Zen Archer (Raconteur) Posted February 28, 2019 Share Posted February 28, 2019 2 minutes ago, MixuFixit said: I mind working with a girl once who was hopping round the office saying "omg omg I'm going to meet Jordan, I can't believe it's really happening tonight!" Turns out she was going to a book signing and was squealing at the perfunctory "thanks for coming who do I make this out to?" chat. It's those kind of windowlickers keep these talentless butterballs in Maseratis. Whole lot of them will be up against the wall come the revolution. She would change her tune if she got a lift from her. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Miguel Sanchez Posted February 28, 2019 Share Posted February 28, 2019 @throbber 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DeeTillEhDeh Posted February 28, 2019 Share Posted February 28, 2019 Gemma Collins f**king hate the attention seeking boot. why the hell does anyone give her celeb status let alone any attention is beyond me. Go onto google news and for some reason that gets added as a news story wtf went wrong that anything she does is classed as news: Agreed - a publicity whore with no discernible talent. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DeeTillEhDeh Posted February 28, 2019 Share Posted February 28, 2019 Watched through the keyhole a few weeks back that Joey Essex idiot has a Lamborghini and a multimillion pound house. Dont hate him but as per above what are these morons famous for?Essex is clearly playing a role - and from what I've been told is nowhere near as thick as he makes out to be. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
D.A.F.C Posted February 28, 2019 Share Posted February 28, 2019 15 minutes ago, DeeTillEhDeh said: 58 minutes ago, D.A.F.C said: Watched through the keyhole a few weeks back that Joey Essex idiot has a Lamborghini and a multimillion pound house. Dont hate him but as per above what are these morons famous for? Essex is clearly playing a role - and from what I've been told is nowhere near as thick as he makes out to be. It’s an act which is even worse. It’s cool to be stupid. As long as you are good looking. (No homo) 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sergeant Wilson Posted February 28, 2019 Share Posted February 28, 2019 22 minutes ago, DeeTillEhDeh said: 11 hours ago, AL-FFC said: Gemma Collins f**king hate the attention seeking boot. why the hell does anyone give her celeb status let alone any attention is beyond me. Go onto google news and for some reason that gets added as a news story wtf went wrong that anything she does is classed as news: Agreed - a publicity whore with no discernible talent. I'd ride it round the house, waving the remote control, shouting "for England, Harry and St George!" 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mark Connolly Posted February 28, 2019 Share Posted February 28, 2019 Gianni Capaldi I didn't know who he was before he was in that scene with Martin Compston in Still Game last week, but he seems a complete c**t. His meltdown over Rodgers leaving Celtic seems to confirm this. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wile E Coyote Posted February 28, 2019 Share Posted February 28, 2019 Can people stop quoting the post with the picture of Gemma Collins please. Repeated viewing of it is giving me the boak 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tamthebam Posted February 28, 2019 Share Posted February 28, 2019 4 hours ago, D.A.F.C said: Doesn’t even rhyme. sorry, I'll fix it: It's quite poetic says yah, That you want to Pound Ezra, He brings the dry boak to your gorge, So feel free to kick the shite out of George. Whaurs yer Nigel Blackwell noo...? well.. writing better lyrics than this pish.. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tamthebam Posted February 28, 2019 Share Posted February 28, 2019 2 hours ago, DeeTillEhDeh said: 3 hours ago, D.A.F.C said: Watched through the keyhole a few weeks back that Joey Essex idiot has a Lamborghini and a multimillion pound house. Dont hate him but as per above what are these morons famous for? Essex is clearly playing a role - and from what I've been told is nowhere near as thick as he makes out to be. But who's the best Essex? Joey or David? Only one way to settle this... FIGHT! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tamthebam Posted February 28, 2019 Share Posted February 28, 2019 3 hours ago, Sergeant Wilson said: Speak for yourself. As that famous philosopher of amour Sidney T. Sexist once remarked "It would be like parking a sausage up the Tyne Tunnel, man". 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bold Rover Posted February 28, 2019 Share Posted February 28, 2019 24 minutes ago, tamthebam said: It's quite poetic says yah, That you want to Pound Ezra, He brings the dry boak to your gorge, So feel free to kick the shite out of George. Doesn't even scan. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tamthebam Posted February 28, 2019 Share Posted February 28, 2019 Just now, Bold Rover said: Doesn't even scan. Oh so you want it to scan now. Let me just put the moon on this stick for you. Moon stick boy. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tongue_tied_danny Posted February 28, 2019 Share Posted February 28, 2019 Judith Ralston 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nkomo-A-Gogo Posted March 6, 2019 Share Posted March 6, 2019 Time travelling ginger witch Ruth Goodman 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
carpetmonster Posted March 6, 2019 Share Posted March 6, 2019 Steve Davis looking rough these days 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
blackislekillie Posted March 6, 2019 Share Posted March 6, 2019 Wid. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tony Ferrino Posted March 7, 2019 Share Posted March 7, 2019 2 hours ago, carpetmonster said: Steve Davis looking rough these days Too many kicks. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BillyAnchor Posted March 7, 2019 Share Posted March 7, 2019 1 hour ago, blackislekillie said: Wid. Steve Davis? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
19QOS19 Posted March 7, 2019 Share Posted March 7, 2019 Steve Davis?Would have him before her tbh. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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