Romeo Posted August 14, 2014 Share Posted August 14, 2014 Think I might be developing a cold, stuffy nose, sore throat, occasional sneezing. What are you top tips for halting it in it's track? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
vikingTON Posted August 14, 2014 Share Posted August 14, 2014 Try spraying Deep Heat up your nostrils. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RandomGuy. Posted August 14, 2014 Share Posted August 14, 2014 Jumping off a bridge strapped to rock. You wont have the sniffles ever again Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Romeo Posted August 14, 2014 Author Share Posted August 14, 2014 Jumping off a bridge strapped to rock. You wont have the sniffles ever again Sniffles....??? This might be the worst cold ever, all my previous cold's have been worse than anyone else Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
welshbairn Posted August 14, 2014 Share Posted August 14, 2014 One gram of vitamin C, a vindaloo and 8 pints of strong lager. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LinkinFighter Posted August 14, 2014 Share Posted August 14, 2014 Roll down the windows of your car and turn the heat up full. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hoopy1967 Posted August 14, 2014 Share Posted August 14, 2014 Roll down the windows of your car and turn the heat up full. Bástard, beat me to it Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Romeo Posted August 14, 2014 Author Share Posted August 14, 2014 One gram of vitamin C, a vindaloo and 8 pints of strong lager. Have a hot madras, a load of Cobra get blootered and you won't even remember you have a cold. These remedies sound good. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ChineseMan Posted August 14, 2014 Share Posted August 14, 2014 I'm afraid you'll just have to wait for it to run it's course. One week ago I had the most horrific cold imaginable but now I feel fine. In conclusion, just do nothing at all, nothing at all, nothing at all, nothing at all. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bobby Skidmarks Posted August 14, 2014 Share Posted August 14, 2014 Use a Chilli as a suppository. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ScotlandGer Posted August 14, 2014 Share Posted August 14, 2014 Each day when suffering of these symptoms just take a bottle and a half of red wine before dinner, followed by several doses of Jim Beam, and stay in the recovery position -- directly in front of the television / games console. Make sure Mrs. Romeo runs around after your every whim. In a few days time, you may, or may not, enjoy a full recovery. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Romeo Posted August 14, 2014 Author Share Posted August 14, 2014 I'm afraid you'll just have to wait for it to run it's course. One week ago I had the most horrific cold imaginable but now I feel fine. In conclusion, just do nothing at all, nothing at all, nothing at all, nothing at all. Damn sexy Flanders....!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sergeant Wilson Posted August 14, 2014 Share Posted August 14, 2014 Lemsip with vodka or gin in it. Make sure you inhale the steam. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Unleash The Nade Posted August 14, 2014 Share Posted August 14, 2014 Think I might be developing a cold, stuffy nose, sore throat, occasional sneezing. What are you top tips for halting it in it's track? Get some one to give you a tae basher right in the bollocksThe excruciating pain will make you forget all about your pathetic litte sniffle Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bert Raccoon Posted August 14, 2014 Share Posted August 14, 2014 Buckfast. You can thank me later. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tree house tam Posted August 14, 2014 Share Posted August 14, 2014 Deep heat on the soles of yer feet then put socks on . Really does work . But if it dusnae smear loads of deep heat on yer palms and have a w**k . That should take yer mind of it . Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Romeo Posted August 14, 2014 Author Share Posted August 14, 2014 8 pints of strong lager. a load of Cobra get blootered just take a bottle and a half of red wine before dinner, followed by several doses of Jim Beam, Lemsip with vodka or gin in it. Buckfast. You can thank me later. P&B is full of raging alcoholics. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zen Archer (Raconteur) Posted August 14, 2014 Share Posted August 14, 2014 Use a Chilli as a suppository. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zetterlund Posted August 14, 2014 Share Posted August 14, 2014 Post a sad face emoticon on facebook and lap up the sympathy, I believe this is the accepted method of dealing with all minor ailments these days. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bert Raccoon Posted August 14, 2014 Share Posted August 14, 2014 P&B is full of raging alcoholics. I'm quite a mellow alcoholic tbh. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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