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I see, are tattoo's expensive then?

You get what you pay for as the old saying goes.

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I'm going to go out on a limb here and ask what makes a junior club tattoo worse than any other football club tattoo? Is this any worse than a Celtic fan saying "ha, you got a QP tattoo, what a loser!!!"

I'm not saying that it isn't rancid of course.

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I'm going to go out on a limb here and ask what makes a junior club tattoo worse than any other football club tattoo? Is this any worse than a Celtic fan saying "ha, you got a QP tattoo, what a loser!!!"

I'm not saying that it isn't rancid of course.

It's not about it being a junior club tattoo.

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These posts:

Bankiedevo - "f**k bankies no f**k you ya rat b*****d"

ClydebankTillIDie - "would be intresting to see robroyguy say this shit to my face, at the next rabs-bankies game, come and find me, i might only be 16 but i'l fuckin break your nose ya rabs c**t."

and

Bert Raccoon - "Gotta love the Juniors. Shite tattoos, digits being arranged, dugs on string, cock fighting at half time. Reminds me of a simpler time."

had me in near hysterics. Bravo to all concerned.

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The bit where he realises his new tattoo isn't entirely receiving universal praise, and then posts another photo thinking folk will go, "oh aye, that's an excellent piece of ink" is what gets me. Reminiscent of Duffman's "lolling at youse not understanding" post in his TV bargain gold thread.

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How is that not In the Gold forum yet. Some of the put downs are outstanding. Shame RRG's picture is gone.

Still got it , horrible mistake on my part , i am always walking about with one glove on ( not a good look) or one hand in my pocket .Btw got it when i was 30. Never did get my nose broke.Thinking of you bankie wherever you are . :(

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I remember reading in the Juniors forum of some mass brawl at a junior ground where bags of sick were chucked and a poor unlucky guy got a bucket of shit tipped over their head.

It was a marvellous read. It sounded like a riot in the grounds of a mentalist prison. The Shawbankies Redemption perhaps.

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I heard that some junior fans tried that ice bucket challenge.

They drowned. A minutes 'ENNNNNHHHHGG'ing will be had in respect.

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There are no match day programmes at junior games. The sight of moveable printed type would distract from the building of the wicker man as the serfs all bellowed in angry confusion at their futile attempts to understand what they were seeing.

Plus the rivers are dangerously full of witches as it is.

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Still got it , horrible mistake on my part , i am always walking about with one glove on ( not a good look) or one hand in my pocket .Btw got it when i was 30. Never did get my nose broke.Thinking of you bankie wherever you are . :(

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You took that thread from being excellent and made it into magnificent. Well played.

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I remember reading in the Juniors forum of some mass brawl at a junior ground where bags of sick were chucked and a poor unlucky guy got a bucket of shit tipped over their head.

It was a marvellous read. It sounded like a riot in the grounds of a mentalist prison. The Shawbankies Redemption perhaps.

I heard that some junior fans tried that ice bucket challenge.

They drowned. A minutes 'ENNNNNHHHHGG'ing will be had in respect.

There are no match day programmes at junior games. The sight of moveable printed type would distract from the building of the wicker man as the serfs all bellowed in angry confusion at their futile attempts to understand what they were seeing.

Plus the rivers are dangerously full of witches as it is.

Stop ruining the thread with your shite attempts at humour.

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Stop ruining the thread with your shite attempt at trying to act cool and superior.

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Back on topic. . .

Has bankie got any new tats? On the face, perhaps?

Bound to have. That was just a gateway tattoo.

My guess is just behind the ear. Classy.

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The wife's still laughing over the whole "wankies" and "hankies" thing :lol:
Why
She just realised why she could never find any hankies in the house? :whistle

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Don't think he goes to games anymore, but is left with a nice reminder of when he did....

Crazy how a boy can have so much enthusiasm for a club then just stop going , what did you guys do to him !

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I'm going to assume he can't go to the games because he is in prison

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