oldbitterandgrumpy Posted March 27, 2022 Share Posted March 27, 2022 On 26/03/2022 at 07:32, A96 said: You missed out the word “smug” And ‘vacuous’. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hedgecutter Posted March 27, 2022 Author Share Posted March 27, 2022 This pretentious double-barrelled surnamed bint. 5 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bennett Posted March 27, 2022 Share Posted March 27, 2022 1 minute ago, Hedgecutter said: This pretentious double-barrelled surnamed bint. Oor Wullie? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hearthammer Posted March 27, 2022 Share Posted March 27, 2022 1 hour ago, bennett said: Oor Wullie? That was the autobiography by Siamese twins 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dan Steele Posted March 27, 2022 Share Posted March 27, 2022 1 hour ago, Hedgecutter said: This pretentious double-barrelled surnamed bint. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Derry Alli Posted March 27, 2022 Share Posted March 27, 2022 On 26/03/2022 at 11:38, velo army said: My wee sister (32) Single? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
velo army Posted March 27, 2022 Share Posted March 27, 2022 (edited) 2 hours ago, Mr. Alli said: Single? I imagine that depends if the person asking is a 50 something, slightly posh English gardener with a roguish smirk... But nah, she's married to an absolute ride of a Dutch fella. Edited March 27, 2022 by velo army 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Melanius Mullarkey Posted March 27, 2022 Share Posted March 27, 2022 Monty Don isn’t a Gardner. He’s a failed jeweller and a tv presenter. Titsmarsh would absolute batter him. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paul Kersey Posted March 27, 2022 Share Posted March 27, 2022 1 hour ago, Melanius Mullarkay said: Monty Don isn’t a Gardner. He’s a failed jeweller and a tv presenter. Titsmarsh would absolute batter him. Carole Baxter could easily kick f**k out of Don and Titchmarsh at the same time. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Billy Jean King Posted March 27, 2022 Share Posted March 27, 2022 Carole Baxter could easily kick f**k out of Don and Titchmarsh at the same time. Surely big Dimmock could take them both at the same time ? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wile E Coyote Posted March 27, 2022 Share Posted March 27, 2022 1 hour ago, Paul Kersey said: Carole Baxter could easily kick f**k out of Don and Titchmarsh at the same time. Used to love the Beechgrove Garden when I was young. Now I am an adult and have my own garden I can barely be fucked to cut the grass 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zen Archer (Raconteur) Posted March 27, 2022 Share Posted March 27, 2022 4 minutes ago, Wile E Coyote said: Used to love the Beechgrove Garden when I was young. Now I am an adult and have my own garden I can barely be fucked to cut the grass I miss my wee Westie, when she went out for a shite and I couldn't see her ears I knew it was time to get the mower out. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hedgecutter Posted April 1, 2022 Author Share Posted April 1, 2022 Remembering this haunting horror from my childhood potentially explains my long-lived, deep-seated dislike for Carol Vorderman Got made to watch that as a kid who couldn't remember my times tables. Not quite Clockwork Orange style, but it made absolutely no difference in the end. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
A96 Posted April 4, 2022 Share Posted April 4, 2022 Is that guy Rylan’s artificial looking face , and in particular his unnaturally gleaming white teeth a proper reason for disliking him ? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
oldbitterandgrumpy Posted April 4, 2022 Share Posted April 4, 2022 On 16/03/2022 at 17:06, Boo Khaki said: Her seemingly unending cheeriness gets right on my fucking nerves Unending cheeriness + zero talent? Sounds like a winning formula in these shallow times. I really need to get out more. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
oldbitterandgrumpy Posted April 4, 2022 Share Posted April 4, 2022 On 01/04/2022 at 11:23, Hedgecutter said: Remembering this haunting horror from my childhood potentially explains my long-lived, deep-seated dislike for Carol Vorderman Got made to watch that as a kid who couldn't remember my times tables. Not quite Clockwork Orange style, but it made absolutely no difference in the end. When the grandkids came along I was re-introduced to Kid’s TV. It looked like an acid trip of lurid primary colours. You got shown this in school? Seriously? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Florentine_Pogen Posted April 4, 2022 Share Posted April 4, 2022 On 14/03/2022 at 19:40, HeartsOfficialMoaner said: Men should take the surname of the wife when they get married. The wife is the family tree the guy is just the seed planter. Robert Maxwell (born Ján Ludvík Hyman Binyamin Hoch) is a case in point, although he might have done it to avoid the anti-semites. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jimbaxters Posted April 5, 2022 Share Posted April 5, 2022 (edited) Him. On House of Games this week, trying his best to give me a reason.. Edited April 5, 2022 by jimbaxters 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheScarf Posted April 5, 2022 Share Posted April 5, 2022 On 16/03/2022 at 17:06, Boo Khaki said: Her seemingly unending cheeriness gets right on my fucking nerves Thankfully since she slithered out of Holyrood and away down to the House of Lords, we no longer hear from her. 8 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
coprolite Posted April 5, 2022 Share Posted April 5, 2022 20 hours ago, A96 said: Is that guy Rylan’s artificial looking face , and in particular his unnaturally gleaming white teeth a proper reason for disliking him ? I don’t think so. You could argue that it reveals a high level of vanity and self regard that would be a proper reason. i don’t mind him too much personally, just from his occasional master chef appearances and sometimes hearing his radio 2 show. I can see how he might be grating if you were regularly exposed though. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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