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England smells like sh*t


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To be fair, so do I.

Its fucking hilarious. Cannae beat a good old public farting scenario. Especially in a shop or museum.

The trick is to do that 'what's that fucking smell' look of disgust to throw people off the scent. Look accusingly at people in the near vicinity and tut.

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The trick is to do that 'what's that fucking smell' look of disgust to throw people off the scent. Look accusingly at people in the near vicinity and tut.

Well played, sir!

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Sighthill glasgow has to be the smelliest place in scotland. No matter what weather there is a honking oudor engulfing the place. Think it is something to do with some works nearby or something

Not quite.

Benbecula. Wins.

The stench of seaweed is horrific, and at the Dark Isles ? Hotel is totally vile. I think there is a nearby bay called "Stinky Bay" , and the odour goes for piggin miles...

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Having no experience of living next to a field covered in human fertiliser, would the smell actually be any worse than the reek of cow shit which you frequently get in the countryside or is it mainly a mental issue with such folk thinking they're breathing particles from humans rather than other mammals which seem to be acceptable?

As for sewage works, it's no wonder folk say 'shithole smells of shite' seeing as low cost housing is generally built beside these plants where the land value is less as a result (Torry / Balnagask in Aberdeen is exactly the same). Either that or they just build the plant where the house prices are low anyway / the locals will complain less. Sim City 101.

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