chomp my root Posted August 25, 2014 Share Posted August 25, 2014 Dig up your mothers corpse and feed it through a wood chipper before nominating one of your Facebook 'friends' to do the same. Find his Mum, seduce her and sodomise her. what a beautiful human being you are! That's where you drew the line Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cracowjambo Posted August 25, 2014 Share Posted August 25, 2014 Find his Mum, seduce her and sodomise her. What if she's alive? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ludo*1 Posted August 25, 2014 Share Posted August 25, 2014 I had about 16 grans that died when I needed a day off school back in the day. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chomp my root Posted August 25, 2014 Share Posted August 25, 2014 Your Grandad was a champion plunger. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bhoy who invented weetabix Posted August 25, 2014 Share Posted August 25, 2014 I reckon he's killed his mum and set up a bogus facebook page to post from to cover his tracks Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Enigma Posted August 26, 2014 Share Posted August 26, 2014 I suggest a vague FB status along the lines of "Hate folk who are liars, you know who you are." That'll learn him. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SodjesSixteenIncher Posted August 26, 2014 Share Posted August 26, 2014 If you're going to confront it, do it in a public space. It sounds highly probable that he'd kill you otherwise. ImageUploadedByPie & Bovril1409012062.094149.jpgThis years award goes to Scotty Tunbridge, for first class service in the field of 'making an absolute arse of it' and taking stupidity to a whole new level.For those requiring justification for Scotty receiving such a prestigious award - during the World Cup, Scotty tried to troll and play the big man because he didn't like a thread I started for folk to have a bit of silly fun and post real or made-up World Cup 'facts' on here. He then got ripped to shreds so sent me a poorly spelt PM saying 'fvck you' then stupidly denied he had sent said PM even after I posted the screenshot of it ETA: Also posted the response "come at me bro" on said 'facts' thread! Def Magee. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Swarley Posted August 26, 2014 Share Posted August 26, 2014 Nominate her for the Ice Bucket Challenge Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JamieStevenson Posted August 26, 2014 Share Posted August 26, 2014 Your acquaintance seems like a bit of a fucking freak. I can sort of understand maybe telling a wee porky to get a day off work or something like that. But this guy is telling friends and acquaintances that his mum has died.... What would be the idea behind telling folk that? Is it a sympathy thing? The fact that he has asked you to dedicate songs is fucking disgusting. Message his maw and get her telt. I'd certainly disown the c**t if he were my son and spreading that about to his pals. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ICTChris Posted August 26, 2014 Share Posted August 26, 2014 I used to work with a guy who once told people he had testicular cancer. Human beings can be strange. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pars fan Posted August 26, 2014 Share Posted August 26, 2014 The Maw has had a sex change and now he's his dad. Imo. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pars fan Posted August 26, 2014 Share Posted August 26, 2014 ImageUploadedByPie & Bovril1409012062.094149.jpg This years award goes to Scotty Tunbridge, for first class service in the field of 'making an absolute arse of it' and taking stupidity to a whole new level. For those requiring justification for Scotty receiving such a prestigious award - during the World Cup, Scotty tried to troll and play the big man because he didn't like a thread I started for folk to have a bit of silly fun and post real or made-up World Cup 'facts' on here. He then got ripped to shreds so sent me a poorly spelt PM saying 'fvck you' then stupidly denied he had sent said PM even after I posted the screenshot of it ETA: Also posted the response "come at me bro" on said 'facts' thread! You just never learn. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sweet Pete Posted August 26, 2014 Share Posted August 26, 2014 I used to work with a guy who once told people he had testicular cancer. Human beings can be strange. It's a real disease, Chris. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Scary Bear Posted August 26, 2014 Share Posted August 26, 2014 I suggest a vague FB status along the lines of "Hate folk who are liars, you know who you are." That'll learn him.I hate that. Thankfully there's only one person on my FB who regularly does this. Very strange behaviour.'Some people are cvnts' and the likes. It's FB Tourette's Syndrome. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sergeant Wilson Posted August 26, 2014 Share Posted August 26, 2014 If you pretend your mother is dead it saves having to visit her. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
madwullie Posted August 26, 2014 Share Posted August 26, 2014 Is this a rhetorical question? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AsimButtHitsASix Posted August 26, 2014 Share Posted August 26, 2014 Is this a rhetorical question? is that? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
madwullie Posted August 26, 2014 Share Posted August 26, 2014 I suppose it is, yes Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
eddiemunster Posted August 26, 2014 Share Posted August 26, 2014 Offer a shoulder to cry on, ingratiate yourself into the bosom of the family, become the rock they all depend on, then pump his da. That'll teach him. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jock001 Posted August 26, 2014 Share Posted August 26, 2014 I can't believe that not a single person has suggested posting a condolences message on her facebook page. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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