Jacksgranda Posted August 27, 2014 Share Posted August 27, 2014 Do bulls bite too? No, they gore. Horses bite, however. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Moonster Posted August 27, 2014 Share Posted August 27, 2014 A swan. One flap of their wing to the head = instant death. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr Sugden Posted August 27, 2014 Share Posted August 27, 2014 I went to school with a girl that got eaten by an alligator when the train they were on fell of a bridge into a swamp! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
19QOS19 Posted August 27, 2014 Share Posted August 27, 2014 A pig-elephant. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Miguel Sanchez Posted August 27, 2014 Share Posted August 27, 2014 Elephant, preferably with some sort of skull stepping on to make it quick and unfeeling. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Granny Danger Posted August 27, 2014 Share Posted August 27, 2014 Yer Maw. At Ruel Street. Message to the OP: consider yourself privileged, I don't usually respond to aliases that sign up new accounts and post shite. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Richie95 Posted August 27, 2014 Share Posted August 27, 2014 A liger. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Murray Mints Posted August 27, 2014 Author Share Posted August 27, 2014 Yer Maw. At Ruel Street. Message to the OP: consider yourself privileged, I don't usually respond to aliases that sign up new accounts and post shite. I am privileged mate, I'm from Perthshire. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sergeant Wilson Posted August 27, 2014 Share Posted August 27, 2014 No, they gore. Horses bite, however. You're telling me! I had the biggest love bite ever, when a cuddy grabbed my shoulder when I was trying to feed it in the park in front of my house. The fucker nearly sucked me to death Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chicken Wing Posted August 27, 2014 Share Posted August 27, 2014 The fabled Saline Hill Puma! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr Prez Posted August 27, 2014 Share Posted August 27, 2014 Slow worm Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Newbornbairn Posted August 27, 2014 Share Posted August 27, 2014 The Beast o Balgay Hill. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Casual Bystander Posted August 28, 2014 Share Posted August 28, 2014 I fail to see the ManBearPig option, as they would really do you damage. I'm super cereal. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
banana Posted August 28, 2014 Share Posted August 28, 2014 This reminds me, I had a dream last night with an alligator in it. Was more of a pet, old pal, though. So yeah, alligator. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tamthebam Posted August 28, 2014 Share Posted August 28, 2014 2009: Taylor Mitchell, a Canadian folk singer, was attacked and killed by three coyotes, the only recorded adult person to have been killed by this species 2013: An unnamed Belarusian fisherman, 60, was killed by a beaver while attempting to grab the animal to have his picture taken with it. The beaver bit the man, severing a large artery in his leg.[97][98][99] 2013: João Maria de Souza, 45, of Caratinga, Brazil, was killed while asleep, by a cow that fell through the roof of his house onto his bed.[100] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Murray Mints Posted August 28, 2014 Author Share Posted August 28, 2014 I fear death by Keithgy tbh. That bloody banhammer seems to be wheeled out without reason! I reckon I'm the only member who's never had a single warning in 6 years yet banned without a single reason. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MangoBroccoli Posted August 29, 2014 Share Posted August 29, 2014 I fear death by Keithgy tbh. That bloody banhammer seems to be wheeled out without reason! I reckon I'm the only member who's never had a single warning in 6 years yet banned without a single reason. ^^^Death by drowning. In tears. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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