Frasersyme Posted July 26, 2014 Share Posted July 26, 2014 Hi guys, I wanted to let you know that my book of prank letters to football clubs is now available at http://www.eatthebreed.bigcartel.com priced £6.99, with £1 of every sale going to charity. There are 3 League 1 clubs included in the book: Ayr Utd, Morton and Stenhousemuir. There are many other Scottish and English clubs in the book - such as Hearts, Dumbarton, Celtic, Livingston, Dundee, Elgin City, Arsenal, Chelsea, Everton, West Ham, Exeter City, Barnsley, Peterborough, York City, Lincoln City and Doncaster Rovers etc. I am supporting three amazing charities through sales of the book - Tartan Army Children's Charity, the Oscar Knox Appeal, and the Adam Stansfield Foundation (set up in memory of the Exeter City player whose spoof portrait I painted for the book who tragically passed away just seven months after signing his portrait). You can see excerpts from the book at http://frasersyme.wordpress.com/2014/06/05/excerpts-from-the-book/ Here's the cover of the book: There are also a number of 1986 Panini stickers throughout the book, such as Rangers, Aberdeen, Dundee Utd, Hibs, and the Clydebank one below: The charities involved and I would really appreciate your support for the book and thanks very much for reading. Cheers Fraser Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cliche Guevara Posted July 26, 2014 Share Posted July 26, 2014 Without looking, are you Mark Roberts and was your prank letter to Ayr Utd telling them you were a football manager? If so, they fell for it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Albino Rover Posted July 26, 2014 Share Posted July 26, 2014 Congratulations on the book, but I just read the sample letter chain with Exeter City and it wasn't worth the time I spent reading it, never mind £6.99. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sergeant Wilson Posted July 26, 2014 Share Posted July 26, 2014 I burnt Albion Rovers pie stall down. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pandarilla Posted July 26, 2014 Share Posted July 26, 2014 Congratulations on the book, but I just read the sample letter chain with Exeter City and it wasn't worth the time I spent reading it, never mind £6.99. Harsh as f**k. AR I'm normally a fairly laid back kind of chap but I'm glad Sarge burnt down your pie stall. Don't listen to this goon Fraser - I thought it was quite clever, and was disappointed there wasn't more free snippets. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Albino Rover Posted July 26, 2014 Share Posted July 26, 2014 I burnt Albion Rovers pie stall down. and prevented three heart attacks, and 40 cases of E-coli. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sergeant Wilson Posted July 26, 2014 Share Posted July 26, 2014 and prevented three heart attacks, and 40 cases of E-coli. A drop in the ocean in ML postcodes. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WaffenThinMint Posted July 26, 2014 Share Posted July 26, 2014 Hi guys, I wanted to let you know that my book of prank letters to football clubs is now available at http://www.eatthebreed.bigcartel.com priced £6.99, with £1 of every sale going to charity. There are 3 League 1 clubs included in the book: Ayr Utd, Morton and Stenhousemuir. There are many other Scottish and English clubs in the book - such as Hearts, Dumbarton, Celtic, Livingston, Dundee, Elgin City, Arsenal, Chelsea, Everton, West Ham, Exeter City, Barnsley, Peterborough, York City, Lincoln City and Doncaster Rovers etc. I am supporting three amazing charities through sales of the book - Tartan Army Children's Charity, the Oscar Knox Appeal, and the Adam Stansfield Foundation (set up in memory of the Exeter City player whose spoof portrait I painted for the book who tragically passed away just seven months after signing his portrait). You can see excerpts from the book at http://frasersyme.wordpress.com/2014/06/05/excerpts-from-the-book/ Here's the cover of the book: There are also a number of 1986 Panini stickers throughout the book, such as Rangers, Aberdeen, Dundee Utd, Hibs, and the Clydebank one below: The charities involved and I would really appreciate your support for the book and thanks very much for reading. Cheers Fraser Noticing your Exeter City letter had a PA13 postcode, perhaps I shouldn't be too surprised you thought it such a jolly jape: Kilmacolm people do seem to be somewhat "retro". Two children's charities at that, NICE TOUCH! Nothing like the old "it's for the children" line for a bit of moral teflon from anyone that might accuse you of doing bad "Henry Root" style letters to football clubs, something which ceased to be funny - let alone original - by the 1990s when every wankstain proffered their fantasy football management or Spectrum 48k Football Manager expertise as their qualifications for a laugh around the nation's playgrounds. Playing the "it's for charity" card doesn't elevate this above the level of chrome plated shitgibbonry, One pound of each sale split three ways? Big deal. Heaven forbid anyone suggest the "charity" line is to try & get people to buy this shyte - where does the rest of the money go after the publisher & sellers take their cut? It wouldn't be by any chance into your pocket, & also by chance be a lot more than that pissy pound split three ways. Face it Fraser, you've had your moment of reflected glory via Chewin' The Fat, but now you're a washed up hasbeen no one in entertainment cares a flying f**k about anymore. Stop these ridiculous pieces of attention whoring in your desperate attempts to salvage some sort of "niche" for yourself & purpose to your existence. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fifes Elite Force Posted July 28, 2014 Share Posted July 28, 2014 Noticing your Exeter City letter had a PA13 postcode, perhaps I shouldn't be too surprised you thought it such a jolly jape: Kilmacolm people do seem to be somewhat "retro". Two children's charities at that, NICE TOUCH! Nothing like the old "it's for the children" line for a bit of moral teflon from anyone that might accuse you of doing bad "Henry Root" style letters to football clubs, something which ceased to be funny - let alone original - by the 1990s when every wankstain proffered their fantasy football management or Spectrum 48k Football Manager expertise as their qualifications for a laugh around the nation's playgrounds. Playing the "it's for charity" card doesn't elevate this above the level of chrome plated shitgibbonry, One pound of each sale split three ways? Big deal. Heaven forbid anyone suggest the "charity" line is to try & get people to buy this shyte - where does the rest of the money go after the publisher & sellers take their cut? It wouldn't be by any chance into your pocket, & also by chance be a lot more than that pissy pound split three ways. Face it Fraser, you've had your moment of reflected glory via Chewin' The Fat, but now you're a washed up hasbeen no one in entertainment cares a flying f**k about anymore. Stop these ridiculous pieces of attention whoring in your desperate attempts to salvage some sort of "niche" for yourself & purpose to your existence. Just came into this thread and this is the first post I read. Seems I have missed some golden seethe Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
welshbairn Posted July 28, 2014 Share Posted July 28, 2014 Noticing your Exeter City letter had a PA13 postcode, perhaps I shouldn't be too surprised you thought it such a jolly jape: Kilmacolm people do seem to be somewhat "retro". Two children's charities at that, NICE TOUCH! Nothing like the old "it's for the children" line for a bit of moral teflon from anyone that might accuse you of doing bad "Henry Root" style letters to football clubs, something which ceased to be funny - let alone original - by the 1990s when every wankstain proffered their fantasy football management or Spectrum 48k Football Manager expertise as their qualifications for a laugh around the nation's playgrounds. Playing the "it's for charity" card doesn't elevate this above the level of chrome plated shitgibbonry, One pound of each sale split three ways? Big deal. Heaven forbid anyone suggest the "charity" line is to try & get people to buy this shyte - where does the rest of the money go after the publisher & sellers take their cut? It wouldn't be by any chance into your pocket, & also by chance be a lot more than that pissy pound split three ways. Face it Fraser, you've had your moment of reflected glory via Chewin' The Fat, but now you're a washed up hasbeen no one in entertainment cares a flying f**k about anymore. Stop these ridiculous pieces of attention whoring in your desperate attempts to salvage some sort of "niche" for yourself & purpose to your existence. Did he nick your bird? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MuckleMoo Posted July 28, 2014 Share Posted July 28, 2014 Just came into this thread and this is the first post I read. Seems I have missed some golden seethe It's a thing of beauty is it not! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cliche Guevara Posted July 28, 2014 Share Posted July 28, 2014 Did he nick your bird? He wrote him a letter telling him he nicked his bird. Do we believe him? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cappiecat Posted July 30, 2014 Share Posted July 30, 2014 Truly, truly awful. The Exeter stuff made my skin crawl. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shandon Par Posted July 30, 2014 Share Posted July 30, 2014 Wafer Thin Mint is Frasersyme's son IMO. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
welshbairn Posted July 30, 2014 Share Posted July 30, 2014 Wafer Thin Mint is Frasersyme's son IMO. That fits. Wee After Eight has been lusting after his mum for years, and is bitterly jealous of Fraser who gets to poke her every night. There's an old story about that. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cliche Guevara Posted July 30, 2014 Share Posted July 30, 2014 That fits. Wee After Eight has been lusting after his mum for years, and is bitterly jealous of Fraser who gets to poke her every night. There's an old story about that. E'd a pus on him, did our Waffen. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AsimButtHitsASix Posted July 30, 2014 Share Posted July 30, 2014 I can't wait to read WTM's book... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
itzdrk Posted July 30, 2014 Share Posted July 30, 2014 needs more postcards about puffins tbh Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Addie Posted August 1, 2014 Share Posted August 1, 2014 Why is WaffinThinSkin always so angry? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sergeant Wilson Posted August 1, 2014 Share Posted August 1, 2014 I can't wait to read WTM's book... It'll be fucking better than that cack. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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