Audaces Fortuna Juvat Posted August 21, 2014 Author Share Posted August 21, 2014 Kudos. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
redcol83 Posted August 21, 2014 Share Posted August 21, 2014 Knew a guy at school who didn't think farting was funny. An utterly despicable untrustworthy human being. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
heedthebaa Posted August 21, 2014 Share Posted August 21, 2014 My farts don't smell anymore, its worrying Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hillonearth Posted August 21, 2014 Share Posted August 21, 2014 My farts don't smell anymore, its worrying Aye, but do they smell any less? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
madwullie Posted August 21, 2014 Share Posted August 21, 2014 My two year old finds them hilarious without any teaching. It must be instinctive Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dorlomin Posted August 22, 2014 Share Posted August 22, 2014 My farts don't smell anymore, its worrying Your sense of smell has gone. The quite ones you think are squeaking out unnoticed are turning you into a social pariah. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
th1stleandr0se Posted August 22, 2014 Share Posted August 22, 2014 My two year old finds them hilarious without any teaching. It must be instinctive Or genetic. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
capybara Posted August 22, 2014 Share Posted August 22, 2014 People have moved away from me today. Bloody hell it's rough I cleared an aisle in Robroyston Asda Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ScottR96 Posted August 23, 2014 Share Posted August 23, 2014 I just sent a snapchat video of me farting to my girlfriend and was buckled for a good 5 minutes. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lisa Cuddy Posted August 29, 2014 Share Posted August 29, 2014 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fv--npievoI#t=35 I can't get it to embed but it's Nicki Minaj's Anaconda - The Fart Remix. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zen Archer (Raconteur) Posted August 29, 2014 Share Posted August 29, 2014 I once did a fart so bad, the smell woke the wife up. One of my proudest evenings. I did the very same thing. Did she happen to mention who's was worst? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Andy Dufresne Posted August 29, 2014 Share Posted August 29, 2014 I did a very nasty fart in a lift today and liked the face of the guy who got in at the next floor Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hillonearth Posted August 29, 2014 Share Posted August 29, 2014 Lift farts are the best. I'd been in a meeting which meant holding any potential emissions in longer than I'd anticipated. Let rip once I was in the lift on the fifth floor and was still going strong at the second. Mate from work was scrabbling at the door to get out. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zen Archer (Raconteur) Posted August 29, 2014 Share Posted August 29, 2014 You apparently, because you followed thorough onto yer maw. That's who it was, we thought it was Una Stubbs. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WeAreElgin Posted August 29, 2014 Share Posted August 29, 2014 I've never been able to get over the inevitable buckle that comes after farting at a urinal, I think it's the echo. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zen Archer (Raconteur) Posted August 29, 2014 Share Posted August 29, 2014 Were you dressed up as Worzel Gummidge again? What do you mean again? Some things just never go out of fashion. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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