Rod Posted August 15, 2014 Share Posted August 15, 2014 Lemons don't stop sharks attacking you ya daftie..................it's Limes. Why do you think people in the UK ie Limies, don't get attacked by sharks and Aussies do. We relised that centuries back but they are to stubborn to listen to us - that's why they get eaten by Jaws. Lemons work for me although I've never seen a shark with a can of 7Up. Maybe its their kryptonite? Someone tell Roy Scheider before its too late! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
calum_gers Posted August 15, 2014 Share Posted August 15, 2014 2nd ammendment "A well regulated Militia, being necessary to the security of a free State, the right of the people to keep and bear Arms, shall not be infringed." If you can't see the sense in that, then you shouldn't be allowed to vote. ^^^Sarah Palin. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sweet Pete Posted August 15, 2014 Share Posted August 15, 2014 I have a lemon that stops sharks attacking me. Because of this lemon I've never been attacked by a shark. That's the logic of the whole defend against the government second amendment argument nowadays. Makes sense when you remember America is a country whose greatest invention of the 21st century is this Those look amazing and I make no apology for wishing I had some of them. *starts Googling where to buy American junk foods* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ya Bezzer! Posted August 15, 2014 Share Posted August 15, 2014 My ex wife was American and her mum, or "mom", was shot in the head by a mental disturbed relative. Her parents couldn't travel because of health insurance/health care reasons and because of that I never actually met them in person. So as a system to avoid meeting in laws, America's gun laws worked out quite well for me. Having said that putting aside my own individual concerns and looking at the whole picture, it does seem FUCKING MENTAL. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Romeo Posted August 15, 2014 Share Posted August 15, 2014 My ex wife was American and her mum, or "mom", was shot in the head by a mental disturbed relative. Your ex wife? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Heidthebaw Posted August 15, 2014 Share Posted August 15, 2014 When I lived in Michigan there was a drive thru off licence and petrol station that sold guns and ammo, handy. I thought they had the guns incase the redcoats came back not because you can fill your car, get some smokes,beer and buy gun and ammo and go get that b*****d of a neighbour who keeps cutting his grass every feckin' morning and have a well earned drink and smoke afterwards Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Casual Bystander Posted August 15, 2014 Author Share Posted August 15, 2014 The 2nd Amendment is so ridiculously out of date it rivals the Bible in terms of irrelevance, yet like the Bible some Americans seem to want to act on it literally. Many people think that it's because America is a "new" country that somehow the population don't trust it's government however to counter that I'd point out that Belgium is in fact "newer" than the United States, yet at the same time Americans were riding about on horseback shooting people the Belgians were inventing the saxophone. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pandarilla Posted August 15, 2014 Share Posted August 15, 2014 Clinging to their guns and bibles... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pandarilla Posted August 15, 2014 Share Posted August 15, 2014 Oh aye, I forgot cold dead hands. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The_Kincardine Posted August 15, 2014 Share Posted August 15, 2014 Bear arms? The world's worst typo. Bare arms is the right the really wanted: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lionel hutz Posted August 16, 2014 Share Posted August 16, 2014 John Oliver's report (Part One): Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Al666 Posted August 16, 2014 Share Posted August 16, 2014 ^^^Sarah Palin. ^^^Hillary Clinton Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Booker-T Posted August 17, 2014 Share Posted August 17, 2014 Trying to label 10's of millions of people to a specific mind set is not helpful, and it makes you look rather ignorant. For the record, I have libertarian views. How do you think the Americans defeated the British when they didn't have their own army? Why do you think no one has attempted to invade Switzerland? Why do think the Japanese didn't attempt to invade the U.S after Pearl Harbour, despite it having a weak military at the time? That's a joke isn't it? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Casual Bystander Posted August 17, 2014 Author Share Posted August 17, 2014 Why do you think no one has attempted to invade Switzerland? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hillonearth Posted August 17, 2014 Share Posted August 17, 2014 Why do you think no one has attempted to invade Switzerland? 'Cos they'd come over the mountains and be facing eight million of these - Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
young buck Posted August 17, 2014 Share Posted August 17, 2014 Tenuous but interesting http://cbsn.ws/1pUgAxU Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bookies Love Me Posted August 17, 2014 Share Posted August 17, 2014 Your ex wife? No it was him. :-) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lionel hutz Posted August 18, 2014 Share Posted August 18, 2014 Part Two of John Oliver's report Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ya Bezzer! Posted August 18, 2014 Share Posted August 18, 2014 Your ex wife? Definitely seems to runs in the family! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eye Valley Posted August 27, 2014 Share Posted August 27, 2014 Christ. A nine year-old girl in the US has killed her shooting instructor by accident while being shown how to use a high-powered automatic weapon. The instructor was giving the girl a lesson at a shooting range in Arizona when the recoil from the first shot caused her to lose control of the Uzi. Charles Vacca, 39, was shot in the head and died after being airlifted to a hospital in Las Vegas. The girl was at the shooting range with her parents, officials say. The accident happened on Monday at Last Stop shooting range in White Hills, Arizona. Correspondents say it is common in parts of the US for children to be taught how to use firearms. Many firing ranges have strict safety rules on instructing children. It is not clear what age limits the range has. http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-us-canada-28948946 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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