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Wy Is Farting Funny?

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My farts don't smell anymore, its worrying

Your sense of smell has gone. The quite ones you think are squeaking out unnoticed are turning you into a social pariah.

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People have moved away from me today. Bloody hell it's rough I cleared an aisle in Robroyston Asda

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I once did a fart so bad, the smell woke the wife up.

One of my proudest evenings.

I did the very same thing.

Did she happen to mention who's was worst?

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Lift farts are the best. I'd been in a meeting which meant holding any potential emissions in longer than I'd anticipated. Let rip once I was in the lift on the fifth floor and was still going strong at the second.

Mate from work was scrabbling at the door to get out.

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I've never been able to get over the inevitable buckle that comes after farting at a urinal, I think it's the echo.

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