibees slotted three without reply. To the United fan who travelled 8 time zones to see the match... GIRFUY. As a side note: Where's Lorraine Kelly's shite about the Arabs lately? Quiet as a rat pissing on cotton from her end lately. Hopefully she keeps it that way, cause i'm fucking loving that aswell. Thank you. I enjoyed reading this. Thank you. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
K.T Posted January 7, 2017 Share Posted January 7, 2017 Superb NDD! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jagfox Posted January 7, 2017 Share Posted January 7, 2017 Beautiful words. Thank you. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LiamDFC Posted January 7, 2017 Share Posted January 7, 2017 Thank you, NDD. A much welcomed return. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bigmouth Strikes Again Posted January 7, 2017 Share Posted January 7, 2017 Very nice. Thank you very much. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RossDee01 Posted January 7, 2017 Share Posted January 7, 2017 Fantastic reading, well done. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RossDee01 Posted January 7, 2017 Share Posted January 7, 2017 I'm pretty sure that a few of them were in here a few weeks ago during their "Arsenal-esque" invincible run saying that nobody in the Dundee team would get in their team.Lol. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chateau Lafite Posted January 7, 2017 Share Posted January 7, 2017 1 hour ago, RossDee01 said: I'm pretty sure that a few of them were in here a few weeks ago during their "Arsenal-esque" invincible run saying that nobody in the Dundee team would get in their team. Lol. if any of our team want to play in their team they can get right to f**k! And quickly, no Tadgerines at Dens. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jagfox Posted January 7, 2017 Share Posted January 7, 2017 DABs back in for training this morning after their unfortunate* defeat in Leith last night. * Spoiler Not unfortunate. Well pumped. Thank you. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Master Posted January 7, 2017 Share Posted January 7, 2017 While last night was utterly hilarious, I do also like the underlying continuous hilarity. One such source of this is the whole "shed" patter. "Shed boys", "Shed rule" and so on. Would this be the same Shed that is actually the away stand at the dump? Minter of a club with equally mintertastic fans. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Benjamin_Nevis Posted January 7, 2017 Share Posted January 7, 2017 I'm pretty sure that a few of them were in here a few weeks ago during their "Arsenal-esque" invincible run saying that nobody in the Dundee team would get in their team.Lol. It's a fair comment tbh. None of our squad would want to take such a step down, thereby making it almost impossible for one of our players to get into that side. Should probably also point out that they are absolutely fucking shite. And that we relegated them. [emoji38] 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dee Bliss Posted January 7, 2017 Share Posted January 7, 2017 11 minutes ago, jupe1407 said: It's a fair comment tbh. None of our squad would want to take such a step down, thereby making it almost impossible for one of our players to get into that side. Should probably also point out that they are absolutely fucking shite. And that we relegated them. It's fantastic to know that it was us that put the filth in such a sh!te situation which has resulted in them fielding such a sh!te side. They had a better side under Mixu than they do now. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jagfox Posted January 7, 2017 Share Posted January 7, 2017 1 hour ago, The Master said: While last night was utterly hilarious, I do also like the underlying continuous hilarity. One such source of this is the whole "shed" patter. "Shed boys", "Shed rule" and so on. Would this be the same Shed that is actually the away stand at the dump? Minter of a club with equally mintertastic fans. Are they called shed boys because they play next to an allotment? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shadow Play Posted January 7, 2017 Share Posted January 7, 2017 Tom Duthie in today's Tele praising the large support United took to Easter Road. That would be the same support that abandoned their team in their hour of need. Monday 2nd May 2016, United fighting for their Premiership survival, the match is taking place 100 yards from Tannadice, and they can't even sell out the Shankly! To add to that they decide that was the best night to display the "from European nights to relegation fights" banners. Easy to support your team when your winning most games, albeit against low league opposition. If Duthie or any United fan that bangs on about United having a better / bigger support wants to know what it is to have a support worthy of praise they should look no further than the Deefiant season! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Moo Posted January 7, 2017 Share Posted January 7, 2017 The funny thing is the 'Thompson Out' campaign has stopped since they've put a string of results together. I wonder when they fail to beat some tinpot diddy club like Morton in the playoffs, the 'Thompson Out' campaign will start again? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bobbycoxblue Posted January 7, 2017 Share Posted January 7, 2017 My particular favourite 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Blue_e'hm_A_Dee Posted January 7, 2017 Share Posted January 7, 2017 (edited) 14 hours ago, Dundee-FC92 said: Don't let the Tangerine wet wipes try and say that they're taking this Championship tenure well folks. Detective NDD has sniffed out a few meltdowns tonight on facebook. It brings a tear of joy in my eye, and a smile as wide as the Sahara to my face. Some would even call them headsgone moments and for that reason i've wrote a one off headsgone (for those who remember then they fucking ken). Pre Match: Mikklesen hatrick and Lennon to greet into his rice crispies the mawra morning Come on u shed boys let's show them what we can do shed rule 'I've come 8 time zones to see this. Come on the shed... The mugs were full of optimism pre-match. MacKinnon couldn't do wrong - he could steal their furniture and the c***s would thank him for creating space. Heads intact and hopeful of three points, the DABs travelled to Edinburgh in numbers. 95% woman and children, 3% Granny Danger and 2% wet wipe 'Ultras' that make Brogans crew look fearsome covered the away end. Stewards removed knitting needles and solid sooking sweaties en masse to prevent them being used as weapons. Post Match: 'No - we are fcuk'd It's not about Lennon or Hibs -we are just not good enough, Technically, Physically, Emotionally or Mentally. I'm so pissed off. Please do not respond as I won't be in a position to answer as I'm on the phone to the Samaritans' 'Awful people pay their hard earned money too go watch their team and get this in return one shot on target no desire no fight f**k all, toshney made Boyle look like bale, Dixon should just f**k off out the club, floods passing was abysmal, telfer and Fraser didn't even look interested, if it wasn't for edge could've easily been 6, need at least 5 players in, get your fucking wallet out thompson! Embarrassment' 'Fucking embarrassment. Worse than school boy defending and if it wasn't for the Edge it would have been worse. The fans didn't deserve that shite. I see McKinnon ran straight down the tunnel without even applauding the support. Not on' 'Been better signing Phil Mickelsen the golfer.' A quick comedown for the delusional wanks. Heads shattered all over the place as the Hibees slotted three without reply. To the United fan who travelled 8 time zones to see the match... GIRFUY. As a side note: Where's Lorraine Kelly's shite about the Arabs lately? Quiet as a rat pissing on cotton from her end lately. Hopefully she keeps it that way, cause i'm fucking loving that aswell. Thank you. An incredible read Thank you. Edited January 7, 2017 by Blue_e'hm_A_Dee 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
D TOTAL Posted January 7, 2017 Share Posted January 7, 2017 Quigly with an assist already in his Stirling career 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bigmouth Strikes Again Posted January 7, 2017 Share Posted January 7, 2017 3 hours ago, Moo said: 'Thompson Out' campaign will start again? Probably. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bigmouth Strikes Again Posted January 7, 2017 Share Posted January 7, 2017 6 minutes ago, G_Man1985 said: Get all this United news/chat to f**k please. I can't be the only one not giving two fucks how they get on. Al i need know is there a league below us and that we relegated them. We will meet again, don't know where, don't know when. I enjoy revelling in their misery. Thank you. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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