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14 hours ago, Melanius Mullarkey said:

Does that shit telly programme that is effectively the 2p machines on the moving shelves at the shows.

I got chased out of Weston super Mare Grand Pier at the age of 14 for working out you could stand about 4 foot away from the 10 p falls, tap the wooden pier boards and the vibrations would dislodge the cash without setting off the tilt alarm on the machine. 

The pier burned down 20 years later. I have an alibi. :whistle

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28 minutes ago, tamthebam said:

I got chased out of Weston super Mare Grand Pier at the age of 14 for working out you could stand about 4 foot away from the 10 p falls, tap the wooden pier boards and the vibrations would dislodge the cash without setting off the tilt alarm on the machine. 

The pier burned down 20 years later. I have an alibi. :whistle

I’ve been taking the bairn to the shows a lot in the past year and without fail, I’m sure the b*****ds have glued the coins to the edges of the shelves. They also sit bags of 5ps on top to weigh them down. 

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6 hours ago, Melanius Mullarkey said:

I’ve been taking the bairn to the shows a lot in the past year and without fail, I’m sure the b*****ds have glued the coins to the edges of the shelves. They also sit bags of 5ps on top to weigh them down. 

You'll be telling me the air guns in the shooting stalls have distorted sights next. (Do they still have shooting stalls?)

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12 minutes ago, Bairnardo said:
31 minutes ago, Sergeant Wilson said:
You'll be telling me the air guns in the shooting stalls have distorted sights next. (Do they still have shooting stalls?)

No, and this is why I hope we can get out, Brexit.

The object was always to shoot the shitey prizes rather than the targets anyway.

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